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Zhou Chang-Xing

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In this song a man named Cotton Eye Joe came out of nowhere and stole all the toilets from the cowboys, they were left with literally 0 toilets. The original song was a 19th century American song from the Wild West, but in this 1994 Swedish song a toilet explains why she fell for Cotton Eye Joe... He was handsome and strong.

The men in the song explain that they're incels (unmarried in a 19th century Christian civilisation where premarital sex was taboo), they specifically lay the blame on their competition.


View: https://youtube.com/shorts/A2iTeTb5zZU?si=HdMmKPu7Lhv264CH


This is exactly why we're incels today, we're not incels because we are particularly undesirable individuals, we're incels because we have to compete with Chad on the same marketplace. Before swiping based dating apps toilets had to choose from the men they felt the strongest emotional connection with, but today they have access to the men that makes their pussy the wettest with his jawline.

So, where did Cotton Eye Joe (Chad) come from? And where did Chad go? Where did you come from Chad?

If it wasn't for Chad we would've all been married a long time ago.
 
this song is epitome of subhuman taste
 
over for nikocadocels. Chicken nuggets won.
 
chad always wins. No civilization or religion for your face.
 
@Copexodius Maximus ...but where?

1000052551
 
Remember when they fuck your ass the juice will come out
 
Remember when they fuck your ass the juice will come out
@Uggo Mongo ..here's an scary one^.

View: https://youtu.be/5Z0SSOwIIbA?si=Ukmor4HyNsdFptXh


In this song a man named Cotton Eye Joe came out of nowhere and stole all the toilets from the cowboys, they were left with literally 0 toilets. The original song was a 19th century American song from the Wild West, but in this 1994 Swedish song a toilet explains why she fell for Cotton Eye Joe... He was handsome and strong.

The men in the song explain that they're incels (unmarried in a 19th century Christian civilisation where premarital sex was taboo), they specifically lay the blame on their competition.


View: https://youtube.com/shorts/A2iTeTb5zZU?si=HdMmKPu7Lhv264CH


This is exactly why we're incels today, we're not incels because we are particularly undesirable individuals, we're incels because we have to compete with Chad on the same marketplace. Before swiping based dating apps toilets had to choose from the men they felt the strongest emotional connection with, but today they have access to the men that makes their pussy the wettest with his jawline.

So, where did Cotton Eye Joe (Chad) come from? And where did Chad go? Where did you come from Chad?

If it wasn't for Chad we would've all been married a long time ago.

Lord. You synthesized all that from this shitty remake of a classic folky 19th century song American classic.
 
the second one lmao
 
Cottonmouth Joe sucks
 

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