Theory Crying evolved from foids and is feminine. So is roping

[femcelbreedingnig]

in the wild, we don’t see chimps (our closest ancestors) cry like humans do. Tear production is exclusive to human primates (true). Therefore, I theorize that babies were the first to do this in certain cut throat environments to increasingly signal distress when born. Then because foids saw the attention babies got from it, they did the same. And because most foids got to reproduce, this is what was passed on.

Humans were given evolutionary advantages by being able to become more sad because depression helps with problem solving (true). Depression slows you down, makes you take less risk, makes you higher inhib, and introspective (true). Then this got passed onto men, but always remember, foids had if first.

Who knows what really happened, most of what I said is true though. But..
I just like blaming foids because fuck them

 

[Choler]

good theory

 

[wereq]

Crying and sexual moaning are all designed to attract attention. Sexual moaning which foids do is meant to attract multiple mates at once in order to make their sperm compete for reproduction.

 

[Friezacel]

dnr

 

[justuseless]

Originally it came from a male baby who wanted to suck foid titties

So actually we invented crying to get foids

Thats why i propose we go back to our roots and start crying for pussy

 

[thegoonk]

Crying and sexual moaning are all designed to attract attention. Sexual moaning which foids do is meant to attract multiple mates at once in order to make their sperm compete for reproduction.

I just wanna cum damn

 

[Genetics_subhuman]

in the wild, we don’t see chimps (our closest ancestors) cry like humans do. Tear production is exclusive to human primates (true). Therefore, I theorize that babies were the first to do this in certain cut throat environments to increasingly signal distress when born. Then because foids saw the attention babies got from it, they did the same. And because most foids got to reproduce, this is what was passed on.

Humans were given evolutionary advantages by being able to become more sad because depression helps with problem solving (true). Depression slows you down, makes you take less risk, makes you higher inhib, and introspective (true). Then this got passed onto men, but always remember, foids had if first.

Who knows what really happened, most of what I said is true though. But..
I just like blaming foids because fuck them

Real

 

[the kurdish loner]

in the wild, we don’t see chimps (our closest ancestors) cry like humans do. Tear production is exclusive to human primates (true). Therefore, I theorize that babies were the first to do this in certain cut throat environments to increasingly signal distress when born. Then because foids saw the attention babies got from it, they did the same. And because most foids got to reproduce, this is what was passed on.

Humans were given evolutionary advantages by being able to become more sad because depression helps with problem solving (true). Depression slows you down, makes you take less risk, makes you higher inhib, and introspective (true). Then this got passed onto men, but always remember, foids had if first.

Who knows what really happened, most of what I said is true though. But..
I just like blaming foids because fuck them

umm actually producing tears is not only a human exclusive cirteria as animals can and do produce tears too, just not for emotional reasons.

 

[Arkansasmentalcel]

in the wild, we don’t see chimps (our closest ancestors) cry like humans do. Tear production is exclusive to human primates (true). Therefore, I theorize that babies were the first to do this in certain cut throat environments to increasingly signal distress when born. Then because foids saw the attention babies got from it, they did the same. And because most foids got to reproduce, this is what was passed on.

Humans were given evolutionary advantages by being able to become more sad because depression helps with problem solving (true). Depression slows you down, makes you take less risk, makes you higher inhib, and introspective (true). Then this got passed onto men, but always remember, foids had if first.

Who knows what really happened, most of what I said is true though. But..
I just like blaming foids because fuck them

I haven’t actually cried since 2022