This is a very autistic and obscure cope, but when I'm outside in normalfag hell I love seeing crows. They make my day.
Crows are neat because they're smart enough to be on a low level of sentience like dogs, dolphins and apes (having a little spark of life as opposed to being NPCs like cockroaches or plants) are, and you can tell because they behave sort of like little stone age bird-people, but at the same time they're retarded enough to enjoy eating old grilled cheese off a napkin on the footpath. They squawk at eachother and chill out in flocks, and when they fight it's usually because they're trying to pick up more crumbs off the ground than the crow next to them. The little crows who get barged out of the way by the big dumb ones are usually wily enough to grab food where it counts. The only time crows fight with the end-goal of fucking something up is when they're battling with birds of another species like magpies, who are aggro faggots which deserve to get messed up by crows.
Crows are all-around bro-tier and live a more enjoyable life than the average incel, unlike normoids who are tosspots and live a life they don't deserve to have.
Whenever I see an absolute unit of a crow rummaging through somebody's garden that's big enough to be mistaken for a bush turkey from a distance, when I see a crow chilling out on a fencepost squawking or when I see a crow flying high above my city from a hill in the distance I vicariously feel happy for the birds. They're just doing their thing and the rush of instinct and animal hormones they get for it probably makes it an adventure and a half. When I'm alone sometimes I'll feed the crows of my city and watch them all come in to get a piece, they're good creatures.
Anyone else like crows and gain joy from seeing them around or feeding them?
Crows are neat because they're smart enough to be on a low level of sentience like dogs, dolphins and apes (having a little spark of life as opposed to being NPCs like cockroaches or plants) are, and you can tell because they behave sort of like little stone age bird-people, but at the same time they're retarded enough to enjoy eating old grilled cheese off a napkin on the footpath. They squawk at eachother and chill out in flocks, and when they fight it's usually because they're trying to pick up more crumbs off the ground than the crow next to them. The little crows who get barged out of the way by the big dumb ones are usually wily enough to grab food where it counts. The only time crows fight with the end-goal of fucking something up is when they're battling with birds of another species like magpies, who are aggro faggots which deserve to get messed up by crows.
Crows are all-around bro-tier and live a more enjoyable life than the average incel, unlike normoids who are tosspots and live a life they don't deserve to have.
Whenever I see an absolute unit of a crow rummaging through somebody's garden that's big enough to be mistaken for a bush turkey from a distance, when I see a crow chilling out on a fencepost squawking or when I see a crow flying high above my city from a hill in the distance I vicariously feel happy for the birds. They're just doing their thing and the rush of instinct and animal hormones they get for it probably makes it an adventure and a half. When I'm alone sometimes I'll feed the crows of my city and watch them all come in to get a piece, they're good creatures.
Anyone else like crows and gain joy from seeing them around or feeding them?
