Desiring fictional foids almost feels a little bit worse

[Clavicus Vile]

Because not only are they in most cases objectively better looking than real foids, even if your realities were to intertwine. She’d still want nothing do with you.

I’ll never have Haley from stardew valley to sit on my face and let me smell her butt and it makes me want to rope.

I’ll never have her whisper into my ears at night and tell me she loves me, as strands of her golden hair get all over my face as I take in her scent, and I’ll never kiss her flat perfect stomach. All my waifus would hate me irl.

 

[Cuckoja]

just give her her favorite gift enough time theory.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

it's even more impossible

 

[lnceI]

it's even more impossible