I don’t unfortunately. I was cursed with horrible parents. It is amazing that I matured into a 30-year-old adult with no criminal record. My parents are ugly, my dad was in the Navy (military guys are usually scum parents), my mom was a virgin femcel into her college years, I was born in Chadfornia (land of the good-looking people), and then my parents divorced when I was 3-years-old.
My mom got custody of me - and she was a typical fat bitch grumpy Baby Boomer single mom. I never stood a chance.
This morning as I was driving to work, I thought to myself, “I would never introduce my mom to my gf (if I ever get one). My mom is so mean and nasty, that she would probably make my gf cry. And if my mom made my gf cry - I would hate my mom even more… it’s no secret why Adam Lanza, and Jake Davison offed their mothers before going ER.