Cope Cooked this sandwich.

[Zer0/∞]

Made a sandwich with halal turkey bacon bits steamed with caramelized onions, Monterey jack cheese, brioche bread, mayonnaise, and this old jar of Tostitos habanero sauce I found in my fridge.

Thoughts and any other recipe suggestions I can cook easily?

Spoiler: Tags

@PPEcel @Deta97 @Mentally lost cel @Transcended Trucel

 

[FamilyGuy1999]

halal turkey bacon bits steamed with caramelized onions, Monterey jack cheese, brioche bread, mayonnaise, and this Tostitos habanero sauce

sounds nice. is that soda or tea in that cup?

 

[Zer0/∞]

sounds nice. is that soda or tea in that cup?

Thanks. It's soda.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Made a sandwich with halal turkey bacon bits steamed with caramelized onions, Monterey jack cheese, brioche bread, mayonnaise, and this old jar of Tostitos habanero sauce I found in my fridge.
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Thoughts and any other recipe suggestions I can easily cook?

Spoiler: Tags

@PPEcel @Deta97 @Mentally lost cel @Transcended Trucel

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Actually looks decent. Looks like something one could buy from Arby's.

 

[kanyepilled]

mogs me, my mom makes my food

looks tasty

 

[PPEcel]

Use real bacon and not turkey bacon

 

[Zer0/∞]

Actually looks decent. Looks like something one could buy from Arby's.

You actually read my mind: that was what I was going for when I began cooking this sandwich.

Use real bacon and not turkey bacon

I'm Muslim and I am not going to eat some filthy swine.

How can someone eat something so revolting?

 

[PPEcel]

You actually read my mind: that was what I was going for when I began cooking this sandwich.

I'm Muslim and I am not going to eat some filthy swine.
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How can someone eat something so revolting?

It tastes good

 

[Linesnap99]

m Muslim and I am not going to eat some filthy swine.
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How can someone eat something so revolting?

you stupid or what, these animals are farmed for meat, just like fish and chicken and beef. you are not eating a wild pig infested with worms. i don't eat meat but you qyestion other what they eat they can eat shit and wouldnt care.

 

[Native]

Mogger sandwich bro. I remember I was 15 and found I could combine an onion toasted bagel with roast beef and cheese and microwave it and that shit smacked all summer when I figured it out.

 

[Robtical]

I'm Muslim and I am not going to eat some filthy swine.

All animals are filthy because they have anuses and colons they shit out of.

 

[Deta97]

Well done, dude!

For the next challenge, make some shrimp scampi!

Recipe goes as follows:
4 Tbsp Butter
2 Tbsp Olive Oil
1 lb XL Raw Shrimp (peeled and tail off)
2 Tbsp Minced Garlic
Salt and Black Pepper to Taste
Some Parsley Flakes
1/4 Cup of White Cooking Wine or Broth (I use Chicken Bone Broth for protein)
Red Pepper Flakes to Taste
And a Splash of Lemon Juice

1. In a large skillet, add olive oil and butter and have it melt.
2. Once butter is melted and mixed, add in minced garlic. Allow it to marinate for one minute.
3. Stir in the shrimp and cover with the top.
4. Once the shrimp begins to turn pink, add in some salt and black pepper and make sure everything is covered.
5. Mix in some parsley flakes and allow that to infuse the “sauce”.
6. Mix in the wine/broth, and allow it do do its job for a few minutes
7. Toss in some red pepper flakes and lemon juice and you should be good to go. Just make your pasta and there you go!

Good luck!

 

[Zer0/∞]

Well done, dude!
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For the next challenge, make some shrimp scampi!

Recipe goes as follows:
4 Tbsp Butter
2 Tbsp Olive Oil
1 lb XL Raw Shrimp (peeled and tail off)
2 Tbsp Minced Garlic
Salt and Black Pepper to Taste
Some Parsley Flakes
1/4 Cup of White Cooking Wine or Broth (I use B for protein)
Red Pepper Flakes to Taste
And a Splash of Lemon Juice

1. In a large skillet, add olive oil and butter and have it melt.
2. Once butter is melted and mixed, add in minced garlic. Allow it to marinate for one minute.
3. Stir in the shrimp and cover with the top.
4. Once the shrimp begins to turn pink, add in some salt and black pepper and make sure everything is covered.
5. Mix in some parsley flakes and allow that to infuse the “sauce”.
6. Mix in the wine/broth, and allow it do do its job for a few minutes
7. Toss in some red pepper flakes and lemon juice and you should be good to go. Just make your pasta and there you go!

Good luck!

Sounds good, I'll try to make that next.

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

Made a sandwich with halal turkey bacon bits steamed with caramelized onions, Monterey jack cheese, brioche bread, mayonnaise, and this old jar of Tostitos habanero sauce I found in my fridge.
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Thoughts and any other recipe suggestions I can cook easily?

Spoiler: Tags

@PPEcel @Deta97 @Mentally lost cel @Transcended Trucel

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Looks good but change the bread that looks soggy

 

[Zer0/∞]

you stupid or what, these animals are farmed for meat, just like fish and chicken and beef. you are not eating a wild pig infested with worms. i don't eat meat but you qyestion other what they eat they can eat shit and wouldnt care.

Still, a subhuman animal by all measures and my family doesn't buy factory-farmed meats most of the time: only chicken from this live halal poultry slaughterhouse near me or a farm upstate for beef/goat meat every eid.

Looks good but change the bread that looks soggy

Yeah, I should've toasted both sides of the bread.

 

[Therapywasaaste]

You actually read my mind: that was what I was going for when I began cooking this sandwich.

I'm Muslim and I am not going to eat some filthy swine.
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How can someone eat something so revolting?

They're so cute

Probably the best of all animals tbh ( including humans).

 

[Todd’s Pay Pig]

Are you drinking Coke, Pepsi, Faygo Cola, RC Cola or something else?

 

[Zer0/∞]

Are you drinking Coke, Pepsi, Faygo Cola, RC Cola or something else?

Pepsi; drank one cup and gave the rest to my brother.

 

[Linesnap99]

Still, a subhuman animal by all measures and my family doesn't buy factory-farmed meats most of the time: only chicken from this live halal poultry slaughterhouse near me or a farm upstate for beef/goat meat every eid.

Ok but they are not subhuman animals, theya re smart and many pigs have sacrificed their lives like rats for the betterment of human like being a gunie pig for testing of medicines. and pigs are also kept as pet animal. i also make my own sandwich because no gf who will make it for me.

 

[remincel]

That looks good bro, 11/10 would eat.

 

[Emba]

Does halal mean it was tortured slowly as it died?

 

[Zer0/∞]

Does halal mean it was tortured slowly as it died?

No, it means you have to do a blessing before you slaughter the animal and feed it properly according to Islam law.

 

[Emba]

No, it means you have to do a blessing before you slaughter the animal and feed it properly according to Islam law.

Oh... So it's the opposite of jewish halal (or kosher, or whatever they call it that seems similar) then.

Sounds like you had a tasty sammy.

 

[Wellington]

Pork is fucking delicious, you're missing out man.

Also alcohol is amazing, getting drunk helps numb my pain and suffering.

 

[PPEcel]

Well done, dude!
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For the next challenge, make some shrimp scampi!

Recipe goes as follows:
4 Tbsp Butter
2 Tbsp Olive Oil
1 lb XL Raw Shrimp (peeled and tail off)
2 Tbsp Minced Garlic
Salt and Black Pepper to Taste
Some Parsley Flakes
1/4 Cup of White Cooking Wine or Broth (I use Chicken Bone Broth for protein)
Red Pepper Flakes to Taste
And a Splash of Lemon Juice

1. In a large skillet, add olive oil and butter and have it melt.
2. Once butter is melted and mixed, add in minced garlic. Allow it to marinate for one minute.
3. Stir in the shrimp and cover with the top.
4. Once the shrimp begins to turn pink, add in some salt and black pepper and make sure everything is covered.
5. Mix in some parsley flakes and allow that to infuse the “sauce”.
6. Mix in the wine/broth, and allow it do do its job for a few minutes
7. Toss in some red pepper flakes and lemon juice and you should be good to go. Just make your pasta and there you go!

Good luck!

Based

Don't forget to use the starchy pasta water as needed

 

[Deleted member 33054]

dat bun lookin puffy and soft

 

[Lookscel]

mogs me, my mom makes my food

 

[Deta97]

Based

Don't forget to use the starchy pasta water as needed

Yes!

 

[CoomerCommander]

Burritos are my go-to. Grab a can a beans, cook up some scrambled eggs with black pepper, bacon, bell peppers, cheese. Toss in any other ingredients into a flour tortilla and bam, nutrition wrapped up in a convenient package.

 

[Cuckoja]

Burritos are my go-to. Grab a can a beans, cook up some scrambled eggs with black pepper, bacon, bell peppers, cheese. Toss in any other ingredients into a flour tortilla and bam, nutrition wrapped up in a convenient package.

Strong first post.

 

[bigantennaemay1]

I am not going to eat some filthy swine.

How can someone eat something so revolting?

Based.