NSFW Cyclops experiment - would you date a girl with one eye (instead of two eyes) if she also worked THREE jobs?

[Sheogorath]

I feel like if she was working three jobs she might not have much time to spend with me.

How could our relationship survive such distance?

I'm really impressed because most foids are lazy while this one sells books, cooking supplies and school supplies.

But she seems like a big of a workaholic. Would she be willing to schedule time to cuddle with me?

 

[bigantennaemay1]

I'd date Leela, if she wasn't a typical stuck-up foid.

 

[crestfallencel]

 

[erenyeager]

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I feel like if she was working three jobs she might not have much time to spend with me.

How could our relationship survive such distance?

I'm really impressed because most foids are lazy while this one sells books, cooking supplies and school supplies.

But she seems like a big of a workaholic. Would she be willing to schedule time to cuddle with me?

I'd date one of the toads in amphibia like Braddock. But she's taken by a toadcel. All I have left is the Hispanic chick in owl house but she's lesbianm[UWSL]axxxing like always[/UWSL]

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Sapphire stacy

 

[Sheogorath]

I'd date Leela, if she wasn't a typical stuck-up foid.

maybe she has less of an attitude earlier in life?

I'd date one of the toads in amphibia like Braddock.

kinda sad that even in the mere two lewds she's appeared in she's still only in a supporting role =/

not sure why you mention her tho she has 2 eyes and 1 job

But she's taken by a toadcel.

maybe he's gay

All I have left is the Hispanic chick in owl house but she's lesbianm[UWSL]axxxing like always[/UWSL]

Luz and Amity are both bisexual so they can still fuck men in addition to each other.

The idea neither would fuck a man is just radfem pressure for a retcon but both were swooning for guys in s1

Sapphire stacy

is she from a monster girl anime or something? feel like I seen he rbefore

 

[lemon21]

I'd date anything at this point

 

[Rhaast]

No

 

[Sheogorath]

No

what is your reason

 

[Rhaast]

what is your reason

Not attracted to deformed females.

 

[Sheogorath]

Not attracted to deformed females.

she is correctly formed for her monster species

 

[Rhaast]

she is correctly formed for her monster species

Im not into fucking other species

 

[Sheogorath]

Im not into fucking other species

why you gotta be a such a racist and lookist?

I want a girl who shares my interests, like my love of reading and snacks



sometimes when I see her lower eyelid it's like she's smiling at me

 

[Deleted member 36666]

How do you even make out with her?

 

[Sheogorath]

How do you even make out with her?

just like you would a human

 

[Deleted member 36666]

just like you would a human
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Imagine the pinkeye

 

[Sheogorath]

Imagine the pinkeye

I figure monster girls have better immune systems than us so it's not a worry.

 

[Deleted member 36666]

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I figure monster girls have better immune systems than us so it's not a worry.

I mean, you don't really need a face, so it's not a big problem anyway

 

[Mecoja]

She doesnt have a nose.

 

[Deleted member 36666]

She doesnt have a nose.

Magic mumbo jumbo.
The eye itself could house everything she needs for breathing and eating.

 

[bigantennaemay1]

maybe she has less of an attitude earlier in life?

I don't think her tits were that small. Hey, wait a minute.

Wtf. I like my women fully-developed.

 

[TINMAN]

There's a difference between "cyclops" and "has a giant eye instead of her face"

 

[FrothySolutions]

I can't do these zoomer cartoons. Everything after 2011 is like a foreign language to me.

 

[Deleted member 35245]

Me after seeing these pictures:

 

[Sheogorath]

She doesnt have a nose.

she could have nostrils in her neck or on back of her head or something

I don't think her tits were that small. Hey, wait a minute.

Wtf. I like my women fully-developed.

keep LARPing like you wouldn't fuck half-baked loli Leela over adult one
adult Leela has taken 10x as much alien cock as loli Leela why do you crave roastie pussy and thrusting your dick into Chad's dried cum?

There's a difference between "cyclops" and "has a giant eye instead of her face"

it's a subset I suppose

Me after seeing these pictures:
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how does that even happen, exploding bullet? I don't think even a hollowpoint would be that widening

what happened to taco bell dog did he eat the brains?

I can't do these zoomer cartoons. Everything after 2011 is like a foreign language to me.

what is so confusing about it?

 

[Reprisial]

As long is the head is just an eye

 

[Restart80]

Depends how big her eye is. As long as it isn't gigantic and takes up almost her entire face.

I'd say yes, probably.

 

[Sheogorath]

Depends how big her eye is. As long as it isn't gigantic and takes up almost her entire face.

I'd say yes, probably.

she still has hair you can pet

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

I'd date Leela, if she wasn't a typical stuck-up foid.

Leela was cute ngl.

 

[Sheogorath]

Leela was cute ngl.

I'm not sure how much of it was voice and me remembering my adolescent sexual attraction to Peggy Bundy

 

[MarquisDeSade]

Cope, even women who have one arm or are paraplegics from car wrecks won't date us incels. It's over.

 

[Rhaast]

Cope, even women who have one arm or are paraplegics from car wrecks won't date us incels. It's over.

Cyclops are not women technically

 

[MarquisDeSade]

Cyclops are not women technically

Hmm, you have a point there.

 

[Deleted member 39906]

Based Owl House enjoyer.
I'd totally fuck Luz. She can get it. Little wannabe lesbian.

Me after seeing these pictures:

Jesus Christ, I wasn't expecting this to be the unedited clip.
RIP Ronnie. No one deserves to go out like that.

 

[Sheogorath]

Cyclops are not women technically

the plural is "cyclopes"

and the term man/woman can be applied to non-humans, you can say "elf woman" and so on

Based Owl House enjoyer.
I'd totally fuck Luz. She can get it. Little wannabe lesbian.

Amity and Luz are bi and that's just fine, neither are swimming in options tbh
aside from Hunter, want to see if they do anything interesting with him whenever they get around to finishing this show

how did you manage to put in that subtitle?

 

[Deleted member 39906]

how did you manage to put in that subtitle?

Alt text is your friend. Is that a new feature?

 

[Sheogorath]

Alt text is your friend. Is that a new feature?

dunno maybe I just never noticed