Serious Do You Believe in Reincarnation?

[CircumcisedClown]

I’m on to my final cope, reincarnation. The way I get through the day is believing I will somehow believe l’ll be rewarded by the good I do in this life by being given an opportunity at a better life in the next life.

There’s no way I was just born, genitally mutilated, raised by psycho narcissists, all so I could become a regular wageslave cog in the machine, right? There has to be something better waiting for me behind the curtain, right?

Instead of being thankful for what I have this Thanksgiving, I would like to take some time to be thankful for the things I will appreciate in my next, Chad life.

I am thankful being born an uncircumcised white male in the mid-80s. I am thankful for being absurdly tall (6’7”) and having a 7.5inx6in cock. I am thankful for my absurdly athletic genetics for allowing me to play D1 varsity men’s basketball at the University of Florida and fuck hella sorority sluts.

I am thankful for studying engineering (that can stay, I like math/science) and getting an MBA (I don’t have that) so I can be some big whig at a corporate office in the whitest part of Florida. I am thankful for my hot, UF cheerleader trophy wife that I cheat on with my hot secretary in my top floor office. I am thankful for hitting it big selling some patent for some thingamabob and retiring at 28 with millions of dollars. I am thankful that I went to go travel the world and fuck more sluts and do cocaine until I OD at a private sex party in Ibiza at 52 years old.

What will you be thankful for in your Chad next life?

 

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biggest subhuman cope oat

 

[despisedpaul]

being reincarnated as even the most giga of chads pales in comparison to being in perfect communion with the Lord God for all of eternity in heaven

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

biggest subhuman cope oat

 

[CircumcisedClown]

being reincarnated as even the most giga of chads pales in comparison to being in perfect communion with the Lord God for all of eternity in heaven

>Me after god reincarnates me as Chad, lets me live a full, awesome life on Earth, and then carries me to heaven like Enoch to live eternally in heavenly bliss.

 

[VideoGameCoper]

Not at all.

 

[despisedpaul]

>Me after god reincarnates me as Chad, lets me live a full, awesome life on Earth, and then carries me to heaven like Enoch to live eternally in heavenly bliss.

why would you want to live another life in this fading illusory world
if suicide didnt reduce my chances of Heaven i would rope instantly

 

[ShadowSenpai]

No

 

[chudcel]

But what if you come back as a legless Burmese rat farmer? I'm not going into the soul recycler, fuck the demiurge.

 

[ilieknothing]

You’ll be reborn as a currycel, probably @anandkonda’s brother where he will talk about how Tamils mog for your whole life

 

[currymuncher007]

You’ll be reborn as a currycel, probably @anandkonda’s brother where he will talk about how Tamils mog for your whole life

if you want a foid in tamil nadu :
> either be a chadramam
> be connected to culture and be rich
I assume @anandkonda is neither connected to culture (because the faggot probably lives in urban area) nor is he a chadramam. It's over for him

 

[ilieknothing]

if you want a foid in tamil nadu :
> either be a chadramam
> be connected to culture and be rich
I assume @anandkonda is neither connected to culture (because the faggot probably lives in urban area) nor is he a chadramam. It's over for him

He is a Tamil larping as a Telugu who worships Tamils

 

[Todd Thundercock]

No.

It's a good way to manipulate you into being a good people pleaser, though.

 

[currymuncher007]

He is a Tamil larping as a Telugu who worships Tamils

@anandkonda you're a massive faggot for doing this . At least you could've larped as a punjabi pajeet

 

[anandkoala]

@anandkonda you're a massive faggot for doing this . At least you could've larped as a punjabi pajeet

Just kys pajeet

 

[currymuncher007]

Just kys pajeet

are you saying this to yourself or what nigga?

 

[anandkoala]

are you saying this to yourself or what nigga?

No to you. Just kys for being a low IQ fuck

 

[currymuncher007]

No to you. Just kys for being a low IQ fuck

nigga I work at ISRO as an ENTC engineering intern. I am studying at NIT nigga. I IQ mogg you to oblivion. fuck you larping pajeet

 

[CircumcisedClown]

why would you want to live another life in this fading illusory world
if suicide didnt reduce my chances of Heaven i would rope instantly

The world, god’s creation, is amazing.

Humans make it terrible. Life is awesome aside from all the human shit.

 

[user]

No

biggest subhuman cope oat

 

[anandkoala]

nigga I work at ISRO as an ENTC engineering intern. I am studying at NIT nigga. I IQ mogg you to oblivion. fuck you larping pajeet

Stupid unbelievable LARP Pajeet IQ

 

[currymuncher007]

Stupid unbelievable LARP Pajeet IQ

I really want to doxx my linkedin account, but I ain't gonna fall into your pajeet ass rage bait

 

[anandkoala]

I really want to doxx my linkedin account, but I ain't gonna fall into your pajeet ass rage bait

DNR, most convincing Mumbai larp

 

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Stupid unbelievable LARP Pajeet IQ

only pajeets would brag about studying in a shithole university with dorms that offer worse living conditions than literal nigger crack den ghettos in the states

 

[anandkoala]

only pajeets would brag about studying in a shithole university with dorms that offer worse living conditions than literal nigger crack den ghettos in the states

 

[currymuncher007]

I'm a buddhist-Hindu so yes

 

[Emba]

No.

It's a good way to manipulate you into being a good people pleaser, though.

Every single religion was created by a prince, king, or national ruler, of some kind...

However, oobe, NDE, and various other "proofs" of reincarnation exist.

The saying...

"As above so below," can be reversed too. Suggesting that this realm (as well as the nearby astral realms) is a soul trap. Ruled by deceit, fraud, and lies....

 

[despisedpaul]

The world, god’s creation, is amazing.

Humans make it terrible. Life is awesome aside from all the human shit.

God's creation is profoundly beautiful and magnificent. To say it's awesome aside from the human shit is strange, because we were put here for each other. Each adam an eve. When Christ was asked what the most important commandments were, he stated that it is to love the Lord and to love thy neighbor. But there is no love for me or in me.

 

[Nihilistic Lowlife]

No because with my luck there is too much chance for me to get reincarnated as an indian

 

[psyop]

What will you be thankful for in your Chad next life?

Chad ain’t even a requirement for me. I’d be content with being htn slav born in russia in 1995

 

[XxRavenxX179]

I'm a buddhist-Hindu so yes
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I'm headed down that path. I'm hoping my next life I'll be a better buddhist cuz at the moment im more of a lay-follower

 

[FGM Practitioner]

No it doesnt even make sense and besides if it did exist you'd probably be born as a pig or an ant. and even if you could only be reincarnated into a human you'd either be reborn as a black, chinese or indian

 

[PolskiKartofel]

I believe in Boltzmann's brain or heaven and hell

 

[Balding Subhuman]

I do believe in it in the sense that its not 'you' being reincarnated but rather 'your' consciousness that is attached to the physical realm will manifest itself in another being that is born. The same way radio picks up a signal, a being that is born will pick up consciousness. Just because a radio breaks up doesn't mean that the radio waves cease to exist.

The state of your mind will decide which kind of living organism your consciousness will attach itself into. If your mind is full of lust and greed, your consciousness will follow that path. If your mind is pure and you no longer identify with physical matter, your consciousness will rest and not attach itself to yet another being.

 

[Mystorious]

biggest subhuman cope oat

there's a reason why pajeets believe in it then innit

 

[weaselbomber]

I'm not sure, but I hope it isn't real, since chances are I'd be reborn into a shitty Indonesian village or some Indian shithole.

 

[Mystorious]

I'm a buddhist-Hindu so yes
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that makes absolutely 0 sense. Buddha hated your cow shit eating religion FYI

 

[Sonicfancel]

No, life sucks then you die.
Truecels play on hardcore.

 

[parzival]

No, I'm not a retarded jeet. They believe that if you're ugly/short then you must've been evil in a past life, which is just primitive lookism that has been partially adopted by foids in the 21st century.

 

[NeverGetUp]

It could be possible but for now I can assume it's not. For me to 100% "believe" in anything, I need to have empirical evidence

 

[Grodd]

biggest subhuman cope oat

 

[Grodd]

No

 

[ThanostheGOAT]

I’m on to my final cope, reincarnation. The way I get through the day is believing I will somehow believe l’ll be rewarded by the good I do in this life by being given an opportunity at a better life in the next life.

There’s no way I was just born, genitally mutilated, raised by psycho narcissists, all so I could become a regular wageslave cog in the machine, right? There has to be something better waiting for me behind the curtain, right?

Instead of being thankful for what I have this Thanksgiving, I would like to take some time to be thankful for the things I will appreciate in my next, Chad life.

I am thankful being born an uncircumcised white male in the mid-80s. I am thankful for being absurdly tall (6’7”) and having a 7.5inx6in cock. I am thankful for my absurdly athletic genetics for allowing me to play D1 varsity men’s basketball at the University of Florida and fuck hella sorority sluts.

I am thankful for studying engineering (that can stay, I like math/science) and getting an MBA (I don’t have that) so I can be some big whig at a corporate office in the whitest part of Florida. I am thankful for my hot, UF cheerleader trophy wife that I cheat on with my hot secretary in my top floor office. I am thankful for hitting it big selling some patent for some thingamabob and retiring at 28 with millions of dollars. I am thankful that I went to go travel the world and fuck more sluts and do cocaine until I OD at a private sex party in Ibiza at 52 years old.

What will you be thankful for in your Chad next life?

Holy cope