Describe your dream girlfriend

[bcroger]

-5'6"
-white
-Good cook
-Teacher
-gamer
-submissive
-nice ass
-nice tits
-Thin and athletic (won't become a disgusting, whale after marriage)

 

[weaselbomber]

In a best case scenario like Kyoko from Madoka Magica, pfp related, but at this point I'll take anyone that is not TLC documentary tier obese. Being fat is a choice and a hypothetical fat gf could lose weight

 

[bcroger]

In a best case scenario like Kyoko from Madoka Magica, pfp related, but at this point I'll take anyone that is not TLC documentary tier obese. Being fat is a choice and a hypothetical fat gf could lose weight

95% of obese people don't keep the weight off once they lose weight. If you are obese for a long time, you will almost certainly put in back on.

 

[trying to ascend]

5'3, asian, innie, D cup, thick thighs

 

[weaselbomber]

95% of obese people don't keep the weight off once they lose weight. If you are obese for a long time, you will almost certainly put in back on.

Sounds like a cope to me. Strive to be the 5% that keep the weight off. Being fat is a CHOICE. It's nothing like being an incel

 

[bcroger]

Sounds like a cope to me. Strive to be the 5% that keep the weight off. Being fat is a CHOICE. It's nothing like being an incel

True.

 

[Wolnir]

Sweet and submissive. Doesn't exist in the west.

 

[lemon21]

Goth/emo aesthetic, into anime/manga whatever, not bitchy and slim(not hambeast don't mind chubby).

 

[Therapywasaaste]

-Likes me alot
-teases me a bit
-not smart
-virgin
-not attracted to other guys
-likes short guys
-Vivacious
-touches and grabs me alot
-tall 5'7+
-thin with hips still
-big boobs
-blonde
-bikini tan lines
-shaved legs and armpits
-unshaved down there
-long pretty feet

 

[Soulflayer]

average height or tall (not short or skinny), white with colored eyes, very feminine looking facially, big high e feminine body, isn't scared to eat in front of me, hates alcohol and drugs, has all my interests, above average IQ, acts like a grown woman and not at all like some 78 iq teen bimbo slut, small friend group without any guys

 

[wewuzaryansnshit]

average height or tall (not short or skinny), white with colored eyes, very feminine looking facially, big high e feminine body, isn't scared to eat in front of me, hates alcohol and drugs, has all my interests, above average IQ, acts like a grown woman and not at all like some 78 iq teen bimbo slut, small friend group without any guys

good description

 

[Olympos]

Truecels: Woman have too high of a standard, a sub 5 woman can get a chad (which is generally true)
Also truecels Here: describe their ideal woman which sounds more like a fetish and so out of their league to cope because they gave up and it's ovER. (According to them)
Maybe some of the people here need a slap back to reality? Maybe your standards are also delusional? Your oneitis that you are describing propably don't know you exist
"How can you copeeee?" - St Hamudi 2018

 

[pixy.]

Maybe some of the people here need a slap back to reality? Maybe your standards are also delusional?

Are you retarded? It asked what your "Ideal partner" is, not what are bare minimum standards are. OFC we are going to describe women that are out of our league since it's a fantasy.

Also, I know you're a woman btw.

 

[bcroger]

Truecels: Woman have too high of a standard, a sub 5 woman can get a chad (which is generally true)
Also truecels Here: describe their ideal woman which sounds more like a fetish and so out of their league to cope because they gave up and it's ovER. (According to them)
Maybe some of the people here need a slap back to reality? Maybe your standards are also delusional? Your oneitis that you are describing propably don't know you exist
"How can you copeeee?" - St Hamudi 2018

I would fuck any female as long as they look presentable and I can get hard on them. Some 400 lbs , obese freak, is NOT presentable. I don't mind overweight, but no I would NOT fuck an obese person.

I would not reject someone if they were not perfect.

What I stated were not minimum standards.

 

[Olympos]

Are you retarded? It asked what your "Ideal partner" is, not what are bare minimum standards are. OFC we are going to describe women that are out of our league since it's a fantasy.

Also, I know you're a woman btw.

Bro I wish I was a woman, unfortunately iam a blackpilled buddy boyo. One chromosome difference between me being on this forum and me having the best time of my life.

 

[Olympos]

I would fuck any female as long as they look presentable and I can get hard on them. Some 400 lbs , obese freak, is NOT presentable. I don't mind overweight, but no I would NOT fuck an obese person.

I would not reject someone if they were not perfect.

What I stated were not minimum standards.

Your actually consistent wow, do you think you would have different standards if the dating market was switched and man had all the choices? Would you still go for the whales?

 

[asocialcel]

5'2-5'5
curry or mexican
good cook
athletic
dominant in the bedroom

 

[bcroger]

5'2-5'5
curry or mexican
good cook
athletic
dominant in the bedroom

"curry or mexican''

Why in the fuck do you choose the two chittest races after niggers?

 

[wewuzaryansnshit]

Truecels: Woman have too high of a standard, a sub 5 woman can get a chad (which is generally true)
Also truecels Here: describe their ideal woman which sounds more like a fetish and so out of their league to cope because they gave up and it's ovER. (According to them)
Maybe some of the people here need a slap back to reality? Maybe your standards are also delusional? Your oneitis that you are describing propably don't know you exist
"How can you copeeee?" - St Hamudi 2018

good post

 

[UserHussein]

An IRL version of Yuno Gasai from the 'Future Diary ' anime.

 

[Chuddington]

5'4-5'8, blonde hair, blue eyes, white, nice tits/ass, smart, horny

 

[Suicide Sheep]

Hot enough so my dick always go crazy for her. Doesn't rely on her female privileges to get what she wants. Knows how pathetic and degenerate humanity is, is smart, perfectionist and courageous.
Yeah, I know she can't exist in our current culture. I'm just answering the question.

 

[PersonalityChad]

I'd settle with my looksmatch as long as she genuinely likes me, has a decent personality and we share similar interests tbh

 

[Béla Tarr - Vol. I]

Short blonde hair, white, nice breasts, slightly muscular body, same height as me, virgin and basically a copy of my personality + kindness and being a great artist

 

[MillionBashStream97]

Flat chested
Big ass
Any race, don't care...
Hairy
Cool and fun personality
Has hobbies, and is passionate about them

The end.

 

[Eschewcel]

Her not being a landwhale would be enough tbh

 

[asocialcel]

"curry or mexican''

Why in the fuck do you choose the two chittest races after niggers?

 

[RegularManlet]

-Virgin
-Cute face, I do not really care about tits
- Ass just needs to be round not flat it can be small and round or big idm
- Can cook
- Submissive not a bitch
- Intelligent to engage with in conversations
- Fun to be around to do activities together
- Libido would match mine
- Hygiene

 

[Serpents reign]

4’2
Virgin
Hairless
Obedient

Ok, groomer.

 

[Serpents reign]

Sounds like a cope to me. Strive to be the 5% that keep the weight off. Being fat is a CHOICE. It's nothing like being an incel

Based, and that's why decided not to rope. Because I'm aiming at self-improvement. Because I never knew what it was like to not be fat after puberty.
I've been overweight since I was 13. I'm not very proud of it, but I'm curious enough to want to know if I would feel better about myself not being a fat fuck. I also want to live long enough to enjoy my other hobbies.

 

[iamanon11111]

 

[Regenerator]

Asian
4 ft 8 - 5 ft 3
small tits
bald pussy
let's me have sex with her whenever I want
submissive
good cook
has straight down black hair
is not a career woman and is a housewife

 

[psyop]

- 5’2
- Young
- Light skinned Paki, Bengali or Afghan
- Muslim but willing to break certain rules for me
- Natural beauty without makeup
- Racist
- Innocent
- Virgin, 0 talking stages
- Teases me
- Round breasts
- Round ass
- Wears niqab
- Obeys me
- Adopts my interests
- Homebody
- Prefers winter
- Cooks and cleans
- Disgusted by any guy but me
- No social media
- Below 5 friends (all Muslim foids)
- Initiates and engages in intimacy
- Housewife or part time work from home
- Grateful with little
- Very little life experiences (first experiences will be with me)
- Only child
- Makes me laugh
- Innie and clean shaved
- Intelligent enough to have a meaningful conversation
- Nice feet
- Introvert
- Intact hymen
- Hygienic
- Feeds me with her hands if I ask
- Her phone is my phone
- Strong relationship with father (I’ll substitute this position when married)
- No driving license
- Can’t leave the house without me
- Feeds orphans and stray cats
- Introduces me to her hobbies like anime

Major suifuel writing this knowing I’ll never be able to experience this however hard I try in life.

Hopefully Allah will grant me this in jannah

 

[idfklma]

My looksmatch who likes me

 

[LeFrenchCel]

- Cute
- Latina or arab
- Olive skin
- Long dark hair
- Dark eyes
- Big boobs
- Thicc ass
- Curvy but not fat
- Submissive
- No tattoos or piercings
- Same height than me or slightly shorter
- KHHV
- From 18 to 25 yo
- Loyal
- Loves to cuddle and to have sex
- Is in love with me and only with me