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Andhra woman dies in parasailing accident in Florida; son, nephew injured
Supraja Alaparthi, 33, died on Monday, May 30 in a parasailing accident in Florida, USA. The victim was parasailing with her son and nephew when winds picked up speed and slammed them into a nearby bridge.
A currywhore and her son and nephew were parasailing in Florida (hanging from a parachute while it is towed by a speedboat) when the winds changed and the boat started to get blown out of control by the parachute. Not wanting to be dragged to Davy Jones' Locker along with the bodies of some ethnics, the based Florida boat captain cut the line and the parachute was flung by the winds at high speed into a nearby bridge. The curryfoid was killed by the impact, her currycel son and nephew survived. Curries are truly the unluckiest race on the planet, cannot even enjoy a lovely vacation adventure without the forces of nature trying to destroy them.