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Describe your ideal gf

schizoidcel_11

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Here's mine:

Age: 20
Race: Latina
Hair color: Black
Height: 5'4
Body: Slim curvy
Personality: Shy doomerette type
 
Its like asking a beggar to describe his fav food. No point really.
 
Same as you ngl

Even though I'm white myself I don't like white women, they bullied me all my life.
 
Age: :feelsEhh:
Race: White, very pale.
Hair color: Doesn't matter, red head maybe, bald or short hair since i like tomboys, would be a plus.
Height: Petite, like 5'3
Body: Slim, small boobs with a tight bubble butt.
Personality: sweet and energetic, but also tender, caring and submissive in bed. :feelsohh:
 
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Age:24
Race: Arab or white
Hair color: dark (black or brown)
Height:5’8
Body: slim and sexy, not fat
Personality: Feminine, loyal, smart, and sense of humor
 
she should have a mouth and a vagina
 
Age: 16
Race: Latina
Hair color: Black
Height: 5'4
Body: Slim Thick, D cups
Personality: ESFJ (opposite of me), kinky sexually
 
No idea. I can't even Imagine that.
 
id be in heaven if i could get a girl with cute nose and freckles
 
non roastie white
 
Age: 16-20
Race: Don't care.
Hair color: Natural preferably but don't care.
Height: 5'5 - 6'1
Body: Curvy, Slim Curvy, EVER so slightly chubby but must exercise at least 3 times a week.
Personality: Warm, bubbly.
 
Age: 16-20
Race: Middle Eastern, Med, Dark Black, Indian, or Nordic
Hair color: Black or Blonde
Height: 5'10-6'11
Body: Virgin, Average (healthy) or skinny
Personality: High IQ, loyal, trustworthy, not afraid to die fighting the oppressors, no social media, submissive towards me but dominant towards everyone else, good voice, high verbal IQ, NAWALT...
 
Age: :feelsEhh:
Race: White, very pale.
Hair color: Doesn't matter, red head maybe, bald or short hair since i like tomboys, would be a plus.
Height: Petite, like 5'3
Body: Slim, small boobs with a tight bubble butt.
Personality: sweet and energetic, but also tender, caring and submissive in bed. :feelsohh:
This but excluding the tomboy part

Age: :feelsEhh:
Race: White, very pale.
Hair color: Light brown, brown or black. When I see blond hair I think of a whore, due to social conditioning
Height: Petite, like 5'3
Body: Slim, small boobs with a tight bubble butt.
Personality: sweet and tender, caring and submissive in bed. :feelsohh:
 
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Age: 19
Race: white
Hair color: dark brown
Height: 5'5
Body: skiiny
 
This but excluding the tomboy part

Age: :feelsEhh:
Race: White, very pale.
Hair color: Light brown, brown or black. When I see blond hair I think of a whore, due to social conditioning
Height: Petite, like 5'3
Body: Slim, small boobs with a tight bubble butt.
Personality: sweet and tender, caring and submissive in bed. :feelsohh:
Most blondes are sluts
 
Most blondes are sluts
Yeah but since its a fairy tail hypotheticals thread, I mean even if I had a non-slut blond foid I'd look at her and see a slut
 
Someone elses. I have distanced myslef from women and become a literal volcel because I leave all women to the rest of you.
 
Age: 18
Race: white
Hair color: black, but does't really matter that much
Height: 5'7
Body: Thick hips and thighs, slim waist. This is extremely important.
Personality: Vibrant, high energy, adventurous, smart and interested in literature, pulls me out of my shell and encourages me to do stuff, clingy, not submissive sexually.
 
Age: 18
Race: White
Hair color: Blonde or brown
Height: 5’6”
Body: Thin and has big boobs
Personality: Happy, outgoing, fun, has NO interest in politics
 
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Age:17-23
Race:white or japonic
Hair color: black
Height: 5'11-6'1
Body: very curvy, very big tiddies
Personality: very kind
 
Age: 30-35
Race: Mixed?? I'd prefer her to look like all races at once as soy as that sounds
Hair color: Brown
Height: any height
Body: frail
Personality: INFJ or INFP, a talkative introvert with no social media that needs a lot of alone time, but cuddles intensely when you're around
 
one that doesn't talk back.
 
Age: 15-20
Race: slav or half-black
Hair color: don't care
Height: short
Body: healthy, leaning towards skinny
Personality: loves me unconditionally, anarchist, not feminist, likes black metal, hates promiscuity, no social media, hates everyone other than me, loathes drugs. Could list more but its suifuel just typing it out.
 
Age:18 0r 19
Race:white
Hair color:ginger/blonde
Height:5ft 6 or 7
Body:chubby
Personality:shares same interests as me and stuff

but lets be honest theres no point in doing this as ALL women reject us anyways
 
If I actually had a choice then mine would be

Age: Anything under 40.
Race: Anything that isn't latina or Hispanic. Preferably black or Asian.
Hair color: Anything. Preferably not blonde.
Height: I don't care whatsoever.
Body: Nothing above my own weight or body type.
Personality: Not a bitch and into hobbies like video games and music.

Wouldn't stop me from saying yes though to a 41 year old blonde latina that might way a little more than me if they somehow asked me out.
As for the bitchy personality it seriously depend as I'm not sure if I would not vocel someone that might try to physically harm or kill me. I've been abused by foids already a good chunk of my younger years, I really don't want to be the beta in a relationship with one that might assault me as I know she will get away with it in this society where I can't talk back to them without possibly seeing jail time and getting my ass raped in jail.
 
Age: 21

Race: Has to be 100% white, I cannot fall in love with an ethnic

Hair color: Brunette

Height: 5'5

Body: Slim with at least B cups, long legs are a must, nice cute butt, spotless smooth white skin

Personality: Loves me fully, is loyal to me to death, rebellious against society and degeneracy, shy, takes it slow, needs my help and protection, but is perfectly capable to deal with life otherwise. Emotionally stable and patient. Imaginative. Adventurous. Optimistic, but not too much.
 
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Here's mine:

Age: 20
Race: Latina
Hair color: Black
Height: 5'4
Body: Slim curvy
Personality: Shy doomerette type
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white
red is nice but not that important. a nice brown(non-shitskin looking) or thick blonde is also very good
170-175cm
massive ass and tits
sweet caring non-primitive unused loli
 
Age: 18-22
Race: Asian or Latina
Hair color: Black
Height: Anything below 5'7
Body: Slim and petite
Personality: A smart ENFP girl with a good taste in music (Hip-hop, Metal, lo-fi, etc)
 
in b4 deleted for foid worship
 
Age: 18
Race: White
Hair color: Blonde
Height: 5'4
Body: Hourglass frame, big boobs and big ass
Personality: Sweet, loyal and assertive at the same time.

I'll sooner get struck by lightning twice than get a gf even remotely this high quality.
 
Age: a few thousand years probably
Race: dont know exactly, she's a mix of noodle/white and animal
Hair color: black or brunet
Height: 160-170 cm would do, I'm not shallow
Personality: cute kitsune girl, 6-9 fluffy tails, alert ears. Likes cuddling, sometimes will bite at you playfully so that your body is all in small cuts from teeth.
 
Age: 17-20
Race: Latina or white
Hair color: black or brunette
Height: 5’6
Personality: Jfl
 
Age: 4-10
Race: white, latina, mixed-race
Hair color: not so important to me
Height: eventually 165cm to 178cm (5'5 to 5'10)
Body: athletic / sporty
Personality: playful, likes to explore new things, not particularly misbehaving
 
Age: same as me
Race: white
Hair color: brunette
Height: normal foid height
Body: in shape with a small but good ass and small but good tits
Personality: not a whore, not a feminist, shy
Age: same as me
Race: white
Hair color: brunette
Height: normal foid height
Body: in shape with a small but good ass and small but good tits
Personality: not a whore, not a feminist, shy
 
Age: 21
Race: White
Hair color: Blonde
Height: 5'8
Body: Thin
Personality: none
 
Age: 20 - 25
Race: White (Mediterranian [like Spanish, Italian, etc.] or Slavic) or Japanese (just for an unironic meme and they are pretty with makeup)
Hair color: Brunette
Height: At least 5'7" but not above 6'1"
Body: Regular form
Personality: Friendly, relaxed emotions / cool, not overly feminine (not a "dolly girl" with a lisp), does things where you pause and think to yourself "that's cute." Not a whore who is obsessed with sex and builds her entire relationship on that. Religious such that she would at least want to raise kid as such.
 
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