Serious Dear muslimcels: masturbation is haram!

[Melinda]

I was addressing the '[ . . . ] how do you get rid of blueballs? [ . . . ]' constituent of O.-P..

Does it actually work? Do you actually stop having lewd thoughts when you pray enough?

Celibacy is a sin, too, so retain that in mind . . .

Doesn't that make all of us sinners? No one would date ugly men like us. Being incels and masturbating makes us double sinners.

 

[Deleted member 265]

They get it off by fucking little boys and 7 year old girls, clearly. The family goat is another option if your nigger grandfather is too occupied with the latest newborn.

 

[illiterate scholar.]

Does it actually work? Do you actually stop having lewd thoughts when you pray enough?

Doesn't that make all of us sinners? No one would date ugly men like us. Being incels and masturbating makes us double sinners.

voluntary celibacy i had meant sorry should have disambiguated

 

[_incelinside]

Ok. Thanks for notifying us