LifeFuel Delivery driver is the ultimate incel job

[Mr Black]

You can go by truck, car, bike, van or such but you will always work alone. you spend 90% of your shift in a vehicle going in and out from the takeaway->customer door. No team dynamics, many deliveries require no contact with the orderer. you can work during less busy quieter hours if you prefer.
You can wear a scarf and hoodie to hide your subhuman face while you ride the bike for example (atleast thats what every delivery driver does in my area).

 

[PersonaPimp]

Spit in foid's food.

 

[Mr Black]

Spit in foid's food.

this too. ill be getting a delivery job when my last shekels run out

 

[Mr Black]

hell, one could even CUM inside of the burger and likely the customer wouldn’t know. damn that crazy.

 

[PersonaPimp]

hell, one could even CUM inside of the burger and likely the customer wouldn’t know. damn that crazy.

Best way to get back at foids for rejecting us.

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

There is always a catch for seemlingly perfect jobs. I bet the payment is shit

 

[Mr Black]

There is always a catch for seemlingly perfect jobs. I bet the payment is shit

yes the payment is shit. i bet the owners are jeet scammers too. but the job def mogs other jobs that require lots of social situations.

 

[Dead End]

No. I work delivery, and much of my time is spent around the store doing chores because there aren't enough orders for each driver to be out constantly, or even most of the time. A lot of my job involves hanging around the store doing chores around my coworkers instead of driving. Some of the customer interactions can also be awful, it can be difficult to find/contact them, and there is a lot of pressure to be fast and accurate. I'd rather work in complete solitude with no real pressure, perhaps doing menial tasks during a nightshift (eg. nighttime security guard or warehouse worker).

 

[VanGobbel]

nah, it's high stress as fuck with constant ltn "managers" nagging you for being 2 minutes behind schedule. If you want daily humiliation and frustration against minimum wage, by all means go for it

 

[Mr Black]

No. I work delivery, and much of my time is spent around the store doing chores because there aren't enough orders for each driver to be out constantly, or even most of the time. A lot of my job involves hanging around the store doing chores around my coworkers instead of driving. Some of the customer interactions can also be awful, it can be difficult to find/contact them, and there is a lot of pressure to be fast and accurate. I'd rather work in complete solitude with no real pressure, perhaps doing menial tasks during a nightshift (eg. nighttime security guard or warehouse worker).

nah, it's high stress as fuck with constant ltn "managers" nagging you for being 2 minutes behind schedule. If you want daily humiliation and frustration against minimum wage, by all means go for it

Thank you for the clarifications

 

[Dead End]

Thank you for the clarifications

Are you a delivery driver yourself, or is the original post just your speculation?

 

[Mr Black]

Are you a delivery driver yourself, or is the original post just your speculation?

Im unemployed bum thinking about potential incel jobs in the future.

 

[Shark]

The best job for an incel tbh

 

[VanGobbel]

Thank you for the clarifications

wfh chat helpdesk/support job is the best incel job. Just be on standby and respond to (often simple) inquiries from clients or potential customers, all the while being able to watch your favorite shows/eat/take a shit/even game.

You get paid for the hours you are logged in an available to respond, while delivery jobs only pay on a per delivery base.

 

[Dead End]

Im unemployed bum thinking about potential incel jobs in the future.

Truck driver would probably be a better alternative. Better pay, more solitude, constant driving.

 

[deleted dude]

the only real inceljob is neetbuxxmaxxing

 

[Mr Black]

Truck driver would probably be a better alternative. Better pay, more solitude, constant driving.

good one actually

 

[Gaelic-Truecel]

Not in my area as I am rural and the delivery drivers use cars. I find driving stressful so wouldn't be good job.

 

[Mr Black]

find driving stressful so wouldn't be good job.

same. bike or scooter only way for me but i see like 10 of them in a day where i live