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My coworkers find every single fucking iota of non-NTness HILARIOUS "ohohoho Peter Rabbit nice diaper bag" (Peter Rabbit is my nickname around there and I respond to it like a cuck YOU KNOW FUCKING WHAT STARTING TOMOROWW IM NOT ANSWERING IT MARK MY HIGH WORDS) all because I bring a diaper bag to work as a lunchbox (i didn't know it was a daiperbag when I picked it up. i still use it because it's the only bag big enough for what i bring. and they laugh about it. every. single. time. I tried being quiet but that is just too boring and I can never keep that up forever as my charismatic personality is too much to contain and I told a coworker who was examining a red ant pile and trying to determine what was the best way to exterminate it to "stick his dick in it" and that became a meme about me that is repeated several times daily (sometimes by me coz it's fuckign hilarious). Then after I receive the dopamine of someone laughing at my joke i can't resist slipping a few more here and there until it familiarly comes to the point where i don't know whether they are laughing with or at me.
fuckers look down on me because im "sooo small" (sorry im not a typical fatass American cunt) at 5'8 and 125 lbs last time I checked. Another 19 year old tyronelite there looks like my dad
fuckers openly shit on me and im too beta to do anything about it. I got called retarded to my face today and I didn't do shit. I fucking smile. And they laugh and say "why you always smiling Peter? you're weird coz you smile all the time." BITCH i smile to mask social uncomfortableness you insensitive fuck. I suffer from trypophobia at work from looking at my own skin. I stole arm sleeves from a sporting goods store to remedy and make sure i wear them every day or i'd lose my shit. my mental state is very fragile. working drives me to intense suicidal thoughts at times so just fuck off please.
"you aint never got no pussy before Peter?"
FUCK YOU
"why you always smiling? why you don't talk? why you so weird?"
BITCH YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MORE NT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO APPEAR FUCK YOU
"this is your FIRST job at 19? im been working since i was 10!"
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
"whaaaaa? you don't know what 4 inch 90degree interior hacksaw pvc cutter drill bits are?"
IT'S SO FUNNY TO MESS WITH PETER RABBIT
IT'S SO FUN TO ORDER HIM AROUND EVEN THOUGH I'VE ONLY BEEN HERE ONE MORE WEEK. IM ABOVE HIM
i fucking swear
don't come to work to tomorrow (completely joking plz no arrest)
i forgot to mention the bag has a rabbit pattern on it and says peter rabbit
fuckers look down on me because im "sooo small" (sorry im not a typical fatass American cunt) at 5'8 and 125 lbs last time I checked. Another 19 year old tyronelite there looks like my dad
fuckers openly shit on me and im too beta to do anything about it. I got called retarded to my face today and I didn't do shit. I fucking smile. And they laugh and say "why you always smiling Peter? you're weird coz you smile all the time." BITCH i smile to mask social uncomfortableness you insensitive fuck. I suffer from trypophobia at work from looking at my own skin. I stole arm sleeves from a sporting goods store to remedy and make sure i wear them every day or i'd lose my shit. my mental state is very fragile. working drives me to intense suicidal thoughts at times so just fuck off please.
"you aint never got no pussy before Peter?"
FUCK YOU
"why you always smiling? why you don't talk? why you so weird?"
BITCH YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MORE NT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO APPEAR FUCK YOU
"this is your FIRST job at 19? im been working since i was 10!"
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
"whaaaaa? you don't know what 4 inch 90degree interior hacksaw pvc cutter drill bits are?"
IT'S SO FUNNY TO MESS WITH PETER RABBIT
IT'S SO FUN TO ORDER HIM AROUND EVEN THOUGH I'VE ONLY BEEN HERE ONE MORE WEEK. IM ABOVE HIM
i fucking swear
don't come to work to tomorrow (completely joking plz no arrest)
i forgot to mention the bag has a rabbit pattern on it and says peter rabbit
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