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Day in the life of Chad (satire)

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- 07:00: Wake-up, lie in bed well the becky he slept with makes him breakfast
- 07:30: Becky feeds him breakfast while massaging his leg
- 08:00: Becky blows him before heading to work
- 08:30: Chad opens Tinder and sees 100 new nudes. He tells them he is a Nazi and in return he gets 2 more nudes from each
- 09:30: Chad walks over to the campus and into a the Women's only drom. Security guards lets him go after he gives her a hug
- 10:00: Chad goes from room to room, using his Chaddiness to open the doors; and fondles and kisses every woman who is sitll sleeping. They let him do it cause he is Chad
- 11:00: Chad needs a break so he visits one of his Becky orbiters and uses her shower and lies on the couch watching Baywatch reruns
- 12:00: Chad demands Becky2 make lunch for him which she does. In return, he and Becky make out and have sex
- 13:00: Chad heads to the gym for a 3 hour mega-workout session. While there he uses his Chadiness to get every work out machine he needs and gets a Becky to wait on him. He also slaps the butts of every Woman in Yoga Pants and gives them a rating
- 16:00: Chad is feeling religious so he walks to an afternoon church service. He asks for forgivness guarnateeing him heaven. A nun impressed by Chad's devoutness and Godliness invites him over to her office where they fuck. He then takes everything from the charity box since he is technically unemployed and relies on money to fund his lifestyle
- 18:00: Chad is feeling more religious so he walks into the Women's section of a mosque and prays with them, making sure to touch every Woman and take of their hijabs in the process. One Woman gets so enamoured with his desire to learn about other cultures that she fucks him in the mosque when it closes
- 20:00: Chad goes back on Tinder and sets up a 5-star restaurant date with Stacey. Now of course Chad and Stacey can dine for free as Stacey gets all the costs covered from CashApp. Chad and Stacey then go clubbing where Chad dances with a 100 other stacies and grabs every Woman in attendance. He then steals the bartender's tip jars and uses that pay a hotel room for Chad and Stacey for the night
- 23:00: Chad and Stacey have a fantasy sex scene and laugh at all the Brads, Beckies, and all the various cels out there struggling with life. They then decide to be charitable the next day. Chad will allow an obese trailer park Woman to sleep with him; and Stacey will allow an Asian Stem Nerd to take her out and be graced with a hug from her
 
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Day in the life of OP
 
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Chad after getting a sexually transmitted disease, which turns out to be fatal, this is where the fun begins.
 
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Not even chad can get away with that
 
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Chad Is as Chad does
 

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