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Gaming December Dice Wives!

you roll bro?

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HeOweGoreWrath

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Gentlemen I have a chart of a THOUSAND possible results of girlfriends for you. Come play a game with me. Here is how it goes.
I have created a room on RollDiceWithFriends.Com specifically for this room.

To play, you must join the room I will link below, put in your username, and roll a set of three dice:
You need to click the blue ten-sided dice a total of three times.
The d10 is right in the middle (4th from the left, 4th from the right)
It comes right after the d4/d6/d8 and before the d12/d10/d100

D10s results range from 0 to 9 so results will go from 000 to 999 (like with post numbers)
ignore the "total" of the 3 numbers

You only get one roll, and to verify you are playing, you must make a post in this thread saying which number you got, so I can check that's true.
I would also like you to vote in the poll saying if you rolled or did not roll, as a means of tallying the number of players.
I've enabled changing poll results so if you change your mind you can amend the poll.

At the end of the month (January 1st) I will reveal the chart I am talking about, and for everyone who played, I will go to the trouble of tagging you and posting a crop of the chart as it pertains to your result.

FEATURES
1) most of the time you get a single girl​
2) occasionally you get TWO​
3) very rarely you get THREE girls​
4) even more rarely you get NO girls​

If two of you happen to roll the same number you each have an equal share of the girl(s) you roll, though you may opt to redistribute them via personal agreement.

Here is URL

https://rolldicewithfriends.com/rooms/decemberdicewives

I will start by reporting my result: I got 485 (as before you ignore the 'total' of 17)

*checks chart* huh... well she's not an absolute favorite but I was always relatively fond of her her, feels cucked though :incel: figured I was destined to get someone younger... oh well. Better luck to the rest of ye

:dab: roll away lads. Unlike me, you won't find out who your wife is until next year. Don't rope until then.
 
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i dont understand how it works so i used a random number generator and got 487
 
i dont understand how it works so i used a random number generator and got 487
1) Click here DecemberDiceWives
2) input your username
3) click the middle (blue, 10-sided) die 3 times so three show up
4) click "roll"

Your 487 is illegitimate because there's no way to prove to others that this is what you rolled, which is why we're using an external log for it.

I can see you got steps 1-2 right, but kinda fucked up step 3

you rolled a d10, then a d100, then another d100

I want you to roll 3d10 simultaneously.
 
1) Click here DecemberDiceWives
2) input your username
3) click the middle (blue, 10-sided) die 3 times so three show up
4) click "roll"

Your 487 is illegitimate because there's no way to prove to others that this is what you rolled, which is why we're using an external log for it.

I can see you got steps 1-2 right, but kinda fucked up step 3

you rolled a d10, then a d100, then another d100

I want you to roll 3d10 simultaneously.
i tried it again and if i didnt get it right then leave me out
 
Example


Like this.

KAY you keep rolling them individually, don't click 'Roll It' until three show up at same time.
i tried it again and if i didnt get it right then leave me out
Tell you what, I'll just combine your 3 standalone d10 rolls.
354

Your result is officially 354 (it displays the newest rolls at the top)

Everyone else, please do what I did so it's 1 line per result.

*checks chart* Not bad, she's probably taken less cock than my result.

Guys: should we do some kind of stipulation where to play you agree to post your waifu as your sig and avatar for all of January or mods ban you for all of January? That would make things more interesting IMO. It can be a non-porn image of course and if you have trouble finding one I can help people.
 
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Gentlemen I have a chart of a THOUSAND possible results of girlfriends for you. Come play a game with me. Here is how it goes.
I have created a room on RollDiceWithFriends.Com specifically for this room.

To play, you must join the room I will link below, put in your username, and roll a set of three dice:
You need to click the blue ten-sided dice a total of three times.
The d10 is right in the middle (4th from the left, 4th from the right)
It comes right after the d4/d6/d8 and before the d12/d10/d100

D10s results range from 0 to 9 so results will go from 000 to 999 (like with post numbers)
ignore the "total" of the 3 numbers

You only get one roll, and to verify you are playing, you must make a post in this thread saying which number you got, so I can check that's true.
I would also like you to vote in the poll saying if you rolled or did not roll, as a means of tallying the number of players.
I've enabled changing poll results so if you change your mind you can amend the poll.

At the end of the month (January 1st) I will reveal the chart I am talking about, and for everyone who played, I will go to the trouble of tagging you and posting a crop of the chart as it pertains to your result.

FEATURES
1) most of the time you get a single girl​
2) occasionally you get TWO​
3) very rarely you get THREE girls​
4) even more rarely you get NO girls​

If two of you happen to roll the same number you each have an equal share of the girl(s) you roll, though you may opt to redistribute them via personal agreement.

Here is URL

https://rolldicewithfriends.com/rooms/decemberdicewives

I will start by reporting my result: I got 485 (as before you ignore the 'total' of 17)

*checks chart* huh... well she's not an absolute favorite but I was always relatively fond of her her, feels cucked though :incel: figured I was destined to get someone younger... oh well. Better luck to the rest of ye

:dab: roll away lads. Unlike me, you won't find out who your wife is until next year. Don't rope until then.
517
 
827 gib waifu pls
 
Fat Link

Total: 16d10: 4, 5, 7
:ahegao:
 
If the dice is from 0-9 why am I getting a 10 in one of the rolls????
 
I dont get it. I clicked and cliked like i am playing a first person shooter.
 
No thanks, I already have a waifu.
 
Cannibal

Total: 22
d10: 6, 7, 9
 
Wouldn't it be better to let us choose our numbers (either by choice or randomness as we please), since the list is secret anyway?
 
Gentlemen I have a chart of a THOUSAND possible results of girlfriends for you. Come play a game with me. Here is how it goes.
I have created a room on RollDiceWithFriends.Com specifically for this room.

To play, you must join the room I will link below, put in your username, and roll a set of three dice:
You need to click the blue ten-sided dice a total of three times.
The d10 is right in the middle (4th from the left, 4th from the right)
It comes right after the d4/d6/d8 and before the d12/d10/d100

D10s results range from 0 to 9 so results will go from 000 to 999 (like with post numbers)
ignore the "total" of the 3 numbers

You only get one roll, and to verify you are playing, you must make a post in this thread saying which number you got, so I can check that's true.
I would also like you to vote in the poll saying if you rolled or did not roll, as a means of tallying the number of players.
I've enabled changing poll results so if you change your mind you can amend the poll.

At the end of the month (January 1st) I will reveal the chart I am talking about, and for everyone who played, I will go to the trouble of tagging you and posting a crop of the chart as it pertains to your result.

FEATURES
1) most of the time you get a single girl​
2) occasionally you get TWO​
3) very rarely you get THREE girls​
4) even more rarely you get NO girls​

If two of you happen to roll the same number you each have an equal share of the girl(s) you roll, though you may opt to redistribute them via personal agreement.

Here is URL

https://rolldicewithfriends.com/rooms/decemberdicewives

I will start by reporting my result: I got 485 (as before you ignore the 'total' of 17)

*checks chart* huh... well she's not an absolute favorite but I was always relatively fond of her her, feels cucked though :incel: figured I was destined to get someone younger... oh well. Better luck to the rest of ye

:dab: roll away lads. Unlike me, you won't find out who your wife is until next year. Don't rope until then.
Nice ip grabber
 
so guys, we're encountering a problem here

someone using the name "Frothy Solutions" has spammed the dice roller with a bunch of shit using the EotE dice

Frothy1
Frothy2


Frothy3
Frothy4


there seems to be a limit on how many lines of results the room can maintain, so this has slid all your results off of the page

anyone know who Frothy might be? maybe some IT lurker trying to fuck with us?

this basically means I can't verify any of the announced results and will need to do rerolls once I figure out a secure way to keep the results logged.

There are a couple ways I can think to fix this problem

1) we set up separate dice URLs for each player of the game (I would choose it and PM it to you) and keep the URL private so nobody can come and spam them before I can read and verify the result

2) we find some other more secure service, but that would require registration

I'm going to opt for option 1 and PM those people who have replied so far with private URLs to roll in
Wouldn't it be better to let us choose our numbers (either by choice or randomness as we please), since the list is secret anyway?
No because then you'd have faggotry like people picking the same number as each other to steal their wives.

If you have to end up sharing a wife it should be due to some 1 in 500 fluke.

If the dice is from 0-9 why am I getting a 10 in one of the rolls????
That seems odd... *tests*
yeah you're right
just treat a displayed 10 as 0
D10

You can see from the actual illustration of a physical d10 (I own several IRL) that they only put a 0 not a 10


Nice ip grabber

That seems like a valid concern so when I create the private dice rooms for players I will not use your full usernames.
There will be no need to share the room with anyone besides myself unless you question my account of the results in which case you can choose which mod you want to review it.

Player 0 = me (I might have a mod roll for me at the end of the game for transparency)
Player 1 = @KetamineAddictYoda
Player 2 = @OwnerOpcell
Player 3 = @senses fail
Player 4 = @Fat Link
Player 5 = @Caesercel
Player 6 = @Linesnap99
Player 7 = @Cannibal
Player 8 = @AAAAAAAAAAAcel

Is it just us nine, or does anyone else want to play?

I'm pinging those who replied and wanting to know if you are okay with the idea of me just setting up separate rolling rooms and PMing you the links to those rooms.

Basically you can announce the results (3-digit number) publicly but I ask you don't share the URL so that nobody comes along and spams it before I have a chance to verify your result.

Also I have asked a couple mods if it's okay if I PM them a copy of the chart so they can vouch it was pre-established and not post-established.

We need a mod who promises not to share the chart until January and whose word you trust that it was provided to them.
 
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Man, maybe I'm just way too low IQ, but I just don't seem to understand what this stuff is good for and what the mods have to do with this.
 
Man, maybe I'm just way too low IQ, but I just don't seem to understand what this stuff is good for
It's just fun to have a wife randomly assigned to you and to talk about which wife you were assigned.

and what the mods have to do with this.
Basically my concern would be that people will say "you waited until we rolled our numbers and then you assigned girls to those numbers to give some of us better girls than others"

The chart exists ahead of time but the only way I can think to prove that it w/o revealing it to everyone would be to reveal it to only some people so they can vouch it already existed if anyone disputes that.
 
It's just fun to have a wife randomly assigned to you and to talk about which wife you were assigned.


Basically my concern would be that people will say "you waited until we rolled our numbers and then you assigned girls to those numbers to give some of us better girls than others"

The chart exists ahead of time but the only way I can think to prove that it w/o revealing it to everyone would be to reveal it to only some people so they can vouch it already existed if anyone disputes that.
ok, anyway, my result is

Total: 14
d10: 2, 8, 4
whatever that means
 
It's a cool initiative, thanks !
Got 15, is that good ?
 
so guys, we're encountering a problem here

someone using the name "Frothy Solutions" has spammed the dice roller with a bunch of shit using the EotE dice

View attachment 540183View attachment 540184

View attachment 540185View attachment 540187

there seems to be a limit on how many lines of results the room can maintain, so this has slid all your results off of the page

anyone know who Frothy might be? maybe some IT lurker trying to fuck with us?

this basically means I can't verify any of the announced results and will need to do rerolls once I figure out a secure way to keep the results logged.

There are a couple ways I can think to fix this problem

1) we set up separate dice URLs for each player of the game (I would choose it and PM it to you) and keep the URL private so nobody can come and spam them before I can read and verify the result

2) we find some other more secure service, but that would require registration

I'm going to opt for option 1 and PM those people who have replied so far with private URLs to roll in

No because then you'd have faggotry like people picking the same number as each other to steal their wives.

If you have to end up sharing a wife it should be due to some 1 in 500 fluke.


That seems odd... *tests*
yeah you're right
just treat a displayed 10 as 0
View attachment 540193
You can see from the actual illustration of a physical d10 (I own several IRL) that they only put a 0 not a 10




That seems like a valid concern so when I create the private dice rooms for players I will not use your full usernames.
There will be no need to share the room with anyone besides myself unless you question my account of the results in which case you can choose which mod you want to review it.

Player 0 = me (I might have a mod roll for me at the end of the game for transparency)
Player 1 = @KetamineAddictYoda
Player 2 = @OwnerOpcell
Player 3 = @senses fail
Player 4 = @Fat Link
Player 5 = @Caesercel
Player 6 = @Linesnap99
Player 7 = @Cannibal
Player 8 = @AAAAAAAAAAAcel

Is it just us nine, or does anyone else want to play?

I'm pinging those who replied and wanting to know if you are okay with the idea of me just setting up separate rolling rooms and PMing you the links to those rooms.

Basically you can announce the results (3-digit number) publicly but I ask you don't share the URL so that nobody comes along and spams it before I have a chance to verify your result.

Also I have asked a couple mods if it's okay if I PM them a copy of the chart so they can vouch it was pre-established and not post-established.

We need a mod who promises not to share the chart until January and whose word you trust that it was provided to them.

That's not me. @Damo the incel just told me about this and I was gonna play, but now that I've seen this I don't think there's any way to verify that I am the one true Frothy.
 
That's not me. @Damo the incel just told me about this and I was gonna play, but now that I've seen this I don't think there's any way to verify that I am the one true Frothy.
due to your imposter any other other possible trolls our new policy is I will make a private room (1 per user who wants to play) and PM the link and you roll there

that way the result will be there in perpetuity and not get pushed off by new rolls

Player 9 = @kampman
Player 10 = @AngelLord
Player 11 = @FrothySolutions

I would be putting these out quickly but I'm limited to one PM per 45 seconds so I've been trying to do it while at other tasks.

I'm already getting replies from the private rooms so I will be able to post results soon.

original-room results are no longer considered valid due to the tampering of fake Frothy.

private rolls so far (I verified results in room match PM):
1st Ketamine = pending
2nd Ownerop = 104
3rd senses fail = 145
4th FatLink = 323
5th ceaser = 641
6th linesnap = pending (was PM'd a number but it wasn't made in the room)
7-11 haven't PM'd them rooms yet
 
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Hell yeah I'm player 10 \o/
football-player-kick.gif

Can't wait for what's next ^^
Edit : also other player 10 legend
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Results so far

Player 0 = ME
Player 1 = @KetamineAddictYoda 102
Player 2 = @OwnerOpcell 104
Player 3 = @senses fail 145
Player 4 = @Fat Link 323
Player 5 = @Caesercel 641
Player 6 = @Linesnap99 ??? (pending)
Player 7 = @Cannibal 345
Player 8 = @AAAAAAAAAAAcel ??? (pending)
Player 9 = @kampman 576
Player 10 = @AngelLord ??? (pending)
Player 11 = @FrothySolutions ??? (pending)
Player 12 = YOU

We have four users who still need to do a proper roll. So far seven have done it.

There's still time for others interested to join. Just reply or PM me for a rolling room.

I guess I should also take some input: should I wait until December 31st to keep this open, or should I make this a "weekly wives" thing where each contest is open a week?

If that's the case I could close rolling on December 7th and announced results Dec 8th. At which point people who wanted to play 2nd round could make a 2nd set of rolls in their established rooms (new players need to request new rooms).

I don't want to instantaneously announce your wives (I haven't even checked yet for most of you) to add a sense of suspense.
 
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Also I feel like I prefer saving this for the end of the year. No "weekly wives," let this be a guidestone to forecast our 2022.
 
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two more, new list:
Player 1 = @[UWSL]
KetamineAddictYoda
[/UWSL]@KetamineAddictYoda 102
Player 2 = @[UWSL]
OwnerOpcell
[/UWSL]@OwnerOpcell 104
Player 3 = @[UWSL]
senses fail
[/UWSL]@senses fail 145
Player 4 = @[UWSL]
Fat Link
[/UWSL]@Fat Link 323
Player 5 = @[UWSL]
Caesercel
[/UWSL]@Caesercel 641
Player 6 = @ @Linesnap99 ??? (pending)
Player 7 = @[UWSL]
Cannibal
[/UWSL]@Cannibal 345
Player 8 = @[UWSL]
AAAAAAAAAAAcel
[/UWSL]@AAAAAAAAAAAcel ??? (pending)
Player 9 = @[UWSL]
kampman
[/UWSL]@kampman 576
Player 10 = @[UWSL]
AngelLord
[/UWSL]@AngelLord 211
Player 11 = @[UWSL]
FrothySolutions
[/UWSL]@FrothySolutions 646

should I just disqualify linesnap and AAAAcel at this point since they 're holding shit up?
 
should I just disqualify linesnap and AAAAcel at this point since they 're holding shit up?
disqualifying people seems sad but I wanna play:feelsautistic:
 
two more, new list:
Player 1 = @[UWSL]
KetamineAddictYoda
[/UWSL]@KetamineAddictYoda 102
Player 2 = @[UWSL]
OwnerOpcell
[/UWSL]@OwnerOpcell 104
Player 3 = @[UWSL]
senses fail
[/UWSL]@senses fail 145
Player 4 = @[UWSL]
Fat Link
[/UWSL]@Fat Link 323
Player 5 = @[UWSL]
Caesercel
[/UWSL]@Caesercel 641
Player 6 = @ @Linesnap99 ??? (pending)
Player 7 = @[UWSL]
Cannibal
[/UWSL]@Cannibal 345
Player 8 = @[UWSL]
AAAAAAAAAAAcel
[/UWSL]@AAAAAAAAAAAcel ??? (pending)
Player 9 = @[UWSL]
kampman
[/UWSL]@kampman 576
Player 10 = @[UWSL]
AngelLord
[/UWSL]@AngelLord 211
Player 11 = @[UWSL]
FrothySolutions
[/UWSL]@FrothySolutions 646

should I just disqualify linesnap and AAAAcel at this point since they 're holding shit up?

I say bother them before you kick them.

@Linesnap99 @AAAAAAAAAAAcel go roll your dice.
 
i dont even know what the game is and why are there so many dices. lmao

Okay, did you get a link to a private room for you to roll dice in?
 
Dallas Diceroller

Total: 9d10: 6, 1, 2

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Dice: Basic RPG

So you did click it. So then why doesn't it appear in the room?

Why doesn't it appear in this post, for that matter? These images are all broken.
 
So you did click it. So then why doesn't it appear in the room?

Why doesn't it appear in this post, for that matter? These images are all broken.
Maybe he tried to use the other method
 
I'm guessing @Linesnap99 doesn't wanna play.
 
nice try . fed.

You said you would re-roll the dice. That's the only way to do it. You must go to your dice rolling room or not play.
 

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