Dear Santa!
It seems that you haven't received my letters from the last year and year before that and year before that and year before that and year before that and year before that and year before that and year before that...
You already know what I'm going to ask and it ismy personal organic fuckable cunthole from Swedistan, Norwya, Finlandistine or Denmen Blue eyed, golden blonde hair, pear shaped, virgin nordic gigastacy with all custom parametrs set to tight and plump. However this year I think it would only be fair if you gave me 8 of them for all the years you didn't deliver my presents
Since there isn't any criteria for what I have thought about doing to thisnigger planet wonderful world, only what I've done, I can say I've done very well. I have held door for women 7 times this year. You might think that isn't alot, but I haven't been able to do more good deeds since these fucking whores don't let me near them I haven't had that many opportunites to begin with. I can reassure you if I receive for what I have kindly asked for next year there would be alot more good works on the list
Please don't mistake posts on my profile for what I stand for. All the previous posts on my profile have been made by mysterious hacker that wants to get me on the naughty list. Please don't let him fool you
If I receive 8 Blue eyed, golden blonde hair, pear shaped virgin nordic gigastacies I promise I won't punch, kick, dropkick, kickflip, rape, choke, slap, spank or harm them in any other nefarious way and only treat them with utmost love and respect
If somehow my letter fails to find you this time as well, I will decide pay you a visit in Lapland. Hopefully it doesn't get to that point but if it does, I will make Geneva convention my to do list and you and all your magical creatures, will get *̷̛͙̜̦͙̥̠͉̠̤͉̻̩̲̬̤̀̏̃͗̄͊̓́͐͊̔̔́̓̀̍͑̀̎͛̈́͒͑̈̇̾͛͜͜*̸̻̮̗̟̮̂̈́̊̓̎̐͠͠͝*̶̮̻͍̤̞̞͗̿̅̂͊͂̈́͊̚*̷̬̺̥̱͙̲͙̦̳̥̰͈͓̙͛̔͌̍̃͆́͑́̔̅̾̑́͋͋̍̐̊̌̾̌̒́͜͝*̴̛͉͒̓̓̿͋̓̎̏̇͌͋͠͝*̷̨̡̡͎̣̰͚̪̖̣̜͖̺͔̖͚͎͈̜̭̳̮̊̄̈́̉̇͂̀̋͌̊͆̏̄̀͆̏̍̀̃͐̆͘͜͜͠͝*̵̢͕̳̆͛͒̾̈̈́*̵̧̧̢̛͚̥̩̱̹͚̗̼͈͇̂̌̍̉́̐͆̐͌̈̾͑̾̆̂͊̊̃͗̓̓̂̕͜*̸̢͍̰̠̩͖̯̮̬͊͗̓͑́̄̇̔͝͠͝*̶̢̧̝̗̤͇̹͓̙̘͙̭̣͈̩̬͚̱̟̬̱̭̠̙͇̽̅̑͌̽̕*̴̡̡̢̮̦͎̯̬̻̲̜͍̖̟̣̜̹̙͎̣̣͉͖̱̲̃̒̑̂͑̀͌͗͜ͅͅ*̸̡̛̛͕̮̗̲͎͎͙̮͍̜͍̥̝͑̋̈̔̏͒̋̄̏͛̄͆́̊̈͆̄̎̉̀̋̏̐͝*̶̗̋͛*̴̧̧͈̪͍̬̠̤͖̫̣̜̳͍̺̝͔͔̲͎͍͕̭͕̰̞͈̽͝*̵̢̡̛̱͖̞̻̠̦̟͍̱̣̖̯̞̻͚̰̦̫̄̆͗̽̒̈́̐͌́͌̃̄̇̀͊̿̑̅̆͛́̓̓̀͂̅̀̕+̶̧̨̮͇͔̙̞̲͈͇̠͖̰̳͓̥̤͠ͅ:̷̡̞͙͍̘̳̝͚͈̘̥̹͚̖̹͖͖̜̙͗̿͜+̶̢̧͍̭̗̗̘̺̗͔̪̜̥̼͔̣̖̘̣̏̇̔̐̅̇͗̄͛̚͝͠:̴̢̖̱̟̺͙̗̰̪̙̲̙͙̭̗̮̤́̏͗̊̋̓́̎̚͝͝:̸̨̧̛̗̜̹̰͙̘̫̠̭̟̞̮͓͈̜̣̫̖͕̺̙͍̬̮͍̞̭̃̊͑͑̃́̋͌̐̈́́̉̄̇̈́̈́͗͆̎͑̇̈́͆̃̕͝:̸̺̺̮̖̺̪͋͜:̴̧̡̛̱̗̦̳̯̭̮̱̺̞͎̟̈́̍̈́̅̾̀̈́͋̏͊̽͂̑̾͊̕̕͝͝:̸̧̧̢͈̯͕̖͍̠̗͔̩̹̟̞̺̳̥͇̰͛̈́̒̆͒̀͆̎̄̈́̒̈́̉̇͒ͅ:̶̨̛̱̊͐̃͒͠:̴̰͇̳̣̹̪͚͊͐̇͑́͊̑̅͊͛͊͋̒̀͒̐͊̑̃́͋̆̊̿̿̕͝͠͝͝:̵̧̛̻̗̣̳̰̤̺̠̫̮̇̏̽̇̒̾̌̇̈́͐̀̄͆̀̈́̋͛́͗͘͠:̷̨͕̝̙̲̞̩̟̰̩͔̣̪͔̇͆̓̿̈̍̇̅̔̚͜͝͝:̸̬̿̎̓̓͗̂̏̈́͠:̶̧̨̡̢̡̛̺͉͚̣̮̹̻̫͓̩̘̥͈͎̲̻͙̩̬̯̥̙͐̇̓͛̄̚̚ͅ:̵̢̧̰͕̯͖̤͙̦͎͖̻̤͈͔̘̫͎̋̀̈́̈́̈̓̋̚͜͠:̸̛̫͎̻̦͕̬̻͇̼̙̬̟̲̝̜̞̹̫̮̲̠͕͖̦͍̔̀͂̓̈́̏̍̽̌́̓:̴̡̨̳̣̥͓͓̻͓̲̞̥̻͇̳͚̲͚̱̆͐͆̔̉̋̂̐̈́̄̔̈́̍̐́̈́̈̍͝:̷̡̡̨̹̣̱̲̤̺̳̗̜̹͎̟͎̝͍͇͍̠͐̉̉̾̔̈́̔͋̈́̾̈́́̾̈̅̔̓̑̚͜͝ (in Santa Tracker) so I really hope this time I get my wish fulfilled we can all be friends happily ever after
Merry Christmas
~blackraven
It seems that you haven't received my letters from the last year and year before that and year before that and year before that and year before that and year before that and year before that and year before that...
You already know what I'm going to ask and it is
Since there isn't any criteria for what I have thought about doing to this
Please don't mistake posts on my profile for what I stand for. All the previous posts on my profile have been made by mysterious hacker that wants to get me on the naughty list. Please don't let him fool you
If I receive 8 Blue eyed, golden blonde hair, pear shaped virgin nordic gigastacies I promise I won't punch, kick, dropkick, kickflip, rape, choke, slap, spank or harm them in any other nefarious way and only treat them with utmost love and respect
If somehow my letter fails to find you this time as well, I will decide pay you a visit in Lapland. Hopefully it doesn't get to that point but if it does, I will make Geneva convention my to do list and you and all your magical creatures, will get *̷̛͙̜̦͙̥̠͉̠̤͉̻̩̲̬̤̀̏̃͗̄͊̓́͐͊̔̔́̓̀̍͑̀̎͛̈́͒͑̈̇̾͛͜͜*̸̻̮̗̟̮̂̈́̊̓̎̐͠͠͝*̶̮̻͍̤̞̞͗̿̅̂͊͂̈́͊̚*̷̬̺̥̱͙̲͙̦̳̥̰͈͓̙͛̔͌̍̃͆́͑́̔̅̾̑́͋͋̍̐̊̌̾̌̒́͜͝*̴̛͉͒̓̓̿͋̓̎̏̇͌͋͠͝*̷̨̡̡͎̣̰͚̪̖̣̜͖̺͔̖͚͎͈̜̭̳̮̊̄̈́̉̇͂̀̋͌̊͆̏̄̀͆̏̍̀̃͐̆͘͜͜͠͝*̵̢͕̳̆͛͒̾̈̈́*̵̧̧̢̛͚̥̩̱̹͚̗̼͈͇̂̌̍̉́̐͆̐͌̈̾͑̾̆̂͊̊̃͗̓̓̂̕͜*̸̢͍̰̠̩͖̯̮̬͊͗̓͑́̄̇̔͝͠͝*̶̢̧̝̗̤͇̹͓̙̘͙̭̣͈̩̬͚̱̟̬̱̭̠̙͇̽̅̑͌̽̕*̴̡̡̢̮̦͎̯̬̻̲̜͍̖̟̣̜̹̙͎̣̣͉͖̱̲̃̒̑̂͑̀͌͗͜ͅͅ*̸̡̛̛͕̮̗̲͎͎͙̮͍̜͍̥̝͑̋̈̔̏͒̋̄̏͛̄͆́̊̈͆̄̎̉̀̋̏̐͝*̶̗̋͛*̴̧̧͈̪͍̬̠̤͖̫̣̜̳͍̺̝͔͔̲͎͍͕̭͕̰̞͈̽͝*̵̢̡̛̱͖̞̻̠̦̟͍̱̣̖̯̞̻͚̰̦̫̄̆͗̽̒̈́̐͌́͌̃̄̇̀͊̿̑̅̆͛́̓̓̀͂̅̀̕+̶̧̨̮͇͔̙̞̲͈͇̠͖̰̳͓̥̤͠ͅ:̷̡̞͙͍̘̳̝͚͈̘̥̹͚̖̹͖͖̜̙͗̿͜+̶̢̧͍̭̗̗̘̺̗͔̪̜̥̼͔̣̖̘̣̏̇̔̐̅̇͗̄͛̚͝͠:̴̢̖̱̟̺͙̗̰̪̙̲̙͙̭̗̮̤́̏͗̊̋̓́̎̚͝͝:̸̨̧̛̗̜̹̰͙̘̫̠̭̟̞̮͓͈̜̣̫̖͕̺̙͍̬̮͍̞̭̃̊͑͑̃́̋͌̐̈́́̉̄̇̈́̈́͗͆̎͑̇̈́͆̃̕͝:̸̺̺̮̖̺̪͋͜:̴̧̡̛̱̗̦̳̯̭̮̱̺̞͎̟̈́̍̈́̅̾̀̈́͋̏͊̽͂̑̾͊̕̕͝͝:̸̧̧̢͈̯͕̖͍̠̗͔̩̹̟̞̺̳̥͇̰͛̈́̒̆͒̀͆̎̄̈́̒̈́̉̇͒ͅ:̶̨̛̱̊͐̃͒͠:̴̰͇̳̣̹̪͚͊͐̇͑́͊̑̅͊͛͊͋̒̀͒̐͊̑̃́͋̆̊̿̿̕͝͠͝͝:̵̧̛̻̗̣̳̰̤̺̠̫̮̇̏̽̇̒̾̌̇̈́͐̀̄͆̀̈́̋͛́͗͘͠:̷̨͕̝̙̲̞̩̟̰̩͔̣̪͔̇͆̓̿̈̍̇̅̔̚͜͝͝:̸̬̿̎̓̓͗̂̏̈́͠:̶̧̨̡̢̡̛̺͉͚̣̮̹̻̫͓̩̘̥͈͎̲̻͙̩̬̯̥̙͐̇̓͛̄̚̚ͅ:̵̢̧̰͕̯͖̤͙̦͎͖̻̤͈͔̘̫͎̋̀̈́̈́̈̓̋̚͜͠:̸̛̫͎̻̦͕̬̻͇̼̙̬̟̲̝̜̞̹̫̮̲̠͕͖̦͍̔̀͂̓̈́̏̍̽̌́̓:̴̡̨̳̣̥͓͓̻͓̲̞̥̻͇̳͚̲͚̱̆͐͆̔̉̋̂̐̈́̄̔̈́̍̐́̈́̈̍͝:̷̡̡̨̹̣̱̲̤̺̳̗̜̹͎̟͎̝͍͇͍̠͐̉̉̾̔̈́̔͋̈́̾̈́́̾̈̅̔̓̑̚͜͝ (in Santa Tracker) so I really hope this time I get my wish fulfilled we can all be friends happily ever after
Merry Christmas
~blackraven
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