Based Cool dream of sex

[MonkeyInaT34]

I've had dreams of having girlfriends, so far these were the best dreams I've had, although they're pretty rare and I can only remember 3 dreams with this theme. Today I took a nap this afternoon, and dreamt of something I never nor thought I'd ever dream of.

I don't remember what the girl looked like, all I can recall was how good it felt, too bad it's not real though, but atleast my brain acknowledges what I want, I hope it gives me more someday

 

[Animecel2D]

moga me

I never get dreams like this. Last night I dreamt of getting beaten up after failing to take over a military base in the middle of the ocean that was somehow a huge metal box that shifted elements

 

[Animecel2D]

I had to watch my squad members step on a mine and get blown to smithereens. It was really sad

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

I had to watch my squad members step on a mine and get blown to smithereens. It was really sad

I've had military themed dreams as well, they were mostly about tanks though, last week I had a really fucking epic dream where I found a tank in the forest and I examined it's exterior.

This makes sense since I've been playing world of tanks and warthunder for years, I've been interested in tanks since I was 3.

 

[Animecel2D]

I've had military themed dreams as well, they were mostly about tanks though, last week I had a really fucking epic dream where I found a tank in the forest and I examined it's exterior.

This makes sense since I've been playing world of tanks and warthunder for years, I've been interested in tanks since I was 3.

After my squad was wiped out I was the only one remaining. And I remember running for my life, really running as fast as I can but the enemy had this one soldier that had like superspeed and when I looked back he morphed into this ball of blue plasma/electricity and bolted right for me and morphed back. Then he beat the shit out of me and even broken my helmet

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Why can't I have dreams like that

 

[Icarus]

I had one about lulu chu sucking me off. Felt pretty good ngl

 

[Britbongler]

Mogs me. Every dream I have seems to be nightmare-ish.

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

After my squad was wiped out I was the only one remaining. And I remember running for my life, really running as fast as I can but the enemy had this one soldier that had like superspeed and when I looked back he morphed into this ball of blue plasma/electricity and bolted right for me and morphed back. Then he beat the shit out of me and even broken my helmet

Sounds like a nightmare, I never had typical warfare themed dreams, the closest I've gotten was a tank skirmish.

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

Why can't I have dreams like that

You must manifest them! Whisper them into existence

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

Mogs me. Every dream I have seems to be nightmare-ish.

I have actual nightmares frequently, usually they're based off past experiences, like my ape mother abusing me or trying to kill me, or the times I've gotten bullied, I wake up in cold sweat from this shit.

But gladly my useless fucking brain gives me a nice treat every once in a blue moon, I might have a dream where I have a girlfriend, and this is the first dream where I've fucked.

 

[Britbongler]

I have actual nightmares frequently, usually they're based off past experiences, like my ape mother abusing me or trying to kill me, or the times I've gotten bullied, I wake up in cold sweat from this shit.

But gladly my useless fucking brain gives me a nice treat every once in a blue moon, I might have a dream where I have a girlfriend, and this is the first dream where I've fucked.

Brutal. I have forgotten basically all my dreams except one where it was just like my waking life except there were objects which weren't there before. Like a cartoon lion box which was in my bedroom.

 

[Britbongler]

What did it feel like?

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

What did it feel like?

It's almost indescribable, like jerking off, but imagine using no hands, and your blood is hot, the best way I can describe it is like a "phantom crank".

Although it's likely not how real sex feels like, since you'd need to actually have sex in order for your brain to replicate that feeling in a dream. But this is the best I can get, I'll take it.

 

[Britbongler]

It's almost indescribable, like jerking off, but imagine using no hands, and your blood is hot, the best way I can describe it is like a "phantom crank".

I remember this guy telling me that sex was like jerking off with a wet hole without using your hands.

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

I remember this guy telling me that sex was like jerking off with a wet hole without using your hands.

Sounds weird, but I bet it feels a lot better than it sounds, and it's also way healthier than jerking off. We weren't meant to fuck our hands for the entirety of our lives, so that's why I'm getting a sex doll

Once I have enough money I'll become a @Dollfucker

 

[Britbongler]

"Wake induced lucid dreaming" that's literally schizophrenia.

It isn't lol. Look it up, it's the most effective LD technique.

 

[MonkeyInaT34]

It isn't lol. Look it up, it's the most effective LD technique.

I read some things about it, apparently you have to transition from being awake into dreaming while maintaining consciousness.

That sounds really hard to do, this is the type of shit monks would practice.

 

[Dollfucker]

Sounds weird, but I bet it feels a lot better than it sounds, and it's also way healthier than jerking off. We weren't meant to fuck our hands for the entirety of our lives, so that's why I'm getting a sex doll

Once I have enough money I'll become a @Dollfucker

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