Describe your best escort experience

[Allday]

Yes, you pay for it but I want to see some positivity up in this bitch.

When I was 19 I had just been dumped and wanted to get over her. I took a bus to a general smaller town, now in Australia prostitution is legal. I saw a massage parlor and had $100 on me and thought what the hell. 

I walk into the dimly lit room, the elderly asian lady tells me I'm early so I tell her I'll come back. She says "No, no, go in room and wake her up" so I'm like um.. ok.

I go inside the last room on the left (It's only 8:30 am at this point) and I peep in, there is this Asian femoid lying on her bed nude. She was toned, big tits and ass. Easily a 7. She undresses me, we shower together and fuck in the bed. I only last about ten mins, but while massaging she lets me grope her and that. Busted twice with her just blowing me at the end.

 

[Richard spencer]

How is this lifefuel?u fucked a escort that's what happens when u pay for a escort.
I thought there was gonna be a funny story or something but the whole thread was just paying for sex and having sex with the person I paid.

 

[chicocel]

this asian femoid said i was the best looking guy she has ever seen and she let me raw her and cum inside her mouth. i got super lucky

 

[Allday]

this asian femoid said i was the best looking guy she has ever seen and she let me raw her and cum inside her mouth. i got super lucky

Pure life fuel. Was she hot?

 

[Recon9]

Idk I always enjoy going to those massage parlors tbh, lot of asian cuties.

I've always wondered wtf thats about though like, why are all these cute oriental girls over here in the sex for cash business? also why do I care at all, AND WHY ARE THESE PORNHUB ADS BECOMING SO META

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Weed]

ew escorts, ew pay for sex.. I would rather rape someone like a toddler

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this asian femoid said i was the best looking guy she has ever seen and she let me raw her and cum inside her mouth. i got super lucky

She told you that so u could cum quicker and fuck off tbh

 

[Allday]

@weed you have no right to judge escortcels when you E-whore as a stacy online

 

[z2020]

You had a girlfriend, this is suifuel lol

 

[blackpill_incel]

@weed you have no right to judge escortcels when you E-whore as a stacy online

Lol @weed is also a degenerate druggie

 

[NekoStance]

when you're 19, unless you're a truly grotesque, obese, ethnic subhuman, even escorts will treat you with hot love

just lol @ oldcels that wasted their youth and didn't even escortcel

 

[Weed]

@weed you have no right to judge escortcels when you E-whore as a stacy online

Lol @weed is also a degenerate druggie

srs?

 

[itsOVER]

My 6 week escort was still the best sex I've ever had. That includes actual girlfriend's that came after her. Jesus Christ she knew how to fuck.

 

[/pol/cel]

My 6 week escort was still the best sex I've ever had. That includes actual girlfriend's that came after her. Jesus Christ she knew how to fuck.

How do you organize something like this? Do you just go up to some hooker and ask her if she wants to be your gf for a month or something? How much did it cost?

 

[blackpill_incel]

srs?

No

 

[Weed]

srs?

No

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDj72zqZakE[/video]

 

[Kointo1]

Escorts are for cucks who willingly feed parasites.

 

[itsOVER]

How do you organize something like this? Do you just go up to some hooker and ask her if she wants to be your gf for a month or something? How much did it cost?

It wasn't organised really. I was on an escortcelling Thailand holiday for 2 months. Saw her in the bar, took her for a night. She was really good so I took her the next day as well. Then the one after that etc...

At the time it was 30 pounds a day so like 1300 in total. Would be around 50 a day now because of price increases and the weaker pound.

 

[/pol/cel]

It wasn't organised really. I was on an escortcelling Thailand holiday for 2 months. Saw her in the bar, took her for a night. She was really good so I took her the next day as well. Then the one after that etc...

At the time it was 30 pounds a day so like 1300 in total. Would be around 50 a day now because of price increases and the weaker pound.

If I go this route can I just organize a month long gfe upfront?

 

[itsOVER]

If I go this route can I just organize a month long gfe upfront?

Why would you want to do that? Take her for a night first and see if she's any good and if you click with each other.

Sure you could probably get a girl and tell her you want her every day for a month but you're much better off sampling the goods for a night or two first and then extending it if she's good.

 

[/pol/cel]

Why would you want to do that? Take her for a night first and see if she's any good and if you click with each other.

Sure you could probably get a girl and tell her you want her every day for a month but you're much better off sampling the goods for a night or two first and then extending it if she's good.

Im too lazy to keep tracking her down each night.

 

[itsOVER]

Im too lazy to keep tracking her down each night.

That's not how it works...

You take her for the night. In the morning you tell her you want her to stay. She'll stay with you. There's no having to track her down because you were never apart.

 

[/pol/cel]

That's not how it works...

You take her for the night. In the morning you tell her you want her to stay. She'll stay with you. There's no having to track her down because you were never apart.

Oh I thought she leaves the next morning after stealing your shit. This is pretty good then.

 

[DankIncel]

How is this lifefuel?u fucked a escort that's what happens when u pay for a escort.
I thought there was gonna be a funny story or something but the whole thread was just paying for sex and having sex with the person I paid.

I guess he is trying to say we can cope by escortceling. Which is a pretty decent cope.

 

[itsOVER]

Oh I thought she leaves the next morning after stealing your shit. This is pretty good then.

She'll leave the next morning (or afternoon) if you don' want to take her again but if you do she'll stay with you. Possibly she'd have to return to get own room briefly to get a spare change of clothes but that's it.

Oh and you should always lock your phone, wallet etc in the safety boxes in the rooms. Most hotels have them.