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frickin_cel
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Gentlemen and gentle men, I present to you, the 58 year old incel.
https://www.thecut.com/2014/12/what-its-like-to-be-a-58-year-old-virgin.html
A few excerpts from the main article to help you bear witness to not only one of the most brutal of incel cases but also one of the biggest copers:
THIS IS THE FATE THAT AWAITS US ALL
THIS MAN IS NOT EVEN NEAR OUR BLACK PILL LEVELS YET EVEN HE UNDERSTANDS THAT FACE IS EVERYTHING
THIS NEXT SEGMENT IS A HARD HITTER BE WARNED
EVEN IN HIS STATE OF ABJECT MISERY, HE STILL MAKES SURE TO SWALLOW SOME DAILY BLUE PILLS. HIS ONLY PROTECTION FROM THE ROPE
HARD KEK. EVEN THE LOWESTIQ OF INCELS KNOWS THAT SHE WENT TO GO FUCK SOME CHAD ON THAT VERY DAY
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PROSTITUTESCELS ON SUICIDE-WATCH
JUST REMEMBER KIDS, CHAD COULD BEAT HIS WOMAN IN FRONT OF PUBLIC AND STILL HAVE FOIDS CRAWLING TO HIM LIKE A GOD
AND TO FINISH OF THIS DEPRESSING RIDE, HE DELIVER SOME COLD HARD, SUCIDE FUEL LEVEL DEPRESSIVE PILLS
https://www.thecut.com/2014/12/what-its-like-to-be-a-58-year-old-virgin.html
A few excerpts from the main article to help you bear witness to not only one of the most brutal of incel cases but also one of the biggest copers:
So, when you say you’re a virgin, how do you define that? Have you engaged in any sexual acts at all?
Nothing whatsoever
What was your childhood like?
My father was very abusive
What fueled your sexual fantasies?
Not those women, but the ones I had seen on the internet. Sometimes I would imagine myself having sex or holding a cute person I knew. But I don’t masturbate these days because it just causes misery and suffering. Also, I think I’ve got to the point where I no longer have much of a libido. My sex drive is just about gone.
THIS IS THE FATE THAT AWAITS US ALL
What faith are you? Did you grow up religious?
No, I got baptized in my 20s...My grandmother introduced me to religion. Even though I’m religious, that’s not really what’s stopped me from having sex. When people ask me why I’m a virgin, I tell them I suffer from terminal ugliness. I have an eye that doesn’t line up with the other one. I’d probably look better if I wore a pirate patch.
What was your social life like when you were growing up?
I had some friends, but I was beat up a lot because of how I looked.
What did you do when you left school?
It was almost impossible for me to get a job when I was younger. I don’t have the kind of face that attracts people to want to hire me.
THIS MAN IS NOT EVEN NEAR OUR BLACK PILL LEVELS YET EVEN HE UNDERSTANDS THAT FACE IS EVERYTHING
THIS NEXT SEGMENT IS A HARD HITTER BE WARNED
So you were a 32-year-old college student who was a virgin? What was campus life like?
It was hell. Everyone was enjoying spending time with women and I felt invisible. If I got attracted to a woman, my mind would just go blank and I couldn’t think of anything to say. Typical nerd. I felt like a freak. Everybody was getting something and I wasn’t. There was a time where I was just getting so inflamed and lonely I would have done it with anyone who offered.
Did you date or have girlfriends?
I’ve only ever been on one date and I have never been in a relationship.
What was that date like?
I could tell she was bored with me, so I was too scared to broach the subject of sex. I think she only went on the date with me to be nice.
There was another friend I was interested in who I thought liked me but there was another woman I’d met and become friends with who lived Portland. I found a job and moved, but when I arrived she didn’t want to see me. I don’t necessarily blame her. I might have come on too strong.
How so?
She was sitting next to me and I was leaning into her too much. If only I’d been more aware of how she might feel. I don’t really blame her; I blame myself.
EVEN IN HIS STATE OF ABJECT MISERY, HE STILL MAKES SURE TO SWALLOW SOME DAILY BLUE PILLS. HIS ONLY PROTECTION FROM THE ROPE
Did you ever think of just asking a friend to have sex with you so you could have the experience?
When I was about 15, I did ask a girl, but she said, “No, my mom won’t allow it” and she wasn’t going to have sex until she was a responsible adult.
HARD KEK. EVEN THE LOWESTIQ OF INCELS KNOWS THAT SHE WENT TO GO FUCK SOME CHAD ON THAT VERY DAY
But what about when you were older, did you ever think about seeing a prostitute?
In the past, I thought about it, but I told myself, What’s going to happen if I pay for sex and just have it once? It will just be worse because I’ll know what it’s like and then I’ll want more, like having a taste of a fine steak and then learning you will only get to eat hard beans and drink water for the rest of your life.
If you really feel like your physical appearance is standing in the way, have you thought about ways you could change that?
don’t have the money. But really, the biggest problem is that I’m so shy around the opposite sex. Women are attracted to confident guys and I am not confident. I end up friend-zoned. It infuriates me when I see some stunning gal who I would treat like a queen and she’s in a relationship with some knuckle-dragging jackass. I always get told, “Oh, you’re so sweet.” Well, sweet doesn’t cut it.
JUST REMEMBER KIDS, CHAD COULD BEAT HIS WOMAN IN FRONT OF PUBLIC AND STILL HAVE FOIDS CRAWLING TO HIM LIKE A GOD
AND TO FINISH OF THIS DEPRESSING RIDE, HE DELIVER SOME COLD HARD, SUCIDE FUEL LEVEL DEPRESSIVE PILLS
What’s the hardest part about being a 58-year-old-virgin?
Laying alone at night, falling asleep and then getting up in the morning and remembering you’re alone. It’s like waking up to the same nightmare every single day.