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Total Imbecile

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How does that work for the personality argument

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Seriously, how do normies explain hitler having a gf?
 
he was a war criminal (i see him as a war hero tho) and got a gf, IT won't touch that

Im tempted to bring up the 6 trillion but it never happened so I cant hold it against him
 
("he was charismatic so it doesn't count")>:soy:
 
To quote @Hate_my_life , IT : he had a PHD IN MANIPULATION :feels::feels::feels:
 
How would the leader of a country not have the chance to get pussy?
 
they'll say he forced her
 
Obviously because Der Furher had a big bratwurst.


All joking aside he was seen as a savior for the german people and he became popular during the 1930's and 1940's where it seems like you had to be a deformed psych-patient to not get laid.
 
Just start a world war theory.

Even then Hitler was based imo he wanted the evil jews 6 ft under after all
 
Well, do you think the germans saw him as the devil back then? He was the leader of their country. He made their country the richest and most powerful nation. He destroyed the enemies. He was a fucking Chad just based on the statusmaxxing...
I wish I was a part of Hitlers army. I'd invade France and rape some women, idc. (And for the last time, I'm not a fed lmao)
 
I was just thinking about this the other day, it’s brutal.

Hitler had a gf, if you don’t have a Gf you are literally worse than hitler.
 
He'd be normie tier by today's standards.
 
Seriously, how do normies explain hitler having a gf?

If you are referring to Eva Braun, they actually got married.
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Fucking cute as hell, she was signing the marriage certificate "Eva B..." before she realized she fucked up and corrected it to be Eva B Hitler

They both died less than 40 hours after getting married so I guess that would've been enough time to ascend.

We know that Eva and Adolf were pure virgins who saved themselves for marriage of course. Very romantic.

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She had a pair of Scottish terriers named Negus and Stasi. Knowing what we do about the dog pill she probably let them give her oral sex at least.

Hitler was obviously educated about the dogpill which is why you can see him keeping his (German) Shepherd "Blondi" at a distance from Eva, as he clearly wants to fuck her.

This was also why Hitler executed Blondi with a cyanide capsule the day he and Eva got married, so she wouldn't be thinking of fucking Blondi while taking Hitler's cock.
 
Hitler was obviously educated about the dogpill which is why you can see him keeping his (German) Shepherd "Blondi" at a distance from Eva, as he clearly wants to fuck her.

:lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
This isn't a fucking joke friend...
On June 28, 1935, Nazi Germany enacted legislation that created a separate category in Paragraph 175 for "fornication with animals" and penalized with up to five years in prison.

In 1949, East Germany was created and the country never considered bestiality an offense during the country's existence.

Zoophilia was exempt from punishment in over 80% of European countries in the 1950s
One of the many factors WW2 was about.
 
Or maybe you were laughing at me because I didn't realize that Blondi was a girl?

I don't care, she still wants to lick Eva's pussy.

I hope Hitler at least ascended with Blondi before he poisoned the bitch.
 
he wasnt a incel he was a incest baby.
 
The normie argument isn't that you need a good personality to get laid. The argument is "The only way you're gonna get laid and have a bad personality is if you take advantage of a vulnerable or stupid or easily manipulated woman."
 
But Hitler did nothing wrong. He only invaded Poland to reclaim previously German territory taken away due to the treaty of Versailles. He wasn't a warmonger, his goals was to just reunite the German people into one nation. The holocaust was a hoax too. Auschwitz only ran for three years, killing 1 million people and with only 45 ovens. How long does it take to cremate a body? Roughly 90 minutes and that's with modern cremating technology. 90 mins x 1 million = 1,500,000 hours. 1,500,000 divided by 24 = 62500 days. There were 46 ovens at Auschwitz so 62500 divided by 46 (assuming all the ovens were running at the same time) = 1358 days which equals 3.7 years. As I said before the camp only ran for three years. Don't forget I am giving the the benefit of the doubt. This is assuming they had modern cremation technology and that their ovens ran 24 hours a day all the time, not even turning them off for repair or maintenance.
 
It's cause he had a good personality
 
status helped
 
But Hitler did nothing wrong. He only invaded Poland to reclaim previously German territory taken away due to the treaty of Versailles.
That wasn't the ONLY reason for it. You must also recall that the Polish (led by Polish Jews) were engaging in purges, murdering thousands of ethnic Germans who had been absorbed by Poland. The invasion was just as much (if not more) to rescue his countrymen as to reclaim his nation's territory.

This is pretty similar to how Russia was justified in absorbing Crimea because it's government fell apart and the Crimeans were mostly ethnic-Russia and wanted to rejoin their people.

Plus the Polacks also attacked Gleiwitz and other radio towers in German territory, which the allies tried to spin later on as a false flag incident, conveniently letting their sole "witness" to that theory escape.
 
What's up with the retarded Nazi worshipping in this thread? Alt-rightcels should fuck off back to 4chan
 
Hitler was apparently asexual and was very concerned about hygiene
 
Women like men who do evil things. this actually supports the personality argument
 
Hitler almost took over the world after rising to power in the poorest country in Europe. :chad:
That said, Hitler was trying to preserve nationalism in European countries and prevent the absolute fuckery of this post WW2 world.
 
That wasn't the ONLY reason for it. You must also recall that the Polish (led by Polish Jews) were engaging in purges, murdering thousands of ethnic Germans who had been absorbed by Poland. The invasion was just as much (if not more) to rescue his countrymen as to reclaim his nation's territory.

This is pretty similar to how Russia was justified in absorbing Crimea because it's government fell apart and the Crimeans were mostly ethnic-Russia and wanted to rejoin their people.

Plus the Polacks also attacked Gleiwitz and other radio towers in German territory, which the allies tried to spin later on as a false flag incident, conveniently letting their sole "witness" to that theory escape.
I didn't hear any of this in history class. I remember we never learnt about the actual war or what led up to it, we just skipped all of that and got on with the holocaust. JFL
 
How does that work for the personality argument

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Seriously, how do normies explain hitler having a gf?
Funny thing is he was incel BEFORE he became a big shot in the national socialist party.
 
Hitler hated jews because they didn't buy any of his paintings
 
I didn't hear any of this in history class.
I remember we never learnt about the actual war or what led up to it,
we just skipped all of that and got on with the holocaust.
JFL
If you ask why they omit this, they'll basically just say that it was "Nazi propaganda" meanwhile being the victors they can easily bury any evidence of the ethnic cleansing that Poland was doing to left-behind Germans in the 20s/30s, and say that Poles never attacked German radio towers.

Basically anything that could possibly justify German counter-attack (self defense) has to be erased from the books to fit the "unjustified conquerors" narrative. With the 8 gorillion holohoax thrown on for good measure.

Hitler hated jews because they didn't buy any of his paintings
That's bullshit, you probably just watched 2002 film "Max" or some shit.

Samuel Morgenstern was Jewish and bought several of them.
 

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