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Sparrow's Song

Sparrow's Song

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Post cringe stories from your past..

I'll start.

I remember when I was eleven years old or something, I would skateboard around my friend's neighborhood. We had another friend who was an acnecel and kind of autistic. We would hang out in his driveway a lot to play basketball and smoke his mom's cigarettes.

One day we go to his house and knock on the door to see if he want to go skate with us. His mom answered the door and let us in. She led us right to his room and opened his door without knocking. His life changed forever after that. His mom, my friend, and I all saw him naked on his bed, masturbating to the character creation screen of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 to an ugly femoid skater. He stood up and ran up to the door, slinging lotion from his pp across his room, and slammed the door in our faces. Nobody said anything at first. Then we just started laughing. His mom was laughing with us. The event ruined his flow so it took longer for him to finish. His mom gave us some cigarettes while we waited in the living room.

When he came out and we went to go skate around town, we spent the whole day making fun of him for jerking off to Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2. We also told everyone at school what happened. He stopped hanging out with us and hermitmaxxed not long after. People would bully him about it in the cafeteria and he'd tear up and say it wasn't true. A few years later he would tell people that he had a rash on his inner thigh and we walked in on him putting some rash cream on. Eventually the school therapist told us we weren't allowed to mention Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 in any way or we would get detention.

I confess. I bullied other incels in the past. I am guilty. Forgive me.
 
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I really cannot laugh at such stories man. This is absolutely brutal. His life is over because of something like this...
 
I really cannot laugh at such stories man. This is absolutely brutal. His life is over because of something like this...
Last time I saw him, he had a really fat girlfriend and was addicted to painkillers.

He ascended.
 
low iq by him, he should’ve locked the door or stopped once he heard the footsteps approaching, an event like that would scar me for life tbh
 
I threw up in the classroom when i was in elementary school
 
You don't seem particularly remorseful about this
 
You don't seem particularly remorseful about this
The confession booth is for seeking forgiveness.

He has better face bones than me anyway.
 
The confession booth is for seeking forgiveness.

He has better face bones than me anyway.
If it happened to me I wouldn't have told anyone, then again maybe that's why I never had friends

I guess part of being NT is being vicious and trampling on those around you for your own gain
 
If it happened to me I wouldn't have told anyone, then again maybe that's why I never had friends

I guess part of being NT is being vicious and trampling on those around you for your own gain
I guess it was the fact that it was Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2. If it was just some HBO porno that was recorded on a VHS tape, we wouldn't have roasted him so hard for it. I do regret it.
 
I have numerous. Here's one: I will edit this post with more.
First story:
Alrighty then. I was about 13, just got back in contact with friends from elementary school. We decided to go eat outside for old time's sake since we hadn't spoken in years. Problem was, I started rambling about the Holocaust just for no reason.
Second story:
I was quite young, but still in puberty. I had a bunch of hentai on my phone (I know, I was absolutely retarded). My mom, while I was in the shower, snooped into my phone and saw all that hentai. Not only that, but she opened a certain chatting app that I used and opened one of my online friends' group. She started talking to them and they sent her hentai just to piss her off. My brother found out, and when I was at my maternal family's house, he'd harass me and when I'd try to get him to stop he'd always threaten to tell my cousins about it. I shut up, and even though I did, he told them.
 
I once went into Naruto nine trails rage mode to get my keys back from am older kid,on all fours and all that
I tried to rasengan him to death
 
I threw up in the classroom when i was in elementary school
fuck you gave me a flashback to how every year during our awful christmas play in elementary school I would get thrown up on by the same foid every year (so 4 years in a row). From 1st to 4th grade we would be forced to sit on the ground by name order and watch the show and every year she would vomit all over me :feelsree:
 
I once went into Naruto nine trails rage mode to get my keys back from am older kid,on all fours and all that
I tried to rasengan him to death
wow thats mega cringe
 
I started rambling about the Holocaust just for no reason.
6 Gorillion? Oy vey!

they sent her hentai just to piss her off.
tbh I would have done the same... It's not to often that you get to troll someone's mom as a teenager.
I once went into Naruto nine trails rage mode to get my keys back from am older kid,on all fours and all that
I tried to rasengan him to death
I did that DBZ style in kindergarten. Anime raging irl is high t and low inhib.
fuck you gave me a flashback to how every year during our awful christmas play in elementary school I would get thrown up on by the same foid every year (so 4 years in a row). From 1st to 4th grade we would be forced to sit on the ground by name order and watch the show and every year she would vomit all over me :feelsree:
:chad: :chad: :chad:

Most of us have never had female body fluids on us ever.
 
tbh I would have done the same... It's not to often that you get to troll someone's mom as a teenager.
I mean, I understand why they did it. For jokes and all. I would've done the same.
 
I’ll share some cringe shit I did a few years back.

When I was around 11, I became infatuated with a fuckin e-girl I met on some video game.

After a bit we began calling more etc and at this point I just became mega cucked, after being around her for almost two years I had brought her nearly $40 dollars in gifts then she fuckin ghosted me because there was another cuck who was giving her a ton of cash.

I paid $40 to learn the lesson that you should never buy gifts for women, because sometimes that’s all they need you for.

Ascended to hell.
 
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Why would his mom give cigarettes to 11 year olds?? Damn.
 
Oh man there are a lot of these

we were playing in the woods, we had a clubhouse next to a lake. it fell in and we all got covered in mud
 
One day, i was taking a poop, but then i realized, i am 5'6
1582350745665
 
Post cringe stories from your past..

I'll start.

I remember when I was eleven years old or something, I would skateboard around my friend's neighborhood. We had another friend who was an acnecel and kind of autistic. We would hang out in his driveway a lot to play basketball and smoke his mom's cigarettes.

One day we go to his house and knock on the door to see if he want to go skate with us. His mom answered the door and let us in. She led us right to his room and opened his door without knocking. His life changed forever after that. His mom, my friend, and I all saw him naked on his bed, masturbating to the character creation screen of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 to an ugly femoid skater. He stood up and ran up to the door, slinging lotion from his pp across his room, and slammed the door in our faces. Nobody said anything at first. Then we just started laughing. His mom was laughing with us. The event ruined his flow so it took longer for him to finish. His mom gave us some cigarettes while we waited in the living room.

When he came out and we went to go skate around town, we spent the whole day making fun of him for jerking off to Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2. We also told everyone at school what happened. He stopped hanging out with us and hermitmaxxed not long after. People would bully him about it in the cafeteria and he'd tear up and say it wasn't true. A few years later he would tell people that he had a rash on his inner thigh and we walked in on him putting some rash cream on. Eventually the school therapist told us we weren't allowed to mention Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 in any way or we would get detention.

I confess. I bullied other incels in the past. I am guilty. Forgive me.
You deserve ban for bullying. I can get teasing but you basically ruined his life
You don't seem particularly remorseful about this
 
You deserve ban for bullying. I can get teasing but you basically ruined his life
He has better face bones than me and a full head of hair. His life is better than mine.
 

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