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Serious Dear muslimcels: masturbation is haram!

People rarely follow all the tenets of their religion. Humans don't have the dedication if it gets in the way of quick and easy pleasure.
 
Islam seems to be all about finding little loopholes that aren't haraam and where you end up doing the same thing in a slightly different way. it's hypocrisy on steroids. Take sukuk for example, islamic loans, where because interest is haraam the bank buys the house, you pay rent + a bit of equity every month to buy the house back. The cashflows end up totally similar to a normal loan and you end up paying paying a lot more than for an ordinary loan with interest but the bank calls it profit rather than interest so it's halaal.
Another loophole is how prostitution is haraam in Iran but they can marry a foid temporarily (say 1 day even) and then have sex with her and divorce her. The series of actions is exactly like prostitution but they are safe from sin because it wasn't called prostitution. Just fucking KEK.
 
depends on your level of rightiousness/dedication
 
But it's my only cope that works.
 
Islam seems to be all about finding little loopholes that aren't haraam and where you end up doing the same thing in a slightly different way. it's hypocrisy on steroids. Take sukuk for example, islamic loans, where because interest is haraam the bank buys the house, you pay rent + a bit of equity every month to buy the house back. The cashflows end up totally similar to a normal loan and you end up paying paying a lot more than for an ordinary loan with interest but the bank calls it profit rather than interest so it's halaal.
Another loophole is how prostitution is haraam in Iran but they can marry a foid temporarily (say 1 day even) and then have sex with her and divorce her. The series of actions is exactly like prostitution but they are safe from sin because it wasn't called prostitution. Just fucking KEK.
The reason loans are haram is because you will be using other people's money that they have stored in the same bank, when the Islamic bank pays it, it pays it out of its own pocket. As for your Iran example, those are Shias. They can even get tattoos. Most Muslims are Sunni, so it's still haram to us.
 
The reason loans are haram is because you will be using other people's money that they have stored in the same bank, when the Islamic bank pays it, it pays it out of its own pocket. As for your Iran example, those are Shias. They can even get tattoos. Most Muslims are Sunni, so it's still haram to us.
What's wrong with using other people's money? It's a fundamental pillar of western technological development & investment. It's a win-win situation. I actually find this haraam interest thing one of the most retarded things about islam, even before stuff like alcohol or sex (which can have some merit when you really look at it).
 
What's wrong with using other people's money? It's a fundamental pillar of western technological development & investment. It's a win-win situation. I actually find this haraam interest thing one of the most retarded things about islam, even before stuff like alcohol or sex (which can have some merit when you really look at it).
Are you serious man? So I can go to your house, any time, and then sleep in it, without any repercussion? It's not theirs, so it's not theirs to use either. If you think it's "retarded" then it's because you favor capitalism very much so, even when you have to harm others for it.
 
Are you serious man? So I can go to your house, any time, and then sleep in it, without any repercussion? It's not theirs, so it's not theirs to use either. If you think it's "retarded" then it's because you favor capitalism very much so, even when you have to harm others for it.
What kinda retarded comparison was that?
using other people's money does not mean go to somebody's drawer, steal a few banknotes, do business with it and take some profit, then return those banknotes (with the possibility that you made a loss rather than a profit and then have some explaining to do)
It means entering a reciprocating deal where you agree that you will use the money, pay back something for this right and then return it. Banks usually demand some collateral in case you do lose the money of course but it's part of the agreement.
 
This is similar to Christianity. If your not married you are suppose to be asexual forever.
 
What kinda retarded comparison was that?
using other people's money does not mean go to somebody's drawer, steal a few banknotes, do business with it and take some profit, then return those banknotes (with the possibility that you made a loss rather than a profit and then have some explaining to do)
It means entering a reciprocating deal where you agree that you will use the money, pay back something for this right and then return it. Banks usually demand some collateral in case you do lose the money of course but it's part of the agreement.
It's a good comparison dude, it's your logic that is retarded because you keep denying how messed up western loans are. Where do you think the money the bank loans people comes from? From trees? They take it from other people that have stored their money on the same bank. If the person who took out the loan cannot pay the money back including interest then his or her belongings will get seized and will be sold for profit, and with that profit they balance whatever was taken from the other people. With my comparison, I showed you that I make use of your house without your permission, I never said I would kick you out of the house and take it over.
 
It's a good comparison dude, it's your logic that is retarded because you keep denying how messed up western loans are. Where do you think the money the bank loans people comes from? From trees? They take it from other people that have stored their money on the same bank. If the person who took out the loan cannot pay the money back including interest then his or her belongings will get seized and will be sold for profit, and with that profit they balance whatever was taken from the other people. With my comparison, I showed you that I make use of your house without your permission, I never said I would kick you out of the house and take it over.
Dude you are just too retarded for words if you think that sukuk is a viable system. Even Islamic countries are connected to the international financial system and have currency that's exchangeable for USD or EUR and pay interest. That sukuk BS is something they sell their retail customers who believe in that shit and that's all there is to it. Stop being so naive dude.
 
It's a good comparison dude, it's your logic that is retarded because you keep denying how messed up western loans are. Where do you think the money the bank loans people comes from? From trees? They take it from other people that have stored their money on the same bank. If the person who took out the loan cannot pay the money back including interest then his or her belongings will get seized and will be sold for profit, and with that profit they balance whatever was taken from the other people. With my comparison, I showed you that I make use of your house without your permission, I never said I would kick you out of the house and take it over.

Lol, how old are u?
 
Islam seems to be all about finding little loopholes that aren't haraam and where you end up doing the same thing in a slightly different way. it's hypocrisy on steroids. Take sukuk for example, islamic loans, where because interest is haraam the bank buys the house, you pay rent + a bit of equity every month to buy the house back. The cashflows end up totally similar to a normal loan and you end up paying paying a lot more than for an ordinary loan with interest but the bank calls it profit rather than interest so it's halaal.
Another loophole is how prostitution is haraam in Iran but they can marry a foid temporarily (say 1 day even) and then have sex with her and divorce her. The series of actions is exactly like prostitution but they are safe from sin because it wasn't called prostitution. Just fucking KEK.

Yup, I saw that in a documentary, they are called "halaal whores", even those brothels have their own qadhi/cleric who can administer the islamic marriage on the spot, and they can do it quick. Also a divorce needs a proof that the husband and wife are not in good terms, so those whore houses also provide ceramic/glass utensil so that the whore and the guy can break and yell at each other before the divorce, a full blown kek.
 
Dude you are just too retarded for words if you think that sukuk is a viable system. Even Islamic countries are connected to the international financial system and have currency that's exchangeable for USD or EUR and pay interest. That sukuk BS is something they sell their retail customers who believe in that shit and that's all there is to it. Stop being so naive dude.
You're just another capitalist trying to enforce his deluded beliefs on another, hoping to make some profit. Why do you think Islamic countries use the US currency? They're being manipulated into using it. Once an Islamic country switches currencies, they get either invaded and/or destroyed. Gaddafi wanted to drop the US dollar and start using gold instead, other Africans were on board and later these faux Arab springs in 2011 were created by the CIA and other intelligence services in order to overthrow Gaddafi, France's president Sarkozy joined because he secretly received millions from Gaddafi and if Gaddafi stayed in power then his corruption would have been exposed. Iran successfully switched currencies a few weeks ago and now this whole nuclear deal is in the talks again with Israel once again trying to convince others to stop an Islamic country. But you wouldn't know because you are retarded and are brainwashed into thinking capitalism is the best thing evar xDdd.
 
You're just another capitalist trying to enforce his deluded beliefs on another, hoping to make some profit. Why do you think Islamic countries use the US currency? They're being manipulated into using it. Once an Islamic country switches currencies, they get either invaded and/or destroyed. Gaddafi wanted to drop the US dollar and start using gold instead, other Africans were on board and later these faux Arab springs in 2011 were created by the CIA and other intelligence services in order to overthrow Gaddafi, France's president Sarkozy joined because he secretly received millions from Gaddafi and if Gaddafi stayed in power then his corruption would have been exposed. Iran successfully switched currencies a few weeks ago and now this whole nuclear deal is in the talks again with Israel once again trying to convince others to stop an Islamic country. But you wouldn't know because you are retarded and are brainwashed into thinking capitalism is the best thing evar xDdd.
KEK WTF? Are you one of those anti-capitalist antifa faggots? Capitalism works, socialism has always and will always fail.
Anyway, I digress, IDGAF what your political leanings are, the point remains that sukuk is all about circumventing something to give it a halaal coat but it's all hypocrisy at the end of the day.
 
KEK WTF? Are you one of those anti-capitalist antifa faggots? Capitalism works, socialism has always and will always fail.
Anyway, I digress, IDGAF what your political leanings are, the point remains that sukuk is all about circumventing something to give it a halaal coat but it's all hypocrisy at the end of the day.
Dude, it's a fact that all these so called wars and invasions are all because of the banking system. I don't know much about sukuk but I pointed out the fundamental difference between a western loan and an Islamic loan. The former expects interest on top in return and the latter expects the amount that was given away, nothing more and nothing less. I am not per se pro socialism but I am definitely not pro capitalism either. There are more systems than just these two, I'll take sharia.
 
Dude, it's a fact that all these so called wars and invasions are all because of the banking system. I don't know much about sukuk but I pointed out the fundamental difference between a western loan and an Islamic loan. The former expects interest on top in return and the latter expects the amount that was given away, nothing more and nothing less. I am not per se pro socialism but I am definitely not pro capitalism either. There are more systems than just these two, I'll take sharia.
You want to make it sound like wars are unfair and unethical while the truth is that wars are won by those who are actually [technologically] superior. Now, technology does include all those beautiful F-16s and Boeing Apache AH-64 helicopters, all the advanced guided missiles they can fire, nuclear weapons etc but it also includes the advanced banking system. I don't care how unethical or how unfair you believe these things are, they win wars and your 'takbeers' won't impress anyone except the few pedestrians you run over with a garbage truck.
 
https://islamqa.info/en/329

Since you're not supposed to masturbate and you're clearly not married, how do you get rid of blueballs? Serious question.

They get it off by fucking little boys and 7 year old girls, clearly. The family goat is another option if your nigger grandfather is too occupied with the latest newborn.
 
faith in god that's the literal point
 
I was addressing the '[ . . . ] how do you get rid of blueballs? [ . . . ]' constituent of O.-P..
 
Celibacy is a sin, too, so retain that in mind . . .
 
You want to make it sound like wars are unfair and unethical while the truth is that wars are won by those who are actually [technologically] superior. Now, technology does include all those beautiful F-16s and Boeing Apache AH-64 helicopters, all the advanced guided missiles they can fire, nuclear weapons etc but it also includes the advanced banking system. I don't care how unethical or how unfair you believe these things are, they win wars and your 'takbeers' won't impress anyone except the few pedestrians you run over with a garbage truck.
You're fucking retarded, dude. All the "wars," (actually invasions) in the Middle East are motivated by money. Enjoy your Fox news, maybe you'll join the cucks over at inceltears, you seem to fit right in.
 
Lower your gaze and pray five or more times a day
 
You're fucking retarded, dude. All the "wars," (actually invasions) in the Middle East are motivated by money. Enjoy your Fox news, maybe you'll join the cucks over at inceltears, you seem to fit right in.
"You're fucking retarded dude" says the guy who believes an invisible man in the sky named allah micro-manages everything every human does KEK. At least at 5 I knew Santa was fictitious KEKEKEK. Grow up man, those fairy tales aren't real.
Also you are completely besides the point. Of course wars are motivated by money, the point is who is able to win them (the technologically superior country, since weapons = technology)
 
"You're fucking retarded dude" says the guy who believes an invisible man in the sky named allah micro-manages everything every human does KEK. At least at 5 I knew Santa was fictitious KEKEKEK. Grow up man, those fairy tales aren't real.
Also you are completely besides the point. Of course wars are motivated by money, the point is who is able to win them (the technologically superior country, since weapons = technology)
You mad, capitalist? Capitalism is a cancer, communism too but not as grave as capitalism. Now go ahead and exploit others to make money, goyim!
 
You mad, capitalist? Capitalism is a cancer, communism too but not as grave as capitalism. Now go ahead and exploit others to make money, goyim!
Whenever i see a shithole country, communism, socialism or a primitive religion are always found too. Capitalism is simply the law of nature. It's brutal but so is life.
 
Whenever i see a shithole country, communism, socialism or a primitive religion are always found too. Capitalism is simply the law of nature. It's brutal but so is life.
It's not the law of nature, it's just a western system, pushed notably by the United States of Americunts. I'm sure there would have been other, compatible western systems if Europeans came up with them.
 
It's not the law of nature, it's just a western system, pushed notably by the United States of Americunts. I'm sure there would have been other, compatible western systems if Europeans came up with them.
Kek capitalism is not a system, it's what happens naturally when people trade their goods and services with each other. I don't know where you got brainwashed with those retarded leftist ideas.
 
Another loophole is how prostitution is haraam in Iran but they can marry a foid temporarily (say 1 day even) and then have sex with her and divorce her. The series of actions is exactly like prostitution but they are safe from sin because it wasn't called prostitution. Just fucking KEK.
Don't forget about bacha bazi where they fuck young boys to get around some stupid law about how allah forbids fucking young girls.
 
Don't forget about bacha bazi where they fuck young boys to get around some stupid law about how allah forbids fucking young girls.
Kek yeah and this is while homo sex is actually haraam too.
 
Kek capitalism is not a system, it's what happens naturally when people trade their goods and services with each other. I don't know where you got brainwashed with those retarded leftist ideas.
I'm not even a libtard, what's up with conservacucks thinking everyone who doesn't agree with them is a libtard?
 
I'm not even a libtard, what's up with conservacucks thinking everyone who doesn't agree with them is a libtard?
Gah you're stupid, it's your anti-capitalism that is pure leftism dude. Now leave me alone, you've derailed this thread with all your red herrings.
 
Gah you're stupid, it's your anti-capitalism that is pure leftism dude. Now leave me alone, you've derailed this thread with all your red herrings.
Typical conservacuck running away. Just lol. And then you say feminism is a cancer, well so is being a conservacuck.
 
Typical conservacuck running away. Just lol. And then you say feminism is a cancer, well so is being a conservacuck.
Typical Muslim who never truly rebukes anything and believes he wins the argument when the other gets bored of a discussion that goes nowhere. It's like playing chess with a pigeon, it will flap its wings, shit on the board, knock down pieces then fly away to his buddies and brag how it won the game.
 
Typical Muslim who never truly rebukes anything and believes he wins the argument when the other gets bored of a discussion that goes nowhere. It's like playing chess with a pigeon, it will flap its wings, shit on the board, knock down pieces then fly away to his buddies and brag how it won the game.
Americunts are truly a cancer, agreed.
 
Muslims are a funny bunch. They will cause drama over someone putting a ham sandwich in the fridge or the fact the chicken isn't halal.

Then the same fuckers are drinking alcohol, smoking cannabis and cheating on their wife with tarts left, right and centre. I see it all the time. The one day we actually had a Pakistani guy from the agency as an electricians mate who spent the whole day nipping off to the toilets to knock back vodka at the same time as preaching to us about western immorality. We realised he was pissed up when he went to open a door. Missed the handle, slid down the door and couldn't get back up.

While we're at it, why are Islamic state and the Taliban cruising around in Toyota Hillux's? Muslims hate Christians and Jews even though our relgions are all basically 3 branches of the same idea. Yet the Japs up until post WW2 worshiped the emperor as a living god. You lot still drive their cars though. Same with all the western infidel technology you all love when you'd be scratching around in the dirt without us.
 

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