RageFuel Did your mom ever shame you for fapping as a kid while being a dumb whore herself?

[Deleted member 1783]

Beta story: I vividly remember when I was 11, I was caught fapping in my room and my mother yelled at me telling me not to do that again. I was sexually scarred for life from that moment on.

Yet my father personally told me one day that all of us, her 3 children, were accidents.

JFL at hypocritical slut foids.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

I was never caught masturbating....i always locked my room door since i was a kid.

 

[Ritalincel]

I was never caught masturbating

 

[SadRealistcel]

I was never caught masturbating....i always locked my room door since i was a kid.

 

[FrothySolutions]

I was caught constantly and lied like a bastard about it. They didn't care that I masturbated, they just didn't want me to leave my jizz-stained underwear around.

I really did believe I wasn't masturbating, because I believed there was a technical difference. Masturbation is when you play with your dick with your hands. What I was doing was having sex with my bed. In my underwear. So I wasn't some masturbating loser, I was just having sex with my bed.

 

[Zesto]

I think my mom is suspicious me. One time I was strolling through my phone gallery while sitting next to her in the car and she legit was looking at my photos really obviously instead of the road.

I have a feeling she was looking for porn but there's there but anime and SFW Asian girls (I hate porn).

 

[Hunter]

i wish my mom did. instead i went ahead and fucked up my teen years with PMO.

 

[SoCalSuifuel]

So I wasn't some masturbating loser, I was just having sex with my bed.

Mogs thirteen-year-old me.

 

[zeta_male_patriarch]

One time when I was fifteen, I saw my mom squatting while she was cleaning. Her bouncy ass was showing and I could see her thong and ass crack. I whiped out my phone and took some pictures. Then I kept jacking off while she was stills squatting. I don't know if she knew... either way I never gave a shit. Too bad I lost the fucking pictures years ago...

 

[Deleted member 1783]

One time when I was fifteen, I saw my mom squatting while she was cleaning. Her bouncy ass was showing and I could see her thong and ass crack. I whiped out my phone and took some pictures. Then I kept jacking off while she was stills squatting. I don't know if she knew... either way I never gave a shit. Too bad I lost the fucking pictures years ago...

wtf?
you’re different

 

[Voidcel]

she never caught me doing it

 

[VeganIcon]

I was caught constantly and lied like a bastard about it. They didn't care that I masturbated, they just didn't want me to leave my jizz-stained underwear around.

I really did believe I wasn't masturbating, because I believed there was a technical difference. Masturbation is when you play with your dick with your hands. What I was doing was having sex with my bed. In my underwear. So I wasn't some masturbating loser, I was just having sex with my bed.

Prone masturbation is dangerous long term. I hope you have since found a different way to masturbate.

 

[StaroRavager]

My parents never found out

 

[Philalethes]

One time when I was fifteen, I saw my mom squatting while she was cleaning. Her bouncy ass was showing and I could see her thong and ass crack. I whiped out my phone and took some pictures. Then I kept jacking off while she was stills squatting. I don't know if she knew... either way I never gave a shit. Too bad I lost the fucking pictures years ago...

inb4 false flag account.

 

[Deleted member 13256]

I used to just cum in my underwear and make her wash them.

 

[AllHandsOnDeck]

I used to just cum in my underwear and make her wash them.

You probably walked around smelling like semen air for the rest of the day lmao

 

[Deleted member 5712]

Prone masturbation is dangerous long term. I hope you have since found a different way to masturbate.

wtf is prone masturbation?

 

[zeta_male_patriarch]

wtf?
you’re different

When I see a girl with her thong and ass crack showing, I get excited and keep staring. I get sad when she pulls down her shirt and lifts up her pants... the show is over... When I was younger, I used to do this thing called 'sniping'. If I saw a girl witha nice ass, I'd take a snapshot of it. Double points if she's bending over and her thong and shirt is lifted up.

 

[Deleted member 5712]

I was caught when I was very young masturbating and I come from a very religious background so my parents both shamed the hell outta me so I legit stopped masturbating for a few years since I was so deathly afraid of getting caught again and since masturbation is a sin.

Started fapping again as a preteen. Around then is when I found porn. Started watching porn a lot and got caught watching porn. My parents took away my computer and all my ways to go on the internet or see "bad" things so I legit stopped watching porn for a few years since I couldn't find any way to get it other than doing stupid shit like stealing magazines from the store or something. My Dad would sometimes take me with him to go buy liquor and I on the stand near the jerky there would be nudie mags. The front covers were censored but sometimes there would be a loose magazine. I used to always ask my dad if I could go and get some jerky and quickly try and find a loose mag so I could see a titty in the wild. After a few times he figured out what I was doing and if I took too long getting my snacks he would go
>SON! WHAT ARE DOING? HURRY UP!
He would use the tone that I would be afraid of and the cashier would always chuckle when they saw me scared and red faced since they probably knew I was trying to look at porn.

 

[zeta_male_patriarch]

I was 8 years old. I was a church. Everyone was outside doing a construction project. I was too horney so I jacked off inside the church in the book room. I got jizz all over the floor.

 

[Blue Squirtle]

One time when I was fifteen, I saw my mom squatting while she was cleaning. Her bouncy ass was showing and I could see her thong and ass crack. I whiped out my phone and took some pictures. Then I kept jacking off while she was stills squatting. I don't know if she knew... either way I never gave a shit. Too bad I lost the fucking pictures years ago...

Damn
No, but the first time I masturbated was in class when I rubbed my duck against my leg, which I find funny how that I'm older.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Prone masturbation is dangerous long term. I hope you have since found a different way to masturbate.

Dangerous??? How??? I'll have you know I haven't found a different way, I've been doing it this way for 30+ years.

 

[Mickeyonacid]

One time when I was fifteen, I saw my mom squatting while she was cleaning. Her bouncy ass was showing and I could see her thong and ass crack. I whiped out my phone and took some pictures. Then I kept jacking off while she was stills squatting. I don't know if she knew... either way I never gave a shit. Too bad I lost the fucking pictures years ago...

just fuck your mom theory

 

[Gremlincel]

My parents did not and have not ever once spoken of something even remotely sexual with me.

 

[Frankenstein's M.]

Was never caught

I was caught when I was very young masturbating and I come from a very religious background so my parents both shamed the hell outta me so I legit stopped masturbating for a few years since I was so deathly afraid of getting caught again and since masturbation is a sin.

Started fapping again as a preteen. Around then is when I found porn. Started watching porn a lot and got caught watching porn. My parents took away my computer and all my ways to go on the internet or see "bad" things so I legit stopped watching porn for a few years since I couldn't find any way to get it other than doing stupid shit like stealing magazines from the store or something. My Dad would sometimes take me with him to go buy liquor and I on the stand near the jerky there would be nudie mags. The front covers were censored but sometimes there would be a loose magazine. I used to always ask my dad if I could go and get some jerky and quickly try and find a loose mag so I could see a titty in the wild. After a few times he figured out what I was doing and if I took too long getting my snacks he would go
>SON! WHAT ARE DOING? HURRY UP!
He would use the tone that I would be afraid of and the cashier would always chuckle when they saw me scared and red faced since they probably knew I was trying to look at porn.

It's over for christiancels

Dangerous??? How??? I'll have you know I haven't found a different way, I've been doing it this way for 30+ years.

Mind masturbation

 

[DyingInside]

yes my mom is a religious freak so she bitched at me hard when i was caught lfapping to sexy nun porn. my dad never gave a fuck becuse he understood he just went along with her or else she'd get mad at him too. And yes, my dad also told me my younger brother was an accident jfl

 

[VeganIcon]

wtf is prone masturbation?

Masturbating while laying on your stomach.

Dangerous??? How??? I'll have you know I haven't found a different way, I've been doing it this way for 30+ years.

Masturbation in a prone position puts too much pressure on the penis and can lead to penile cancer, testicular cancer, erectile dysfunction, and other disorders. Most people that do it are young and grow out of it, but if you can't orgasm any other way then it might be an issue.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Masturbating while laying on your stomach.

Masturbation in a prone position puts too much pressure on the penis and can lead to penile cancer, testicular cancer, erectile dysfunction, and other disorders. Most people that do it are young and grow out of it, but if you can't orgasm any other way then it might be an issue.

Out-fucking-standing. That's the only way I can get any work done! This is probably why my cremaster muscle is all fucked up!!!

 

[zerozerozero]

op tell us more about your whore mom

 

[Dungcel]

i wish my mom did. instead i went ahead and fucked up my teen years with PMO.

What's PMO?

 

[Hunter]

What's PMO?

porn, masturbation and orgasm

 

[jerrycan dan]

I was caught constantly and lied like a bastard about it. They didn't care that I masturbated, they just didn't want me to leave my jizz-stained underwear around.

I really did believe I wasn't masturbating, because I believed there was a technical difference. Masturbation is when you play with your dick with your hands. What I was doing was having sex with my bed. In my underwear. So I wasn't some masturbating loser, I was just having sex with my bed.

 

[Mainländer]

Anti-pedo paranoia gave me lots of problems because no one pulled my foreskin back as a kid. Then I had to be cut at 17 because it was hell to pull back and wash and I was too afraid of cancer or something.

 

[Deleted member 13256]

Anti-pedo paranoia gave me lots of problems because no one pulled my foreskin back as a kid. Then I had to be cut at 17 because it was hell to pull back and wash and I was too afraid of cancer or something.

Do you remember how different it feels? Did fapping feel better before you were cut?

 

[Mainländer]

Do you remember how different it feels? Did fapping feel better before you were cut?

I couldn't fap properly. My phimosis was bad. It hurt.

 

[Deleted member 13256]

I couldn't fap properly. My phimosis was bad. It hurt.

Wowzer. And I thought my first fap was late at 14. That must have been hell.

 

[Mainländer]

Wowzer. And I thought my first fap was late at 14. That must have been hell.

My life between ages 10 and 16 was hell indeed. Totally missed out on everything also.

 

[Deleted member 6214]

I was never caught masturbating....i always locked my room door since i was a kid.

Lol, my bedroom door is fucked, it doesn't close or lock. I just fap with it open and rely on my hearing ability... never been caught

 

[Deleted member 12256]

Lol, my bedroom door is fucked, it doesn't close or lock. I just fap with it open and rely on my hearing ability... never been caught

You have some ninja skills....

 

[Felix97]

Lol, my bedroom door is fucked, it doesn't close or lock. I just fap with it open and rely on my hearing ability... never been caught

Someday someone is gonna sneak up on you

 

[Haywire]

no but she is a dumb whore.

 

[andinocel]

Never caught fapping but I would get dirty looks from her in the morning. Can you guess why? Morning wood. And I would hear passive aggressive comments when she did laundry.
As soon as I started adolescence I was made to feel like some disgusting pervert. Her views towards me were something like this bitch (minus the "cute" description):



Edit - forgot to answer the “dumb whore” part. That too. Definitely that too. It stings to go into detail but it was amusing to see her act all the prude

 

[iKillCucks]

My bitch blue pilled normscum mother doesn't know what i do

 

[Deleted member 1983]

my mother called me a pervert for watching porn when i was 13, ironic.

 

[Deleted member 126]

My parents did not and have not ever once spoken of something even remotely sexual with me.

Same.

 

[Insomniac]

I never got caught. I was a sneaky nigga.

 

[50ChadsOfGrey]

I was caught constantly and lied like a bastard about it. They didn't care that I masturbated, they just didn't want me to leave my jizz-stained underwear around.

I really did believe I wasn't masturbating, because I believed there was a technical difference. Masturbation is when you play with your dick with your hands. What I was doing was having sex with my bed. In my underwear. So I wasn't some masturbating loser, I was just having sex with my bed.

Even my bed would reject my dick tbh

 

[MegaCelSuperstar]

Masturbating while laying on your stomach.

Masturbation in a prone position puts too much pressure on the penis and can lead to penile cancer, testicular cancer, erectile dysfunction, and other disorders. Most people that do it are young and grow out of it, but if you can't orgasm any other way then it might be an issue.

Is this a joke? How can you masturbate when you're on ur stomach...

 

[Ellsworth]

No because I never jerked off when I was a kid.

 

[azakhan]

I never talked with my parents about sex. I did find condoms in my mother's drawer and witnessed my dad getting a bj from his girlfriend.