What came first, the chicken or the egg?

[ONION BURPS]

For an egg to exist there must have been two chickens to fuck and make an egg. Where did the two chickens come from?

There must be a God, no? Who/what made the two chickens? I'm not even saying it is the christcuck concept of God. But, some architect made this world. I think this silly saying proves we are in a simulation.

 

[Monke]

Dinosaurs laid eggs long before chickens were a thing. Egg.

 

[ONION BURPS]

Dinosaurs laid eggs long before chickens were a thing. Egg.

I'm a conspiracy theory cel, so I don't believe in dinosaurs. The bones they have in museums are paper machē. "They" are the only ones with access to the "real" bones....

And even if that was true, where did the two dinosaurs come from?

 

[Bianor]

I'm a conspiracy theory cel, so I don't believe in dinosaurs. The bones they have in museums are paper machē. "They" are the only ones with access to the "real" bones....

And even if that was true, where did the two dinosaurs come from?

Dinosaurs went to space

 

[Diddy]

The egg

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

I CHOOSE THE EGG

BECAUSE I WANT MY SPERM TO FERTILIZE A WOMAN'S EGG

 

[RossProofArch]

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