LDAR Damn. I'm no longer a 20 year old virgin.

[Zielony4]

I am now a 21 year old virgin. Brutal af. I always wanted to make this corny foreveralone esque joke lol.

Damn, I'm no longer one of the younger folks on this sub/site. I'm able to drink legally in my area and go to bars and things. Not that I'll actually go. Damn, I thought it was bad last year, but fast forward a year, I took that time for granted. "I'm incel, things cannot get any worse" is some hardcore cope as much as I dislike throwing around that word. For incels, things always get worse. It's okay, I'll feel even worse being a 22 year old virgin. Jesus. I can't imagine that shit.

It's 20 minutes past midnight right now though. I'll sleep, wake up to no happy birthday texts while Chad and Stacy gets all. I'll post here and on braincels for a bit and probably keep myself occupied till the day ends. I'm on spring break while I'll spend LDARing and doing my assignments, finishing most of them today. Brutal af.

 

[torujo]

happy birthday brother

 

[gstvtrp]

you are still young. You can still make it.

 

[Zielony4]

happy birthday brother

Damn, thanks. ❤

 

[Zielony4]

you are still young. You can still make it.

I think 23 would be the cutoff for me, aka, the age I graduate college.

 

[theultimate341]

you are still young. You can still make it.

cope not everyone is a slayer like you

 

[theultimate341]

HBD @Zielony4

 

[not_here_4_points]

Happy birthday.

 

[Zielony4]

HBD @Zielony4

Damn, thanks. ❤

 

[Zielony4]

Happy birthday.

Thanks ❤

 

[Deleted member 1269]

Happy birthday

 

[Total Imbecile]

I am now a 21 year old virgin. Brutal af. I always wanted to make this corny foreveralone esque joke lol.

Damn, I'm no longer one of the younger folks on this sub/site. I'm able to drink legally in my area and go to bars and things. Not that I'll actually go. Damn, I thought it was bad last year, but fast forward a year, I took that time for granted. "I'm incel, things cannot get any worse" is some hardcore cope as much as I dislike throwing around that word. For incels, things always get worse. It's okay, I'll feel even worse being a 22 year old virgin. Jesus. I can't imagine that shit.

It's 20 minutes past midnight right now though. I'll sleep, wake up to no happy birthday texts while Chad and Stacy gets all. I'll post here and on braincels for a bit and probably keep myself occupied till the day ends. I'm on spring break while I'll spend LDARing and doing my assignments, finishing most of them today. Brutal af.

Im a 21 yold KV as well OP, turning 21 is brutal... Doesnt 19 feel insanely young now? Id do anything to be 19 again let alone 18, 17, 16 or 15.

 

[Zielony4]

Damn, this'll be me today :')

 

[Zielony4]

Happy birthday

Thanks! ❤

 

[Zielony4]

Im a 21 yold KV as well OP, turning 21 is brutal... Doesnt 19 feel insanely young now? Id do anything to be 19 again let alone 18, 17, 16 or 15.

It really is. I honestly dreaded turning 20 than I did 21. Just seemed more like a milestone. Or maybe I just gave up and don't mind as much. I literally told myself I wish I could permanently be 19. I though this when I was 19, it's like the fine line for a guy in his prime and with not too much obligation. But for us I don't think it matters much.

 

[Deleted member 1269]

View attachment 6039

Damn, this'll be me today :')

Lmaoooooo at zyros and the shit editing.

 

[Zielony4]

Lmaoooooo at zyros and the shit editing.

Lol that pic is so nostalgic. The Asian guy next to zyros made the pic. I'm mad he forgot ER though.

 

[Deleted member 4760]

I think 23 would be the cutoff for me, aka, the age I graduate college.

That was my personal cue too. I got 23 when I finally hit it off wheith a hooker. 2 months after completing college.

Good luck.

 

[Total Imbecile]

It really is. I honestly dreaded turning 20 than I did 21. Just seemed more like a milestone. Or maybe I just gave up and don't mind as much. I literally told myself I wish I could permanently be 19. I though this when I was 19, it's like the fine line for a guy in his prime and with not too much obligation. But for us I don't think it matters much.

I would agree, realizing youre no longer a teen is brutal. Every time I hear people talk about teenagers now I always get sad when I remember that theyre not talking about me.

Also no more milestones past 21. Being able to legally buy alcohol is the last perk you unlock.

 

[Jockcel]

You are still young dude. You need to be 25+ to be oldcel.

 

[Zielony4]

That was my personal cue too. I got 23 when I finally hit it off wheith a hooker. 2 months after completing college.

Good luck.

Ahh damn. I wonder if I'll finally just give in and start escortcelling. Right now, on completely against it but that might change. I can't tell now.

Thanks for the good luck wish. ❤

2017 and age 20 was just awful.

 

[Zielony4]

I would agree, realizing youre no longer a teen is brutal. Every time I hear people talk about teenagers now I always get sad when I remember that theyre not talking about me.

Also no more milestones past 21. Being able to legally buy alcohol is the last perk you unlock.

Damn, only negative milestones from here on out. 25 year old and virgin, 30 and never accomplished anything, etc.

 

[Incelibate anarchist]

Happy birthday bro. Maybe now you can run "cool adult who can buy us beer" game. Get some PRIME pussy while you're still young enough so their not creeped out.

 

[Zielony4]

You are still young dude. You need to be 25+ to be oldcel.

Yea, I'm not oldcel. But at 21, I don't consider myself a youngcel anymore. I joined incels when I was 19 and was about the youngest here and it was a small community. A 19 year old was the one who invited me.

 

[Total Imbecile]

Damn, only negative milestones from here on out. 25 year old and virgin, 30 and never accomplished anything, etc.

Also happy birthday! Forgot to say it..

 

[Zielony4]

Happy birthday bro. Maybe now you can run "cool adult who can buy us beer" game. Get some PRIME pussy while you're still young enough so their not creeped out.

LOL damn. I could go buy some jb's beer in exchange for some sex

Thanks for the birthday wish. ❤

 

[Zielony4]

Also happy birthday! Forgot to say it..

Thanks ❤

No worries about forgetting. It's only 45 minutes into the day.

 

[Deleted member 2047]

you are still young. You can still make it.

Cope. If you're a virgin at 18 its already weird and your life will be subpar. Past 20, its over.

 

[Zielony4]

Cope. If you're a virgin at 18 its already weird and your life will be subpar. Past 20, its over.

After your first semester of college is finished, for most people that's between 18 and 19, most of your fate is sealed. Pretty much everyone gets laid in college. Lots of people are frisky as hell in freshman year except us.

 

[NothingButALoser]

Don't worry about it. It will be even worse next year.

 

[TheRealChincel]

Sorry to hear that, OP.

 

[incel4life]

How is work at Toys R Us?

 

[Braincel14w]

Happy Birthday!

 

[newcel997]

happy birthday, but damn that title was clickbaity. i was so happy for you

 

[Bushladen008]

Happy birthday time goes faster as you grow older , use it carefully

 

[_incelinside]

Happy Birthday, ur my fav janitorcel

 

[Zielony4]

Don't worry about it. It will be even worse next year.

Damn, that's true. I thought last year was bad, but today is worse. Today is better than being a 22 year old virgin.

 

[NothingButALoser]

Damn, that's true. I thought last year was bad, but today is worse. Today is better than being a 22 year old virgin.

Yep. ALways remember that it only gets worse

 

[Zielony4]

Sorry to hear that, OP.

Thanks. Next year will be worse, I took last year for granted, even though they were all terrible.

 

[Zielony4]

How is work at Toys R Us?

I didn't work there for too long. It was pretty dead when I worked there which made it easy. Lots of milfs though.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Damn idk what is worse, to be a non-virgin oldcel or to be a virgin youngcel.
I think I'll stick to staying an oldcel as I'm closer to death at least.

 

[Zielony4]

Happy Birthday!

Damn, thanks ❤

 

[Zielony4]

happy birthday, but damn that title was clickbaity. i was so happy for you

Nah, it's an overused thing by non hateful Reddit incel members. I always wanted to use it myself lol.

Thanks for the wishes ❤

 

[Zielony4]

Happy birthday time goes faster as you grow older , use it carefully

True. I took all those years for granted. I need to savour the next few.

Thanks ❤

 

[Zielony4]

Happy Birthday, ur my fav janitorcel

Damn, thanks ❤

I can't see reports for some reason. I miss responding to those.

 

[Zielony4]

Damn idk what is worse, to be a non-virgin oldcel or to be a virgin youngcel.
I think I'll stick to staying an oldcel as I'm closer to death at least.

Yea that's kinda true.

 

[Zielony4]

21 year old virgin is pretty much ogre.

I’d probably say 20 is the point of no return as you’ve missed out on teen love.

I was on r/incels a while back, and on the day before I turned 20, people made posts saying it's over if you haven't got laid by 20.

 

[Chris-Chan]

Enjoy your birthday mate!

 

[Zielony4]

Enjoy your birthday mate!

Thank you very much ❤

 

[NYincel]

Happy Birthday, and remember 40 isn't that far away :lol: