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Hypocrisy Currently drunk. Time passes more slowly, therefore more time to think, therefore higher iq. AMA

Medcel

Medcel

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proof: it took me 3 tries to hit the double colon. AMA
 
Have you ever had a girl smile at you, hold your hand, kiss you, or touch your dick?
 
What are you drinking?
 
I feel the same with weed.
 
Probably passed out with his drink in one hand and his dick in the other.

It's over.
This is what happened, I am now undrunk. You could say, I am eaten
What are you drinking?
Rose wine
Have you ever had a girl smile at you, hold your hand, kiss you, or touch your dick?
Yes: I got laughed at once, my mom held my hand to practice palmistry, never been kissed, never let a breathing person near my dick
 
Yes: I got laughed at once, my mom held my hand to practice palmistry, never been kissed, never let a breathing person near my dick

Breathing, you say? Hmm.

@Edmund_Kemper here's a new friend for you.
 
brotha don't breathe?

You misunderstood. The implication was that you had sex with a corpse (pardon the crudeness).
 
You misunderstood. The implication was that you had sex with a corpse (pardon the crudeness).
haha no bro i'm not deadsexual
dead-o-sexual
mortophile
necrolust
dead wet
Undertaker's PILEDRIVER
 
haha no bro i'm not deadsexual
dead-o-sexual
mortophile
necrolust
dead wet
Undertaker's PILEDRIVER

That's an unusual vocabulary level about that for somebody who isn't corpsexual.
 
What do you mean I am not tot-lu
necroph
dea
n
you don't know me irl

What is this? Is this the alcohol kicking in?
 
Have you ever had a girl smile at you, hold your hand, kiss you, or touch your dick?
Might want to delete so you don’t get into trouble.
 

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