News DeCuckinator 9000

[Bulbasaur]

Are you tired of being a cuck? Say no more, gentlemen, as I have just the thing for you - DeCukcinator 9000!
What it does:

- It prevents you from being a single father. Raise bastard spawns of an adulterous whore no more!
- It prevents you from giving excessive compliments and telling jokes to plump broads. Spare your dignity and waste your time no more!
- It cleans up your speech. Say "yikes", "oof", "oh sweety" and "touch grass" no more!
- And much, MUCH MORE!

Order your DeCuckinator TODAY for the cheap, CHEAP price of 999.99$! Call 9 000 - 1111 - DeCuck Me Now!

 

[PersonalityChad]

You sir, have just won the internet. Take my updoot kind stranger

 

[zd60]

Great pricing!

 

[Cuckoja]

How does it works? Enough current heals every problem.

 

[Solid State]

Does it also work on advanced cases like tradcucks?

 

[DoomThreeKoala]

This must be mandated for all redditors to use

 

[McFlurryCel]

What is the warranty for this?

 

[jabER.u]

Good product. IT need this.

 

[Sonicfancel]

Can i get a black friday discount?

 

[BlackPilledNormi]

Would be more interested if it coasted 1488,18$

 

[Bulbasaur]

What is the warranty for this?

Two years, guaranteed.

 

[Shay]

Sewer thread

 

[Shay]

Good product. IT need this.

 

[Bulbasaur]

Sewer thread

 

[Shay]