Story Coworker thinks I'm gay

[Badwolf]

I have a female coworker who, when she doesn't pretty herself up she's a 6, but when she does she's an easy 8, sometimes 9. She likes video games and basically everything I'm into. She also doesn't talk a lot which is always a plus for me. We're okay friends, and its not like I've ever attempted to go out with her, so I don't care about her relationships. However, the other day she was telling me about how her Chad boyfriend was treating her wrong, and all the things you'd expect. I told her I didn't give a fuck about problems that can be resolved easily with just a break up. I also told her that she's a grown fucking woman dating a high schooler (expression, not literally). Then I left.

The next day she told me she broke up with Chad, and now she texts me everyday. She's kinda like a PG version of me. I don't know if to date her so soon after her breakup or wait to see if I'm just a rebound, or maybe just say fuck it and be her rebound anyway. However, she just texted me that she's looking for someone like me, but straight. She thinks I'm gay.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

You're her emotional tampon.

 

[NekoStance]

Impressive. Run Fake Gay Conversion game on her

and enjoy

 

[whogivesafucc]

 

[Musiccel]

why does she think you are gay? are you affeminate or something?

 

[Musiccel]

Impressive. Run Fake Gay Conversion game on her

and enjoy

also this

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Impressive. Run Fake Gay Conversion game on her

and enjoy

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Alternatively, she says that because she's trying to convince herself you're gay as a defense mechanism so she won't have to deal with you because you're not chad, tell her you have a crush on her and run just be bi game.

 

[Badwolf]

why does she think you are gay? are you affeminate or something?

I'm not a big fan of women in general, I only like their physique and even then, I have very high standards. That type of attitude probably manifested itself and she probably concluded I was gay.

 

[TheRealChincel]

No escaping the gay friend zone. You’re TOAST!

 

[Deleted member 1983]

tell her your not gay then?

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Well perhaps she only wanted a gay friend?

 

[Crustaciouse]

You could tell her your bisexual.

 

[Deleted member 236]

She'll use you for validation for a bit and then go back to her Chad bf.

 

[Jockcel]

 

[rotting-alone]

LMAO it starts like an awesome fucking story about your escape. You convert a Stacylite into leaving her Chad bf and can reel her into fucking you...

...BUT SURPRISE ... twist ending! She thought you were gay the whole time.

Just text her this:
I am straight. Let's date now.

 

[Badwolf]

LMAO it starts like an awesome fucking story about your escape. You convert a Stacylite into leaving her Chad bf and can reel her into fucking you...

...BUT SURPRISE ... twist ending! She thought you were gay the whole time.

Just text her this:
I am straight. Let's date now.

Now we wait.

 

[z2020]

So someone who's a 9 thinks you're attractive to talk to and potentially date.

Are you here just for the edgy posts and female hate?

 

[whogivesafucc]

Now we wait.

 

[Deleted member 1617]

wrong move buddy boyo, you should have run bisexual game. foids love to virtue signal

 

[Badwolf]

So someone who's a 9 thinks you're attractive to talk to and potentially date.

Are you here just for the edgy posts and female hate?

I could relate to a portion of you.

 

[Weirdcel]

>now she texts me everyday

This is the biggest sign she's into you. Get inside of her before the gate closes and she finds someone else.

 

[QuantumDummy]

 

[rotting-alone]

you are inches away from getting pussy, and you will indeed get it if you play your cards right. If she "friendzones" (gayzones?) you...then....fucking roast the shit out of her.

 

[Badwolf]

Update: We're sex buddies now. Does this mean I graduated from this site?

 

[Tellem--T]

Update: We're sex buddies now. Does this mean I graduated from this site?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! OUT KNOWWW FUCKIN FAGGOT

 

[jackbud]

Do you talk funny? Or maybe it's the way you dress

 

[Deleted member 3129]

hope you die of fucking cancer

 

[demonanus]

She wants you to be her beta orbiter you dummy.