As of May 6th, 2026, Justice Thomas will have served on the U.S. Supreme Court for exactly 34 years and 195 days. He is currently tied with Stephen Johnson Field as the 2nd-longest-serving U.S. Supreme Court justice. That is quite a long time—most .is members, myself included, were born after Thomas was sworn into the Court.
I do not agree with every single one of Justice Thomas' opinions, but I cannot deny that he has a unique and remarkable ability to make femoids seethe. Justice Thomas' tenure was in and of itself a triumph over feminism run amok: After his confirmation hearings, he was baselessly accused of sexual harassment by a femoid, and the hearings reopened. Fortunately for us, this was insufficient to derail his nomination.
During his historic tenure, he has gradually restored the Constitution closer to its proper understanding. For much of his first decade in the Court, Justice Thomas has been in the minority, but his dissenting opinions provided an intellectual foundation for the opinions of the current Court. His contributions are too numerous for me to thoroughly discuss, but I shall mention a few notable ones.
Justice Thomas is the most based proponent of the Second Amendment on the Court. In New York State Rifle & Pistol Ass'n v. Bruen, 597 U.S. 1 (2022), his majority opinion properly held that the constitutionality of gun regulations should be evaluated on the basis of whether there was a historical tradition of similar regulations. In fact, Justice Thomas takes the Second Amendment further than any other member of the current Court: he was the sole dissenter in United States v. Rahimi, 602 U.S. 680 (2024), in which he voted to allow firearms possession by those with domestic violence restraining orders against them. (If you had kept up with the legal happenings, you would have heard the incessant squealing by feminists as the Court heard Rahimi.)
And who could forget Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization, 597 U.S. 215 (2022), where the Court correctly held that the Constitution does not confer a right to abortion? While Justice Alito penned the majority opinion, Justice Thomas writes in his concurrence that he would have gone even further and overturn Griswold v. Connecticut, 381 U. S. 479 (1965) (conctraceptives), Lawrence v. Texas, 539 U. S. 558 (2003) (faggot sex), and Obergefell v. Hodges, 576 U. S. 644 (2015) (faggot marriage).
Some of Thomas' opinions have even touched on our work here at Incels.is. In McIntyre v. Ohio Elections Commission, 514 U.S. 334 (1995), Justice Thomas' concurrence made clear that the original intent of the First Amendment included a protection of anonymous speech. Over the years, I have seen ignorant Redditors propose that incel forums be legally required to display the user's real name. But McIntyre and subsequent cases make clear that doing so would be unconstitutional.
Should Justice Thomas serve until late May 2028, he will overtake the 36-year tenure of William O. Douglas, and become the longest-serving justice in U.S. history. Here's to more years of making femoids seethe!
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