Do Any Of The Following Count As Sex?

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

(1) With a Doll
(2) With a Much Older Woman, like over 60
(3) With a Prostitute
(4) With Another Guy
These are the only four ways I could see getting sex.
Or are the above options cheating?

 

[Ritalincel]

(1) With a Doll

masturbation

(2) With a Much Older Woman, like over 60

(3) With a Prostitute

escortcel

(4) With Another Guy

maycel

 

[Deleted member 7448]

1 masturbation
2 yes but eww
3 yes but it's inferior to not paying for it
4 fucking disgusting

 

[GIGALUL]

i'd rather rope than do any of those except for maybe 3

 

[StormlitAqua]

Any sex outside of a man with his virgin (or formerly virgin where she lost it to him) wife is cope. So they're all cope.

 

[GIGALUL]

Any sex outside of a man with his virgin (or formerly virgin where she lost it to him) wife is cope. So they're all cope.

hard truth but based nonetheless

 

[federalpremiumcuck]

I'd suggest a nice friendly escort. Odds are your not getting an oldy that isnt completely disgusting trailer trash.

 

[StormlitAqua]

hard truth but based nonetheless

It really is. Having relations with a nonvirgin woman is a one-way street to cucktown. You are just a number to her. She's not yours, it's just your turn.

They key is to find a young virgin woman and make her completely reliant on you, knock her up a bunch to force her to be a mother, and not let her work or be otherwise tempted.

 

[metal]

you will be forever incel with these ideas, stormlit

 

[Deleted member 6329]

1. Sure but will probably awkward and I might not cum
2. Depends on how horny and desperate I am at the time. There's some old bitches(mostly asian) that look good in the right light.
3. See 1

 

[federalpremiumcuck]

It really is. Having relations with a nonvirgin woman is a one-way street to cucktown. You are just a number to her. She's not yours, it's just your turn.

They key is to find a young virgin woman and make her completely reliant on you, knock her up a bunch to force her to be a mother, and not let her work or be otherwise tempted.

This. The only way to actually keep one these days is to make her stay pregnant until her body is destroyed while totally supporting her financially and emotionally. Of course, that's pretty damn hard when your ugly as fuck and have the humour sense of a drill sergeant.
And even then shes just going to fuck your neighbours later in life.

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Keep in mind, I am 55, so I'd take a woman up to my age. I see people on this site view 30 and 40 as old, but to me, I could be their father (If I wasn't a virgin).
Right now, I use a high end Black Sex Doll. ($5,000) She looks like Donna Summer.
I enjoy the sex with her, but I can't compare her to a real woman, as I've never had one

 

[StormlitAqua]

you will be forever incel with these ideas, stormlit

That's fine with me. I'd rather be incel than cuck. Plus, chastity (voluntary or not) is rewarded in the Christian Faith.

This. The only way to actually keep one these days is to make her stay pregnant until her body is destroyed while totally supporting her financially and emotionally. Of course, that's pretty damn hard when your ugly as fuck and have the humour sense of a drill sergeant.
And even then shes just going to fuck your neighbours later in life.

Yep. It's the life I've always wanted. I go to work, she raises the kids. I'd give her 4 or 5 if she wanted. That's how to keep her faithful.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

(1) With a Doll
(2) With a Much Older Woman, like over 60
(3) With a Prostitute
(4) With Another Guy
These are the only four ways I could see getting sex.
Or are the above options cheating?

1. Masturbation with an aid.
2. Maybe (if not a prostitute)
3. Never. Its an intimate physiotherapy with a sexual first aider.
4. Yes.

Hope I answered your question.

 

[11gaijin]

Among them, escortcelling is the best. None of the other come close. And the sex would most likely be better than with a gf after some time.

Jimmy Carr: Why is sex in a hotel always better? .....Coz it's with a hooker

Relationships are more about validation and having someone. Sex with hooker is better.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Among them, escortcelling is the best. None of the other come close. And the sex would most likely be better than with a gf after some time.

Jimmy Carr: Why is sex in a hotel always better? .....Coz it's with a hooker

Relationships are more about validation and having someone. Sex with hooker is better.

True but I don't call sex with an escort sex. More like enhanced physiotherapy.

They're resuscitating your genitalia with their mouth or "Australian mouth". As it were.

That way virgin Incels are still virgin Incels. Married men have not committed adultery and boyfriends have not cheated.

 

[federalpremiumcuck]

That's fine with me. I'd rather be incel than cuck. Plus, chastity (voluntary or not) is rewarded in the Christian Faith.



Yep. It's the life I've always wanted. I go to work, she raises the kids. I'd give her 4 or 5 if she wanted. That's how to keep her faithful.

Honestly, if you aren't very successful get some land out in the middle of nowhere with some small livestock like goats and chickens for her and the kids to play with and build as much of it as you can yourself so that they stay busy with animals after the kids are running around on their own. This strategy has a handful of benefits, your wife (let's assume hell freezes over or you find one with a serious disability that makes her ugly as fuck) cant be fucking the neighbours if there are no neighbours, your kids cant get ruined by public school if there are no public schools and after she has a bunch of kids and they are doing their own thing she won't wake up one morning and realize how fucked you are if shes too busy feeding livestock that she is also emotionally attached to. Also diy projects make you look smarter and don't put her in the presence of contractors that make wildy more money than you.

Keep in mind that this can backfire and leave you alone in the woods at full wizard status.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

doing an act with another person that could lead to orgasm = sex.

 

[Deleted member 2047]

Only free consensual sex with a non-fat biological woman counts.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

doing an act with another person that could lead to orgasm = sex.

This.

 

[StormlitAqua]

Honestly, if you aren't very successful get some land out in the middle of nowhere with some small livestock like goats and chickens for her and the kids to play with and build as much of it as you can yourself so that they stay busy with animals after the kids are running around on their own. This strategy has a handful of benefits, your wife (let's assume hell freezes over or you find one with a serious disability that makes her ugly as fuck) cant be fucking the neighbours if there are no neighbours, your kids cant get ruined by public school if there are no public schools and after she has a bunch of kids and they are doing their own thing she won't wake up one morning and realize how fucked you are if shes too busy feeding livestock that she is also emotionally attached to. Also diy projects make you look smarter and don't put her in the presence of contractors that make wildy more money than you.

Keep in mind that this can backfire and leave you alone in the woods at full wizard status.

I have a full time job in a big city, as well as a mortgage, so I can't exactly just throw it all away. I'd love to give it all and move to the middle of buttfuck-nowhere Ohio, but I can't for at least a few more years until I get my PE license and I get enough equity in my house.

I'm not a country boy either; I'm a homebody and an inside person. I don't want to live on a farm.

 

[ItheIthe]

100% of women are fucking for something other than love anyway since females dont love. They fuck for status, free meals, shelter, etc.

Really theres no difference between "normal sex" and fucking a prostitute.

 

[federalpremiumcuck]

I have a full time job in a big city, as well as a mortgage, so I can't exactly just throw it all away. I'd love to give it all and move to the middle of buttfuck-nowhere Ohio, but I can't for at least a few more years until I get my PE license and I get enough equity in my house.

I'm not a country boy either; I'm a homebody and an inside person. I don't want to live on a farm.

Sounds like your only hope is making so much money that woman want you. Maybe you'll find one nice enough to not say to your face that they are with you to live a life of luxury but Tyrone is still going to be swimming in your pool and fucking in your bed. woman are disgusting and cities are degenerate piles of steel concrete and STDs.

 

[acnescarcel]

masturbation






escortcel



maycel

lol fuck you

 

[StormlitAqua]

Sounds like your only hope is making so much money that woman want you. Maybe you'll find one nice enough to not say to your face that they are with you to live a life of luxury but Tyrone is still going to be swimming in your pool and fucking in your bed. woman are disgusting and cities are degenerate piles of steel concrete and STDs.

If you're suggesting I become betabux, I refuse. I'd prefer to stay incel than be a cuck. Not doing it. No negro will be fucking MY woman unless they both wish to meet the Lord a little early.

 

[federalpremiumcuck]

100% of women are fucking for something other than love anyway since females dont love. They fuck for status, free meals, shelter, etc.

Really theres no difference between "normal sex" and fucking a prostitute.

True. Even if you get so filthy rich somehow that you can throw them away and get another so you don't look like as much of a cuck its just going to be a revolving door until you accept chad as your wifes sex toy.

 

[Deleted member 2047]

“Non-fat” LMAO bucko you have some hiiiiiiighhh af standards there

Its not "my standards", its just the truth

If you've only fucked fat women (>~23% bf) you are still a virgin

 

[thePhantom]

maycel

Brutal