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So if you are a lover of Indian men, or have been thinking of dipping your toes into an ocean of Indian dick, here are 12 reasons why Indian penis is the best.
- In India there is a huge stigma about circumcision, so if you are the type of girl that likes an uncut guy (and yes, I am that type of girl), Indian dick may be right up your alley. Literally. Sign me up for that arranged gay marriage.
- People in India are sometimes born with multiple limbs, and worshipped as gods. This bodes well, if you have ever wanted to sleep with a multi-penised demigod.
- Have you ever seen pics of the Diwali festival on Pinterest? India is a culture full of gorgeous celebrations. Latching yourself to an Indian dick could get you invited to a lot of cutesy cultural events to make your friends on Instagram jealous.
- Even though many Indians believe in arranged marriages, this is changing in recent years. But the good news is, if you decide to wife up an Indian dick, his family has a decent chance of disowning him. This is great if you don’t want to deal with pesky in-laws.
- 79.8% of Indians believe in Hinduism. Hindus believe in reincarnation, therefore, sleeping with an Indian dick is likely to bring you lots of great Karma.
- India is totes overpopulated, which means that there is a lot of competition regarding Indian dicks. Therefore, an Indian dick is likely to be a lot more appreciative of your vagina. Fact.
- The divorce rate in India is only 1%, so if you find an Indian dick you like, chances are he will be in it for the long haul.
- Indian men are very involved with their family and extended family. This means that shacking up with an Indian dick comes along with an entire family, which is great for all sorts of reasons.
- Indian penises rank at 112 in the world, based on size, in a survey of 116 countries. This is excellent news if you have a tiny vagina. If you do, indeed, have a tiny vagina, mazal tov.
- The average size of an Indian penis is 4.031 inches. Also, excellent news for tiny vaginas, because it means the range of sizes is more manageable. This is also great news for gay bottoms with low pain thresholds.
- 82% of Indian men identify as heteros (ugh, I know, right?). But the upside is that the chances of accidentally sleeping with a gay Indian penis are relatively small.
- In India, they sell dried lizard penises as good luck charms. If Indian lizards have lucky penises, just imagine how lucky a human one would be!
I think its an exaggeration. Never had problem with curry porn with good models and high quality production. Never watched abo porn so can't judge.Yes, better looking. Curries are too ugly that it makes it unwatchable. Be honest, would you be able to watch abo porn no matter how high quality it is?
hot desi punjabi sex bobs and vagene 240p high quality
Why even use this site if you're a chad mogger?i think you mog vharun dhawan more defined facial features
It says he is 25% curry and that it has given him massive advantages in life. Jfl at this mega coper.
Because it’s chads.isWhy even use this site if you're a chad mogger?
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Curry features are just crooked caucasiod features that's why it looks unattractive. Plus shitskin makes it a bad combination. Most curries would look a a lot better with whiter skinAs well as curry faces.
What do you mean by crooked?Curry features are just crooked caucasiod features that's why it looks unattractive.
Tbf, he was publicly discgraced and was crying on TV like a bitch before resigning due to the watergate scandal, nixon white house tapes, and being hated for being a war mongerer/3 letter agency abuser.Jfl Nixon was based before based was a thing
Not as symmetric as European features. Flatter noses, bad eye areas, rounded faces.What do you mean by crooked?
Over for them.Not as symmetric as European features. Flatter noses, bad eye areas, rounded faces.
Priya Rai for exampleI'm not sure what you have seen but Indian foids can be incredibly sexy imo
If he's genetically Indian, I'm also a Viking thenI mog him.
He does look curry tbh.If he's genetically Indian, I'm also a Viking then
Average curry looks nothing like him. It's like telling me that Turks are Nordic and then selectively showing me a "Turk" with blond hair and blue eyes.He does look curry tbh.
Fair enoughAverage curry looks nothing like him. It's like telling me that Turks are Nordic and then selectively showing me a "Turk" with blond hair and blue eyes.
Good luck, cause you’ll need itGuess I have some research to do
Did it a few hours ago… why is it so… like that? It’s so awkward and unenjoyable, even from the lens of amauter porn. I actively tried to masturbate and could barely get hard, I had to give up and switch to Japanese. What the fuck is wrong with curry porn?Fair enough
Good luck, cause you’ll need it
@Caesercel explain why amateur curry porn is also shit?Did it a few hours ago… why is it so… like that? It’s so awkward and unenjoyable, even from the lens of amauter porn. I actively tried to masturbate and could barely get hard, I had to give up and switch to Japanese. What the fuck is wrong with curry porn?
Because its actually amateur.@Caesercel explain why amateur curry porn is also shit?
Always some excuse to not accept the currypill.Because its actually amateur.
You watch a bunch of poor slum dwellers fuck in a dingy room in 144p what do you expect?Always some excuse to not accept the currypill.
White looking ethnics mog deathnic looking whites.
That’s everyone in currylandYou watch a bunch of poor slum dwellers
Fesikhs mogged curries today @tehgymcel420I thought I found a good busty Indian, but no...
https://boobpedia.com/boobs/Alexa_Loren
She's Egyptian.
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Asia Bibi is kind of hot, I mean, relatively.
I wouldn't mind being with a North Indian / Pakistani / Bangla. If she has straight black hair, relatively light skin, maybe mine at most, but not much darker. I think that I could love her, I'd rate Aryans (Northern Indians) 3/10~4/10 generally, Europeans are usually 6/10~7/10 for me. I find them facially ugly, but if they have a nice body, sizeable breasts (to me non-Noodlewhores must have breasts, only Noodlewhores look good flat), and a big ass then I can see myself with a Currywhore.
Pakis need to have immediate eugenics and will mog the Earth @Transcended Trucel
I Ecosia searched "Pakistani blue eyes".
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These people mog ugly actual White people.
No its not. I don't even live there and even I know that's untrue.That’s everyone in curryland
No its not. I don't even live there...
Yeah, cause they’re a gigastacey jfl. They’re just very rare compared to other races.I might be the odd one out here, but I actually find Indian gigastacys gorgeous.
I also know a 5’4” balding Indian janitor that slays Gigastacies left and right, but forgot his name.Wish I knew some of their names of famous ones. But I've seen some, every now and then, in passing.
Plight of all incels everywhere tbhIf I was a currycel I'd be kinda pissed having a nation with some absolute stunner beauties like that... plus knowing all the keys to unlock their spicy box of delights (language, customs, etc...), but still not being able to get any. Shitttt
What’s your ethnic background?Fk it. To be honest I would indiamaxx myself, if I wasnt a darned ethnic.
If they’re actually mayoCELS, then it is completely over for them.JBW is a huge advantage in life as a final lifeline when shit gets crucial. These mayocels don't realise the power that lies latent within.
It’s truly over for curriesI mean there is so much shit in curryland everybody make fun of them the way they talk the way they smell the way they walk dammm
no, I think there's other races with far fewer instances.Yeah, cause they’re a gigastacey jfl. They’re just very rare compared to other races.
rakesh? sunil? ... Anyway who cares. I'm not that interested in janitormaxxing tbh mateI also know a 5’4” balding Indian janitor that slays Gigastacies left and right, but forgot his name.
If they’re actually mayoCELS, then it is completely over for them.
Sand niggers, whites, blacks, hispanics, etc all have higher rates of gigachads/gigastaciesno, I think there's other races with far fewer instances.
There's plenty of Indian gigas (although maybe this is subjective).
Even in my school there were a good few... Beautifully tall, robust, symmetrical, excellent bone ridges/contours, eyes, etc...
There's a lot fewer rices who fit that bill. Same with some other races. They don't fit that bill as well as the currys I've seen (imo)
Janitor pill destroyed merakesh? sunil? ... Anyway who cares. I'm not that interested in janitormaxxing tbh mate
Yeah, many people are locationcels here, not just the mayocels imo.I honestly believe that there's probably a much larger percentage of whitecels who truly might not really be 100% cels,
. . . once the critical variable of JBW/ SEAmaxxing/ junglemaxxing, etc... enters the equation...
Cope, they can geomax as well.[UWSL]For ethniccels, it's pretty much easy to determine it's over, done and dusted in almost all geographical locations.[/UWSL]
True, but most mayo shit hole maxxers are slaying their perceived status of being rich westerners. It’s just passport maxxing.But not so when it comes to the global female-marketplace's most sought-after commodity; mayonnaise.
I disagree. Ethnic incels can also geomaxxA white truecel in the United states or Europe, is not necessarily a truecel anymore, after a carefully researched 6 to 10 hour flight
An ethnic truecel in any country is extremely highly likely to still be a truecel, after taking any length of flight, to pretty much any place
Her face ugly thoughFesikhs mogged curries today @[UWSL] /data/avatars/s/1/1350.jpg?1577905129 [/UWSL]@tehgymcel420
Still mogs curry foidsHer face ugly though
Do it thenCurry girl is literally my favourite porn rn I wanna go india and get a Indian gf
(I’m blonde white turbomanlet subhuman for reference)
I might be the odd one out here, but I actually find Indian gigastacys gorgeous.
Wish I knew some of their names of famous ones. But I've seen some, every now and then, in passing.
If I was a currycel I'd be kinda pissed having a nation with some absolute stunner beauties like that... plus knowing all the keys to unlock their spicy box of delights (language, customs, etc...), but still not being able to get any. Shitttt
Fk it. To be honest I would indiamaxx myself, if I wasnt a darned ethnic.
JBW is a huge advantage in life as a final lifeline when shit gets crucial. These mayocels don't realise the power that lies latent within.
Indians are not smart, the average IQ of curryland is like 82.yes, i always found it strange that curry actresses are so average i imagine the whole population since that actress should be the best genetics
At least indians are smart but most of those smart indians must be currycels
Chad always winscause this might be a surprise to you but curry gigastacy foids don't want shitskin curries like me, they want chadpreet or if possible actual chad
6'+, big dick, rich, good looking
cope Indians made important inventions especially for mathematics like zero which totally changed everythingIndians are not smart, the average IQ of curryland is like 82.
Chad always wins
So you have to go back thousands of years to find something important Indians invented or discovered? Beyond brutalcope Indians made important inventions especially for mathematics like zero which totally changed everything
Having a few smart people who study hard doesn’t mean curries are high iq overall as a group. The 82 average IQ pretty much says it all.Idk dude search for anything like "math competition" you will find an Indian
Lol, how is this must read? We know curry porn is gross.Also @Robtical Please move it to Must-Read Tbh.
It has to be written in a different way than making fun of curry porn.It's not about curry porn, it's about how curries being the lowest of the low, too many people underrate currypill. It's not even about sex it's also about EVERY aspect of life. Read this.
Curry goes to Russia and almost gets lynched
If a brown is going for merely tourism, he is at the risk of being lynched, so imo even if you avoid women there, someone might shank you. Best off not going if brown or black. The curry in story was in Russia visiting a tourist location with no women, he wasn't racemixing there, merely going to...incels.is
Tbf 5’8” is tall compared to most people in curryland.Nigga he would be here tbh if it wasn't his bluepilled statusmaxxing betabuxxing. Also he is only 5'8 so even moreso a death sentence. Also if you argue "acne" look at his picture its obviously photoshopped hard.
Lol, how is this must read? We know curry porn is gross.
It has to be written in a different way than making fun of curry porn.
Curries are the ultimate example of lookism.It's not about curry porn, it's about how curries being the lowest of the low, too many people underrate currypill. It's not even about sex it's also about EVERY aspect of life. Read this.
Curry goes to Russia and almost gets lynched
If a brown is going for merely tourism, he is at the risk of being lynched, so imo even if you avoid women there, someone might shank you. Best off not going if brown or black. The curry in story was in Russia visiting a tourist location with no women, he wasn't racemixing there, merely going to...incels.is
That's true, ID has over 200k threads and must read has less than 200, so we have to chose the most thoughtful or groundbreaking threads to go there. What are your highest IQ threads?
Yeah this was a shitpost, I have way higher iq posts that never made it. I don’t want people to remember me for this post, or the forum to say “this is a quality post that we want every non-incel to see”. We would be laughed at as a forum.