3 times in my life have I hit a foid
1. In primary school I was playing on the tire swing and this foid ran up to me and pushed me off of it saying it was her turn, so after she got on the swing I started spinning it for her like a good lil cuck and then angled it to tip her off and when she fell and was getting back up I swung the tired into her face as hard as I could
2. In middle school this nigcel stabbed me with her pencil so I shoved her into the desk and then whacked her in the throat with my workbook (soft, not hard, probably saved me jail time since hard would've killed her). I then dumped my waterbottle on her shirt, which was white.
3. As an adult, this strung out meth foid tried to ask me to pay for sex when I pulled into a carwash at night, I said no, she got out a knife and said "you think you're better than me, don't ya" so I pulled out my G17 and shot her in the foot (was aiming for calf, incel trait: unable to aim a gun) and then drove off, clipping her with the car (just slightly).
Surprisingly have no criminal record, and the shooting her and driving away never came back to haunt me. Lucky!