i like posting stories of me sharing my lowest moments i think this is my 3rd story idk
this was last year when i had friends i was out with 3 of my boys and we are going to this house with 3 mtbs to drink
we get there and everything is cool we are drinking talking and what not and having a good time then out of nowere i wanted to impress the beckys
with my strength so i got down and started doing pushups the room fell silent i think i pushed out 9 so that was that.
with me getting more and more drunk me and my friend got up and started trying to lift eachother for reference he is severely obese i couldnt lift
him if my mother had a gun to her head. regardless i try and everyone is watching i gather all my strength wrap my arms around him and lift
him as hard as i can he didnt move a cm off the ground and i let out an audible fart i laugh it off and we continue to drink
i get to the point were i am shitfaced so i go to the bathroom to pee and lo and behold there is piss all down my sweatpants very visible
i notice this get my coat and wrap it around my waist i stink of piss and im sure they already noticed it and were being nice and not telling me
the night ends when i go to the toilet to spew and it gets all over me and one of my friends had to clean me up then my dad picks me up and asked why i pissed myself
also when i was outside the house waiting for my dad a car pulls up with people i dont like neither do the beckys and i start a fight with the guy in the backseat hes a htn mogs me but id kick his ass and the guy in the front starts arguing with me instead hes like 6,5 250 pounds so as soon as he steps out i run the beckys witnessed this.
this was last year when i had friends i was out with 3 of my boys and we are going to this house with 3 mtbs to drink
we get there and everything is cool we are drinking talking and what not and having a good time then out of nowere i wanted to impress the beckys
with my strength so i got down and started doing pushups the room fell silent i think i pushed out 9 so that was that.
with me getting more and more drunk me and my friend got up and started trying to lift eachother for reference he is severely obese i couldnt lift
him if my mother had a gun to her head. regardless i try and everyone is watching i gather all my strength wrap my arms around him and lift
him as hard as i can he didnt move a cm off the ground and i let out an audible fart i laugh it off and we continue to drink
i get to the point were i am shitfaced so i go to the bathroom to pee and lo and behold there is piss all down my sweatpants very visible
i notice this get my coat and wrap it around my waist i stink of piss and im sure they already noticed it and were being nice and not telling me
the night ends when i go to the toilet to spew and it gets all over me and one of my friends had to clean me up then my dad picks me up and asked why i pissed myself
also when i was outside the house waiting for my dad a car pulls up with people i dont like neither do the beckys and i start a fight with the guy in the backseat hes a htn mogs me but id kick his ass and the guy in the front starts arguing with me instead hes like 6,5 250 pounds so as soon as he steps out i run the beckys witnessed this.
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