Water alert before you read, I'm just complaining.
I finished Dead Island 2 yesterday with a bitter taste in my mouth, I really liked the gameplay, you could see that the development team behind the game design and combat were really focused on making it fun and engaging; hitting zombies with heavy weapons felt like you were hitting them HARD, and the dismemberment was also really nice. But that's the only compliments I can give to this game because the rest is absolutely horrendous.
The crafting system was garbage but I want to focus on the woke part which is pretty much everything else. You start the game by picking one of the playable characters when the plane crashes, everyone is acting tough, calm and collected while Ryan (the only white guy which was the one I picked) was screaming like a pussy. I don't remember much of the first half of the game bc I dropped it after I got bored and started playing Metro Exodus, but you're treated like a bitch by everybody you meet, and guess what, they're all women. The biggest offender is Emma Jaunt, I wanted to rip her head off ever since I met that bitch in-game and sadly she does not die and is one of the main characters, she's a celebrity in the DI2 world and has a personal assistant named Michael, he's a disgusting cuck that keeps walking around eggshells for her and she treats him like shit, he's also one of the few white characters in this game, a white dude that loves being cucked by the black man Emma dates (Sam B from the first game). I checked the wiki, I don't know if it's true but he's of JOOish descent.
Pretty much all you do the rest of the game is meaningless fetch quests while killing zombies and being ordered around by toilets you meet throughout the story, but the shit that pissed me off the most was near the finale, you get to a hotel to meet the doctor that needed your blood (SPOILERS not that you care), the player is immune to the infection. You meet him, you guys talk, you do more fetch questing and his daughter goes missing, so you have to find her. And when you do, you wish you hadn't, she is the most insufferable, ugly hag I have ever had the displeasure to meet in a videogame, her face looks like she was ran by a truck and she's got the Spider-Man 2 Miles Morales hair. You do a quest for her to investigate what her father's hiding and why does he really need your blood and you eventually run into a secret lab, kill zombies, get to the end of it and fight a mini-boss. Cutscene, the player starts going crazy and the Dr.'s daughter comes in when the player is not himself, so you attack her and she SOLOS you, with nothing but a cross-bow and a fuckass knife, mind you, first time the player gets the rage ability (he kinda becomes a zombie but is sentient, something like that) you decimate a hoarde of zombies that surround you, and you're pretty much invincible while at it, and you get beaten up by Shaniqua with a knife and her scrawny arms. That's when I paused the game and stared at the screen for a good three minutes, that was the worst piece of girlbossing I've ever seen in a videogame ever before and that says a lot.
Skipping to the end, I'm already tired of typing, you find out that the Dr. is actually the one who caused the outbreak and that you're special because you're connected to other immune people that have special superpowers for some reason, and the hero of the story is NOT you, it's his daughter, she is the cure to the infection, yes. You play the game for at least 20 hours doing mindless bullshit for other people and you aren't the hero that saves everybody; it's the black girlboss, and to add insult to injury, you get a sample of the cure and instead of curing yourself, the player gives it to Sam B. And no, you don't have any romantic choices in the game, you do a bunch of shit to other people and can't even get pussy, mindblowing. JBB I guess.
So yeah this game is abhorrent in everything that it tries, I didn't even tell you about the secondary missions which have even more useless white men and girlbosses, I don't need to, you already got the message. If you want to laugh a bit more, just take a look at the team of living soyjaks and toilets that worked on this.
I finished Dead Island 2 yesterday with a bitter taste in my mouth, I really liked the gameplay, you could see that the development team behind the game design and combat were really focused on making it fun and engaging; hitting zombies with heavy weapons felt like you were hitting them HARD, and the dismemberment was also really nice. But that's the only compliments I can give to this game because the rest is absolutely horrendous.
The crafting system was garbage but I want to focus on the woke part which is pretty much everything else. You start the game by picking one of the playable characters when the plane crashes, everyone is acting tough, calm and collected while Ryan (the only white guy which was the one I picked) was screaming like a pussy. I don't remember much of the first half of the game bc I dropped it after I got bored and started playing Metro Exodus, but you're treated like a bitch by everybody you meet, and guess what, they're all women. The biggest offender is Emma Jaunt, I wanted to rip her head off ever since I met that bitch in-game and sadly she does not die and is one of the main characters, she's a celebrity in the DI2 world and has a personal assistant named Michael, he's a disgusting cuck that keeps walking around eggshells for her and she treats him like shit, he's also one of the few white characters in this game, a white dude that loves being cucked by the black man Emma dates (Sam B from the first game). I checked the wiki, I don't know if it's true but he's of JOOish descent.
Pretty much all you do the rest of the game is meaningless fetch quests while killing zombies and being ordered around by toilets you meet throughout the story, but the shit that pissed me off the most was near the finale, you get to a hotel to meet the doctor that needed your blood (SPOILERS not that you care), the player is immune to the infection. You meet him, you guys talk, you do more fetch questing and his daughter goes missing, so you have to find her. And when you do, you wish you hadn't, she is the most insufferable, ugly hag I have ever had the displeasure to meet in a videogame, her face looks like she was ran by a truck and she's got the Spider-Man 2 Miles Morales hair. You do a quest for her to investigate what her father's hiding and why does he really need your blood and you eventually run into a secret lab, kill zombies, get to the end of it and fight a mini-boss. Cutscene, the player starts going crazy and the Dr.'s daughter comes in when the player is not himself, so you attack her and she SOLOS you, with nothing but a cross-bow and a fuckass knife, mind you, first time the player gets the rage ability (he kinda becomes a zombie but is sentient, something like that) you decimate a hoarde of zombies that surround you, and you're pretty much invincible while at it, and you get beaten up by Shaniqua with a knife and her scrawny arms. That's when I paused the game and stared at the screen for a good three minutes, that was the worst piece of girlbossing I've ever seen in a videogame ever before and that says a lot.
Skipping to the end, I'm already tired of typing, you find out that the Dr. is actually the one who caused the outbreak and that you're special because you're connected to other immune people that have special superpowers for some reason, and the hero of the story is NOT you, it's his daughter, she is the cure to the infection, yes. You play the game for at least 20 hours doing mindless bullshit for other people and you aren't the hero that saves everybody; it's the black girlboss, and to add insult to injury, you get a sample of the cure and instead of curing yourself, the player gives it to Sam B. And no, you don't have any romantic choices in the game, you do a bunch of shit to other people and can't even get pussy, mindblowing. JBB I guess.
So yeah this game is abhorrent in everything that it tries, I didn't even tell you about the secondary missions which have even more useless white men and girlbosses, I don't need to, you already got the message. If you want to laugh a bit more, just take a look at the team of living soyjaks and toilets that worked on this.
