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Do any of you ever smile at all?

ordinaryotaku

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I sure as hell don't, it's really difficult to smile for me nowadays. I have absolutely nothing to be genuinely happy about. I will only ever smile if I get told a really funny joke- a REALLY funny joke. Outside of that making me smile is about as hard as getting a girlfriend.
 
Zielony4

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My teeth are good but there isn't anything to smile about.
 
Kointo

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I smile when I take part in escapism.
 
non_factor

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Thankfully,it's very easy to make me laugh,a very good thing cause it makes me forget about my pathetic existence,even if only for a brief moment.

Do you watch stand up?Try George Carlin,Bill Hicks,Bill Burr,all extremely funny imo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6uyHdJTauY
 
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I lost the capacity to smile genuinely since four grade.

I have to do retarded smirks when i talk to my family so they don`t believe i insulting them or no enjoying their company, i started to practice trougth, once i get my nosejob i have to hide my power levels.
 
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Smile as incel = "what the fuck? Why is he smiling at me? What a creep."

Smile as Chad = "Ohh, he has such a nice smile."

Don't smile as incel = "He never smiles. He looks depressed. Is he angry about something? Better not bother him."

Don't smile as Chad = "Ohh, he is so mysterious."
 
IronMike

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My teeth are one of my best features so yeah

went through all of high school and half of college as a brooding ugly incel and nobody talked to me

at least when I hold a half smirk or smile when talking people are more receptive

Plus its good practice for job interviews
 
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I only closed-mouth smile, maybe once a week, usually inside my room reading something funny on the internet. No reason to smile, and no one to smile for, out in the real world.
 
non_factor

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non_factor said:
Thankfully,it's very easy to make me laugh,a very good thing cause it makes me forget about my pathetic existence,even if only for a brief moment.

Do you watch stand up?Try George Carlin,Bill Hicks,Bill Burr,all extremely funny imo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6uyHdJTauY
 
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I try not to, but when I do I have to make sure it's a closed mouth smile, as my genuine instinctual smile looks disgusting.
 
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I only fake smile for these faggots to not bother me.
 
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I have no reason to smile.
 
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Femoids hate when you smile, it turns them off and makes you seem feminine; only a chad can get away with that shit so no.
 
FeminismsCancer

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I hate smiling and I have crooked yellow teeth but the only good news is that men shouldn't smile. Smiling is submissive.
 
AsiaCel

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I do but only for funny things. We Asians don't smile on general.


FeminismsCancer said:
I hate smiling and I have crooked yellow teeth but the only good news is that men shouldn't smile. Smiling is submissive.

Fellow teethcel with vampire crooked teeth here.
 
QuantumDummy

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I still smile and laugh at things, just not as much. My real issue is not being able to enjoy any vices. In my case, weed, cigs, food, gaming. I find myself on my phone the entire day watching basically the same videos and listening to the same songs. I have nothing to help me escape my pathetic existence.
 
universallyabhorred

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Very rarely.
 
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Yes there are times when I can be happy but women ruin that.
 
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I have been deep into the acceptance phase so I smile and enjoy life with relative ease. The blackpill flows off of me like rain off of a hydrophobe.

It helps knowing that most of my fellow nerdic brothers (many here who are in deep denial) are in the same boat as me.
 
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I don't even know how to smile. My mouth area is so misshapen. I grew up buck toothed, it was pretty groce so I kept my mouth shut most times. Nowadays I don't even know how to form facial expressions.
 
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I do.
 

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only in private. i used to constantly smile as a little kid and pre teen but realised fuck it, if the worlds wants to fuck me over why should i just smile like a little bitch. fuck that, unless you manage to become my friend and we laugh at a joke you can feast your eyes on my resting bitch face.
 
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I don't recall a single time in my life when I smiled.
 
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I only smile or laugh when seeing good memes
 
Grotesque

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I have mangled British teeth due to being poor genetic shit.
 
Machiavelli

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Smiling exposes my shit lower third because I jaw jut
 
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KyloRen

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No. My ugly face is made even uglier with a smile.
 

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