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Venting Damn it I wanna fuck an escort

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MUST. INSERT. DICK. INTO. PUSSY.
Seriously I think this time is for real.
Any advice?
 
MUST. INSERT. DICK. INTO. PUSSY.
Seriously I think this time is for real.
Any advice?
Its pretty simple to find one from what I heard but its probably gonna be a shit experience ngl I will do it too if I can ascend in this year
 
do research first
 
Do it - I'm going to go and fuck my favourite hooker next week. Haven't seen here since Christmas.

Book an hour - don't expect miracles. It's all well and good for her to be attractive but look at some reviews if possible you probably want a girl who is nice and gentle and good at her job rather than some giga stacey with fake tits who does porn star experience. You want a regular GFE and maybe tell her you aren't experienced. My first time my dick misbehaved because I was nervous but I managed to seal the deal in the end.

I don't know about other guys but I always make sure I am as hygienic as possible before I see a girl. It's good manners and makes the meeting go smoother.
 
Do it - I'm going to go and fuck my favourite hooker next week. Haven't seen here since Christmas.

Book an hour - don't expect miracles. It's all well and good for her to be attractive but look at some reviews if possible you probably want a girl who is nice and gentle and good at her job rather than some giga stacey with fake tits who does porn star experience. You want a regular GFE and maybe tell her you aren't experienced. My first time my dick misbehaved because I was nervous but I managed to seal the deal in the end.

I don't know about other guys but I always make sure I am as hygienic as possible before I see a girl. It's good manners and makes the meeting go smoother.
What's she like brocel?

Same, seeing my fav sugarfoid next week.
 
How much do they usually cost in your country?
Per hour?
Street walkers and oldies are maybe $100 or so. Bowl of noodles $150 to $400. Brothels from $150. Regular escorts $300. High end $400.

If you have enough experience and charisma to do sugaring, it varies a lot. Could be as expensive as $1000 per meet.

Currently I'm doing sugarcel and not escortcel.
I'm paying around $300 or so for half a day or a whole day.
 
What's she like brocel?

Same, seeing my fav sugarfoid next week.
5'4'', dark hair, curvy, big boobs, late 30's. I first saw her in 2013. She retired for a few years but returned to the game in 2018.

She is basically a sex addict and loves cock and gives the best blow jobs I have ever had. She even says I can bust in her mouth if I want to. Although I have never done that with her before I am tempted to do it next week. I'm quite fond of her (as fond as a man can be of a hooker).
 
Ur first time is gonna be awkward af
 
5'4'', dark hair, curvy, big boobs, late 30's. I first saw her in 2013. She retired for a few years but returned to the game in 2018.

She is basically a sex addict and loves cock and gives the best blow jobs I have ever had. She even says I can bust in her mouth if I want to. Although I have never done that with her before I am tempted to do it next week. I'm quite fond of her (as fond as a man can be of a hooker).
:feelsYall: Sounds like a great service foid.
 
CUCKS CUCKS CUCKS FUCK CUCKS
 
Call them fucking whores or simply prostitutes. What the fuck is this escort simp bullshit. @based_meme
Bro, you can't offend m'lady. How dare you call them WHORES?!
 
Thailandmaxxx. The condom costs more than the whore does
 

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