Serious Did this wig ascend him (WIG THEORY)

[ONION BURPS]

My hair is done. Norwood 3 at 28. Not much I can do about it now. So I'm looking into wigs.

Did he ascend? Yes it's obviously hilariously bad, but even if you know it's a wig, the brain is still reacting positively.

It's like a mid foid with makeup. We all know it's fake, she doesn't really look like that, but it is still right in front of us, it's real to the brain. That's all that matters.

aNYTHING is better than a bald dome. A 20$ wig that is completely noticable will always be preferred to your actual disgusting bald head.

 

[Extern]

Yes he looks indistinguishable from a kpop star now

 

[grimlockcel]

This post is stupid in every metric, and you are a notorious simp on here, why bother.

 

[ONION BURPS]

This post is stupid in every metric, and you are a notorious simp on here, why bother.

Just block me then fag

 

[VanGobbel]

From to like that

 

[fokusin]

Just make sure it doesn't fall off jfl

 

[Clit CFO]

commit and go full bald, I will welcome my bald brothers with open arms

 

[ONION BURPS]

commit and go full bald, I will welcome my bald brothers with open arms

I genuinely can't. I've tried and I look like a creepy murdering pedo

 

[Clit CFO]

I genuinely can't. I've tried and I look like a creepy murdering pedo

r/bald they will love you and so will I

 

[ONION BURPS]

r/bald they will love you and so will I

Do you hat fraud or do you own it while in public

 

[Clit CFO]

Do you hat fraud or do you own it while in public

own it, deters the wimps scared of a beautiful bald shiny dome

 

[ONION BURPS]

own it, deters the wimps scared of a beautiful bald shiny dome

Respect tbh

 

[BeanChud88]

Women that like full heads of hair have deeply rooted pedophilia

 

[Clit CFO]

Women that like full heads of hair have deeply rooted pedophilia