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If you found a woman who was everything you ever wanted, and she was attracted to you, what would she be like? Describe her IN DETAIL TRAITS, HOBBIES, BELIEFS AND APPEARENCE

Don't just say "hot"

For those who are about to type "But that would never happen" LEARN WHAT A HYPOTHETICAL IS YOU FRONTAL LOBELESS NIGGER
 
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virgin,big bobs and tight vagene
 
I just want a girl to love and care about me.

Minimal to get that girl:
6’1+
7 inches+
HTN+
Broad frame
White
 
body of a woman, personality of a man (excluding assertive traits). basically like a brocel who'd game with u but hot. they dont exist tho.
 
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appearance
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Why bother, its over anyway.
 
any girl who wants me who isn't obese and deformed looking
 
I just want a girl to love and care about me.

Minimal to get that girl:
6’1+
7 inches+
HTN+
Broad frame
White
what if she had been with 100 guys and looked like hulk hogan?
 
Virgin with big tits and blowjob lips (impossible)
 
Virgin with big tits and blowjob lips (impossible)
What if she had extreme leftist views and was okay with post birth abortions
 
- Loyal
- Affectionate
- Motherly
- Never get's angry
- White
- Big tits
- No piercings
- No Body or pubic hair
-
 
So I would like to IDEALLY be w a woman who would be younger than me like 2 years, tall, but shorter than me (im not tallfag, im average height for male for my country), green eyes, personalityvise shed be social and outgoing, so I would have had "mastered" somehow normal social comunication by the time I would be with her, she would have her own opinions and hobbies and stuff, but shed be respectfull. She d be and loyal, very active and not boring. Shed like to travel, do business or some intelectual good paying job, that way I could have been 100% sure she likes me and doeant see me as a provider. She would have similar political views than I do, not necesarily ientical, but simillar, would be virgin by the time we enter relationship. She would come from a good family, would have great academic results. She would be inteligent, not much much more inteligant than me, but still a bit. She would be impulsive so I wouldnt be bored all the time and so on. Yes, and she would have strong, defined yet feminime jawline. Green eyes. Small boobs, and slim.
 
I want a smart autistic playfully snarky gf
 
If you found a woman who was everything you ever wanted, and she was attracted to you, what would she be like? Describe her TRAITS, HOBBIES, BELIEFS AND APPEARENCE

Don't just say "hot"

For those who are about to type "But that would never happen" LEARN WHAT A HYPOTHETICAL IS YOU FRONTAL LOBELESS NIGGER
Slim, quiet
 
What if she had extreme leftist views and was okay with post birth abortions
That's basically what Sweet_Anita is like, I'd probably put up with it if she would let me bang her every night.
 
So I would like to IDEALLY be w a woman who would be younger than me like 2 years, tall, but shorter than me (im not tallfag, im average height for male for my country), green eyes, personalityvise shed be social and outgoing, so I would have had "mastered" somehow normal social comunication by the time I would be with her, she would have her own opinions and hobbies and stuff, but shed be respectfull. She d be and loyal, very active and not boring. Shed like to travel, do business or some intelectual good paying job, that way I could have been 100% sure she likes me and doeant see me as a provider. She would have similar political views than I do, not necesarily ientical, but simillar, would be virgin by the time we enter relationship. She would come from a good family, would have great academic results. She would be inteligent, not much much more inteligant than me, but still a bit. She would be impulsive so I wouldnt be bored all the time and so on. Yes, and she would have strong, defined yet feminime jawline. Green eyes. Small boobs, and slim.
If a girl truly loves you she'll literally adopt every single political view you have. I have seen Jewish girls become national socialist because the Chad they love is pro hitler LOL

Also 90% of your response makes me think you want a mom not a gf lol
 
That's basically what Sweet_Anita is like, I'd probably put up with it if she would let me bang her every night.
What is wrong with you dude
 
No cuckshit.
Max body count of 10.


I don’t have high standards because I don’t wanna be picky.
I have very few requirements
1. Be white
2. Be virgin
3. Don't be a landwhale
4. Christian / Open to becoming Christian
 
- Loyal
- Affectionate
- Motherly
- Never get's angry
- White
- Big tits
- No piercings
- No Body or pubic hair
-
Mine is similar to the quoted above but add virgin, is Christian or open to becoming one and make it Asian or White
 
I take any girl whos not obese or mentally deranged or below 4/10 in looks.
 
6/10 'girlnextdoor' vibe, long black hair, modest boobs not too big not too small. Decent weight, not obese or overweight, can be a bit over tho it's fine.

Either way taller than me or way shorter, like either she's 5'0 or 6'4+

Mid size boobs, enough for me to grab to something but not too big. Tiny boobs are fine too, but not large.

Preferably a police woman, army, lawyer, politician, basically anyone with any kind of authority.

Tsundere dommimommy type as a facade, would tell me what to do and stuff, would try to lead. But then after I get through the defences she becomes submissive and lets me do what I want to her in bed basically tsundere archetype I guess. But after I'm done cumming she would revert back into dommi until I get to correct her again, plap plap plap.

I would get to rest my head on her laps as she would stroke my bald head, we would watch animya and shiet together and I would do my best to help her with her stuff and support her cuddle n shiett.

Anyway i am gonna be dying soon and none of this will ever happen to me but it's nice to daydream about the what ifs. It's pretty much the only enjoyment I get out of this world now days. It's really sad I'll never experience any of that because of something I could never control, my genes, but oh well...

Better luck next time I guess.
 
I have very few requirements
1. Be white
2. Be virgin
3. Don't be a landwhale
4. Christian / Open to becoming Christian
Don’t be a land whale either.

I’m fine with all races except curries and chinks. Im not religious so I don’t care about religion.
 
Preferably a police woman, army, lawyer, politician, basically anyone with any kind of authority.
Wow I did not expect to see this lol

Good response though.
 
Don’t be a land whale either.

I’m fine with all races except curries and chinks. Im not religious so I don’t care about religion.
What about Jewish girls?
 
Physically ideal would be
-5ft
-southeast Asian
-long black hair
-a big ass (not crazy huge tho)
- d cup titties
-big eyes
-small nose
-soft jaw
-smooth skin
-vagina with that labia thing tucked in
-Small feet :feelsohh:
-Small hands
-soft voice (ig it's not physical but wtv)
(No I am nowhere near this picky but if im talking about an ideal looking gf then this is it)

Now for her traits
-Loyal
-submissive
-caring
-kind
-affectionate
-loving
-understanding
-patient

Now for the hobbies
-Video games (I would love to play video games with a gf)
- Watching movies/TV shows with me
-Cuddling with me
-going on romantic dates with me
- whatever else she wants to do (as long as it's nothing degenerate like clubbing or some shit like that)

For her beliefs
- Agnostic

Damn that was a long list lmaoo.

You better read all of it @Samurai

(Btw this is my IDEAL girl, I wouldn't demand all of this for a gf)
 
-southeast Asian
-long black hair
-a big ass (not crazy huge tho)
- d cup titties
This is like asking for a Jew who doesn't have scumbag morals. Impossible to have all of these in one asian woman. Thanks for your response though. Most did not elaborate at all beyond "hot"
 
This is like asking for a Jew who doesn't have scumbag morals. Impossible to have all of these in one asian woman. Thanks for your response though. Most did not elaborate at all beyond "hot"
Yeah, I wouldn't mind if she didn't have all those tbh. Just what I would perfer. What's your list?

(Also I can't wait for your IT exposed vid)
 
- 5’2

- Young

- Light skinned Paki, Bengali or Afghan

- God fearing muslim

- Natural beauty without makeup

- Racist

- Innocent

- Virgin, 0 talking stages

- Wears niqab

- Obeys me

- Adopts my interests

- Homebody

- Prefers winter

- Cooks and cleans

- No social media

- Below 3 friends (all Muslim foids)

- Initiates and engages in intimacy

- Housewife or part time work from home

- Grateful with little

- Very little life experiences (first experiences will be with me)

- Only child

- Makes me laugh

- Innie and clean shaved

- Intelligent enough to have a meaningful conversation

- Nice feet with white toenails

- Introvert

- Intact hymen

- Hygienic

- Feeds me with her hands if I ask

- Her phone is my phone

- Strong relationship with father (I’ll substitute this position when married)

- No driving license

- Can’t leave the house without me

- Innate desire to feed orphans and stray cats

- Introduces me to her hobbies
 
I've been interested in many different women with very different personalities, interests and body types.

If only women were the same way that they actually had different types of men they liked. But its all really the same type with different coating that they like: Chad. And the more loud and obnoxious and the more psychopathic traits he shows, the more attracted women are to him.
 
Yeah, I wouldn't mind if she didn't have all those tbh. Just what I would perfer. What's your list?

(Also I can't wait for your IT exposed vid)
Looks:
1. White
2. Slim
3. Long hair
4. Blue eyes
5. Blonde/Black hair
6. No Tattoos
7. Either quite short (5'4-5'6) or taller than me (5'9-6'0) Don't make fun of me
8. No acne
9. No hairy legs/armpits etc
10. Nice hips etc
11. Dresses very modestly

Hobbies:
1. Exercising
2. Casually plays games with me and watches me play them
3. Reads the Bible and other history books
4. Writing
5. Singing
6. Takes care of children
7. Watches movies with me
8. Cooking
9. Cleaning

Traits:
1. Not controlling
2. Sends me lots of messages when I am away
3. Hates Jews and black people
4. Same political views (If she loves me she'll naturally adopt them)
5. Smiles at me with adoration
6. High drive to be intimate
7. Begs me to impregnate her
8. Doesn't get stupidly jealous
9. Virgin
10. Nurturing
11. Respects her father

I'm sure I am forgetting some
 
It`s different depending on fucking her or a relationship i`d fuck literally any foid who is 3/10 facially and somewhat skinny preferably not a sheboon
 

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