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Experiment Covidtestmaxxing - A new way for Incels to almost feel female touch

Kellercel

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I recently had to get tested to travel abroad, there was a cute foid doing the testing, she was my age as well. Her putting the jew stick up my nose was the closest i've came to touching a female, since she indirectly touched me and had to stand in front of me. Afterwards i felt warm and fuzzy it was great.
Also if you are a lowerthirdcel you can keep the mask above your chin for some extra frauding.
 
Mainländer

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I'm not taking the toxon and not sticking anything into my nose.
 
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Don't want any foid contaminate me with graphene dioxide, ethylene oxide, PEG or anything else.
Fuck all of this.
 
highinhibition

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went to a covid testing for school

the fat bitch stabbed me with a wooden stick in my nose:feelsree: and said after that "You can leave now" without ever looking me in the face
 
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Yeah, no thanks.:feelsUgh:

The Jew jab is at least one instance where the age old adage: “Sex sells” doesn’t work for me.:feelshehe:
 
erenyeager

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highinhibition said:
went to a covid testing for school

the fat bitch stabbed me with a wooden stick in my nose:feelsree: and said after that "You can leave now" without ever looking me in the face
Over
 
Kellercel

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highinhibition said:
went to a covid testing for school

the fat bitch stabbed me with a wooden stick in my nose:feelsree: and said after that "You can leave now" without ever looking me in the face
Fucking brutal i might go testing again soon even when i don't have to, standing so close to a foid is amazing i can't even imagine what kissing and hugging must feel like
 
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Kellercel said:
Also if you are a lowerthirdcel you can keep the mask above your chin for some extra frauding.
I know
 
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If you really want to touch a foid, go use a public transport at top hours, when is crowdy :bigbrain:
 
FinnCel

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Just get covid theory
 
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The guy who gave me the vaccine was an old asian guy:feelsrope:

Though recently i went to the dentist to get my teeth cleaned and the dentist assistant was a latina with a fat fucking ass bruh.I literally couldnt help but stare and i felt her thighs brush against my legs while giving me an X Ray.Almost popped a boner right there and than.
 
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We spit in tubes now.
 
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No thanks, keep the nanobots and also keep the untrained testers causing sinus damage
 
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Kellercel said:
Fucking brutal i might go testing again soon even when i don't have to, standing so close to a foid is amazing i can't even imagine what kissing and hugging must feel like
I've hugged once and it feels amazing :feelsohh:pisses me off knowing I'll never get that again. Never kissed though always wondered what that was like:fuk:.
 
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Kellercel said:
I recently had to get tested to travel abroad, there was a cute foid doing the testing, she was my age as well. Her putting the jew stick up my nose was the closest i've came to touching a female, since she indirectly touched me and had to stand in front of me. Afterwards i felt warm and fuzzy it was great.
Also if you are a lowerthirdcel you can keep the mask above your chin for some extra frauding.
You could just get a female GP or regular doctor and ask for a general checkup (or prostate exam). No need for wuhan wheeze shit going up your nose
 
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