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DAILY REMINDER: the devil was a Chad, and Jesus wan an ugly incel.

Crustaciouse

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The devil is described as the most beautiful angel in heaven.
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While Jesus is described as being unnatractive and thus cannot rely on appearance to gain support.
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Even people from 200 thousand years ago knew that chads where evil and incels are the true good.
 
basically, the most beautiful angel was the one that got too arrogant.

and God knew that mans looks at the outer appearance, so to avoid the halo effect, he manifested himself as an average person while he was on earth.
 
In Islam, satan is the most hideous being ever. So hideous that you can't look at him without having an heart attack or some shit.
 
Stanx22 said:
In Islam, satan is the most hideous being ever. So hideous that you can't look at him without having an heart attack or some shit.
Wtf was he all ways that ugly or did he get corrupted?
I guess the Muslims aren't as blackpilled as the christians.
 
Crustaciouse said:
Wtf was he all ways that ugly or did he get corrupted?
I guess the Muslims aren't as blackpilled as the christians.

He had always been ugly i think, but got a whole lot uglier after he went shit. And for blackpills in Islam, read surah yusuf.
 
>born a poor ethicel (jew in Roman Empire)
>dad got cucked by God
>had no friends growing up, debated old men in the Synagogue
>lived at home until he was 30
>managed to gain a following of 12 bros
>they all betray him
>best friend pretends not know him when femoids ask
>arrested by Chad Romans for crime he didn't commit
>died a virgin
>came back to life and some of his friends didn't believe him
Jesus was a truecel
 
So that's how he controls so many people
 
i have to go devil's advocate on this one

it could just be that god did so much sick shit in the bible and allowed so much injustice that lucifer was sickened by his leadership and chose to rebel.

daily reminder god killed 20+ million people in the bible

satan killed like, what? less than 10? AT MOST? and all those kills were ordered and condoned by god himself as a test in the book of job.

even then, some historians dispute that it was satan who did these killings.
 

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