Creepy funny lines, you can use at a speed dating event

[Norville Wood]

"are those real"?

"I identify as bi -nary", not binary.

"Your pitts are sweaty".

"I'm not feeling any stirring down below"

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

 

[Just say NIGGER!]

I couldn't agree more.

 

[Norville Wood]

Lol

 

[PhilipBlake]

ok taking notes

 

[Therapywasaaste]

Here's mine but you can't use them because they're mine:

If you're talking to a masculine or androgenous looking girl you can ask "Are you a gay guy or a gay girl?"

"I didn't know there were pretty *insert foid's ethnicity* s."

"So cute, I love girls with big noses." I told it to a foid and they were actually offended.

"I like Mexicans." It's funny if she's not Mexican.

"You're hotter than my mom."

Tell them a male celebrity they remind you of. I discovered they do not like that.

Tell them a pornstar they remind you of.

"My mother doesn't want fat grandbabies."

 

[Norville Wood]

Fat grandbabies.

 

[Epedaphic]

If you're talking to a masculine or androgenous looking girl you can ask "Are you a gay guy or a gay girl?"

*look uncomfortable and unsure* so… what are your pronouns?