Venting Dear 8-year-old me…

[Sadness]

Hi, little me! I'm you from the future!

The reason I'm talking to you is because you, little Sadness, have just experienced your first romantic feelings for the opposite sex! You're one of the first in your class to do so! You can thank your high T levels for that.

Now, there's something called sexual intercourse. You don't know what it is yet, and you won't know until later in your life. All you can imagine doing to a girl right now is kissing her. You wonder deeply what it's like to be kissed on the lips, and who can blame you? After all, you see it everywhere you go; in person, in movies, on TV - especially in those children's sitcoms that glamorize a character's "first kiss". As a result, you're starting to think of a "first kiss" as a customary milestone in one's youth, and you're correct.

So, now you're excitedly wondering "When will my first kiss be?". You're a smart kid, and you know that girls your age aren't into boys yet. Your most educated guess is in middle school - which still seems lightyears away - and you're all but certain that it'll happen before or during high school. It's an understandable guess, based on what you've seen in the media.

Unfortunately, I have some really bad news for you, kid. I'm 17 and I still haven't had my "first kiss". Yes, it's been nine years, I've lived more than twice your lifetime and I've still never kissed a girl.

You used to be the odd one out because you liked girls, and now I'm the odd one out for the opposite reason: because I've never done anything with a girl.

Do you notice how girls treat you now? They avoid you and think you're "gross", but that's just because they think that all boys are "gross". As you grow up, their attitudes towards other boys will change… but not towards you. They will be just as disgusted by you as they are right now, only it'll hurt a lot more because you'll see how well they'll treat other boys.

Do you remember those mean kids who bully you on the playground? Well, they're the ones who will be getting all the girls. I know, it's an injustice. They're the ones who will kiss girls in middle school, and do that "sex" thing in high school. The girls, who for some reason like to act like they're morally-superior beings, will watch in amusement as your bullies torment you, and later give them all the love that they don't deserve. However, if you try behaving like your bullies, you won't get the same results, you'll just be hated even more. Why the double standard, you ask? Well… it's complicated.

All I can say is: Buckle up, kiddo. You're in for a shitty ride.

 

[IronMike]

Trust me kid, there is a hell of a lot more suffering to go. You will feel like absolute shit when you get to your 20s and start experiencing a existential crisis

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Dear 8-year old me:
Kill yourself before you're old enough to know why killing yourself is the only option, that way, it will hurt less.

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

Trust me kid, there is a hell of a lot more suffering to go. You will feel like absolute shit when you get to your 20s and start experiencing a existential crisis

Yeah , im in that spot atm
The Loneliness just gets worse every year .
The Mental Illness , the Shame and Regret just gets worse .
When i was 17 i was still bluepilled tbh i dont know if its better or worse to be blackpilled so early .

 

[Lux]

What is it like to know that you are a biological dead end?

 

[Angry_runt]

Yes, it's been nine years, I've lived more than twice your lifetime and I've still never kissed a girl.

And I've lived more than twice of your lifetime. Most guys at my school had not yet kissed a girl at 17, but pretty much all those guys have had girlfriends since and most of those guys are now married and have kids. So maybe dial down the melodrama and wait a few years?

 

[Joelossus]

You're way younger than i thought tbh.

 

[Dionysus]

You're way younger than i thought tbh.

same here

 

[Vermilioncore]

To 8 y/o me:

"You will, in maybe 15 years, be in such a deep sludge of despair and pain that you will want to commit dead. Also, in 15 years you may get cancer too. Oh, and no job for you, no house, no car, no gf, no anything. So do yourself a favor and find an exit"

 

[GreaseCel]

And I've lived more than twice of your lifetime. Most guys at my school had not yet kissed a girl at 17, but pretty much all those guys have had girlfriends since and most of those guys are now married and have kids. So maybe dial down the melodrama and wait a few years?

This. JFL at crying so hard at 17. 22 and I’ve never had an intimate hug. Fucking kill me

 

[Haywire]

ffs im going to be 36. when will this hell end.

 

[Excluded]

I think i can predict the future. Cause i saw it, and i Saw me dieing alone and a young couple was fucking in graveyard next to my tomb. He impregnated her and i was there rotten. Or maybe is a weird dream

 

[BRCel123]

Never kissing when you`re 17 is not even a big deal, some normies are this way too... now try being 25 and kissless, then we`re talking business

 

[Sadness]

And I've lived more than twice of your lifetime.

Fucking lol at GenXcels. I'd kill to grow up in an era before social media. Consider yourself lucky.

Most guys at my school had not yet kissed a girl at 17

So what? We probably don't live in the same state, and maybe not even the same country. Why does it matter that at your school, it was either:
A. over for many men
or
B. extremely non-degenerate
if my school is the exact opposite?

but pretty much all those guys have had girlfriends since and most of those guys are now married and have kids.

Oh boy I can't wait to become a betabuxxer!

So maybe dial down the melodrama and wait a few years?

Then why can't you wait a few years yourself? With your logic, a 70-year-old could tell you that it's not over until you have gray hair.

 

[Cuyen]

You're way younger than i thought tbh.

 

[Napoleon de Geso]

Other boys grew into men, and I remained boy

 

[78980n]

I thought you were in college or something

 

[Sadness]

This. JFL at crying so hard at 17. I'm 22.

You're throwing stones from a glass house.

 

[WheelsofConfusion]

You’re at the exact age most guys lose their v-card. Who knows it could happen. Just remember if you graduate high school like you are now, it will only get harder for you. You have to follow the normal people life trajectory or your life will be over. That means you should be doing whatever necessary to get a social circle now, talk to the opposite sex, get off this site probably. If you have strong social anxiety do whatever it takes to get that shit fixed now

 

[iblamemyself]

Hello iblamemyself,

this is you, just 8 years old.
What the fuck are you doing?
At least you are sill alive.

Have a nice day, fag

 

[Deleted member 1042]

Go ER.

 

[Dark-Hatred]

Go ER.

Dear 8 Year old me. Go ER.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

And I've lived more than twice of your lifetime. Most guys at my school had not yet kissed a girl at 17, but pretty much all those guys have had girlfriends since and most of those guys are now married and have kids. So maybe dial down the melodrama and wait a few years?

 

[tooth monster]

Go ER.

 

[Angry_runt]

Fucking lol at GenXcels. I'd kill to grow up in an era before social media. Consider yourself lucky.

You've never heard a modem screaming, have you? It will haunt me to my grave...

Then why can't you wait a few years yourself? With your logic, a 70-year-old could tell you that it's not over until you have gray hair.

The difference is you're probably around or below the age most guys lose their virginity, so it's not unusual that you're a virgin.

So you're not Chad, tough shit, most guys aren't but that doesn't mean it's over for them.

 

[zangano1]

Dear 8 year old me: give up, theres nothing you can do

 

[happiless]

Dear 8-year-old me…
Lie down on a railroad and close your eyes. It will give you psychic powers like Mewtwo

 

[Theresastickinmyanus]

Wait until you reach your 20s

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Most guys at my school had not yet kissed a girl at 17

What kind of incel school did you go to??

Anyway, you cannot recover from missing out on teen love. And if you miss out on your early 20s then you should just rope because there's no hope.

 

[GreaseCel]

You're throwing stones from a glass house.

Cute

Edit my quotes more

 

[ihaveno1]

Dear 8-year old me:
Kill yourself before you're old enough to know why killing yourself is the only option

 

[NoCopeNoHope]

Most guys aren't getting anything today, regardless of age. JBs have dating apps and instagram. They don't date normies anymore.

 

[Angry_runt]

What kind of incel school did you go to??

They weren't incel, you can't be an incel at 17.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

They weren't incel, you can't be an incel at 17.

Kids start making out at 13. If you had no intimate contact with anyone at 17 it's pretty much guaranteed to be over.

 

[GoonCel]

dear 8 year old me, jsut lol its even mroewe over for u than fiore me jfl HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

 

[virgin4life]

Unfortunately, I have some really bad news for you, kid. I'm 17 and I still haven't had my "first kiss". Yes, it's been nine years, I've lived more than twice your lifetime and I've still never kissed a girl.

Dear thirty year old me,

you are thinking that now at 30 is your last chance to ascend. Look little brother...the thing is...you have NO CHANCE to ascend. You never had a chance. If you try you will only get hurt. Yes, go ahead and lose weight and yes go ahead and get a better job. But do it for yourself. Don't do it for women because I am now 37 and I can tell you that all of the attempts you are going to make over the next 7 years will DESTROY YOUR SOUL. Don't do it bro!

 

[Angry_runt]

Kids start making out at 13. If you had no intimate contact with anyone at 17 it's pretty much guaranteed to be over.

Sooo those kids from my school who were kissless virgins at 17 and then went on to have normal lives with girlfriends and marriages and all that... were they incels or not?

 

[virgin4life]

Sooo those kids from my school who were kissless virgins at 17 and then went on to have normal lives with girlfriends and marriages and all that... were they incels or not?

Anyone under 25 is not an incel. Simple as that.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Sooo those kids from my school who were kissless virgins at 17 and then went on to have normal lives with girlfriends and marriages and all that... were they incels or not?

>marriages

So they went on to become hubbycels? Finding some used up roast beef, putting a ring on her finger and making her pump out kids is not much better than being an incel.

 

[virgin4life]

So they went on to become hubbycels? Finding some used up roast beef, putting a ring on her finger and making her pump out kids is not much better than being an incel.

It is much worse than being incel.

 

[Angry_runt]

So they went on to become hubbycels? Finding some used up roast beef, putting a ring on her finger and making her pump out kids is not much better than being an incel.

Even Chads get married, and usually not to virgins.
And the question was whether they were incel or not. And they weren't... they were just average guys who went on to have average lives. They wouldn't belong here, and neither do 17 year olds.

 

[Deleted member 11159]

Even Chads get married, and usually not to virgins.
And the question was whether they were incel or not. And they weren't... they were just average guys who went on to have average lives. They wouldn't belong here, and neither do 17 year olds.

Average guys get some young pussy before they settle down and marry a roastie. Chads get lots of it. Marriage is just advanced escortcelling.

 

[Total Imbecile]

Dear 8-year old me:
Kill yourself before you're old enough to know why killing yourself is the only option, that way, it will hurt less.

Was just about to write this myself, beautifully said

Fucking lol at GenXcels. I'd kill to grow up in an era before social media. Consider yourself lucky.

So what? We probably don't live in the same state, and maybe not even the same country. Why does it matter that at your school, it was either:
A. over for many men
or
B. extremely non-degenerate
if my school is the exact opposite?

Oh boy I can't wait to become a betabuxxer!

Then why can't you wait a few years yourself? With your logic, a 70-year-old could tell you that it's not over until you have gray hair.

Legit tbh, while it is still not over for you at 17 you shouldve at least lost your virginity, its safe to say that you will likely never make love to your cute 14 year old girlfriend unless you want to sexoffendermaxx

You have every right to be angry for being a virgin at 17 and missing out on early teen love

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Was just about to write this myself, beautifully said


Legit tbh, while it is still not over for you at 17 you shouldve at least lost your virginity, its safe to say that you will likely never make love to your cute 14 year old girlfriend unless you want to sexoffendermaxx

You have every right to be angry for being a virgin at 17 and missing out on early teen love

He can surgerymaxx and move to Italy or Germany where the AoC laws are less cucked...

All the light blue countries on the map are the ones with the least cucked AoC laws...

Notice how cucked Turkey is? Bring back the Ottomans for fuck sake...

 

[Deleted member 1252]

Dear 8-year old me:
Kill yourself before you're old enough to know why killing yourself is the only option, that way, it will hurt less.

 

[truthpill]

Kids start making out at 13. If you had no intimate contact with anyone at 17 it's pretty much guaranteed to be over.

Can confirm, girls treated me like shit throughout middle and HS, if girls don't treat you like a human then you know it's over

 

[Sadness]

Legit tbh, while it is still not over for you at 17 you shouldve at least lost your virginity, its safe to say that you will likely never make love to your cute 14 year old girlfriend unless you want to sexoffendermaxx

You have every right to be angry for being a virgin at 17 and missing out on early teen love

That isn't even the worst part. The fact that I've never managed to even kiss a girl (something that boys should do by 14 at the absolute latest) is the worst part.

 

[Deleted member 1042]

That isn't even the worst part. The fact that I've never managed to even kiss a girl (something that boys should do by 14 at the absolute latest) is the worst part.

You are 17? Holy shit teencel gtfo and looksmax. YOu still have time.

 

[pp183]

have you even graduated yet?

You are 17? Holy shit teencel gtfo and looksmax. YOu still have time.

 

[Enlightened_Alien]

I dont think its complicated at all. You're just ugly.