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Serious Confession: I have never coomed

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Never. Not once. I just never figured out how to do it I guess. Tugging my weener just does not feel pleasant.

Also I know it'll sound brutally autistic but it seems like a senseless thing to do since I'm not attracted to my hand.

I'm not asexual though. I experience arousal and a desire for intercourse. But emulating it with a hand or whatever just doesn't fool me.
 
Never. Not once. I just never figured out how to do it I guess. Tugging my weener just does not feel pleasant.

Also I know it'll sound brutally autistic but it seems like a senseless thing to do since I'm not attracted to my hand.

I'm not asexual though. I experience arousal and a desire for intercourse. But emulating it with a hand or whatever just doesn't fool me.
Low T trait tbh
 
How JFL

You live in fucking Denmark. What's stopping you from hopping on a train to Amsterdam and trying it out?
 
Never. Not once. I just never figured out how to do it I guess. Tugging my weener just does not feel pleasant.

Also I know it'll sound brutally autistic but it seems like a senseless thing to do since I'm not attracted to my hand.

I'm not asexual though. I experience arousal and a desire for intercourse. But emulating it with a hand or whatever just doesn't fool me.
Try using a vacuum cleaner. That will feel like a blowjob maybe
 
Never. Not once. I just never figured out how to do it I guess. Tugging my weener just does not feel pleasant.

Also I know it'll sound brutally autistic but it seems like a senseless thing to do since I'm not attracted to my hand.

I'm not asexual though. I experience arousal and a desire for intercourse. But emulating it with a hand or whatever just doesn't fool me.
Are for real? You have never experienced an orgasm?
 
Based and kinda relatable. I'm on 3+ years without cooming, not due to some self-improvement internet scam, but because at some point my enjoyment vanished. I wanna fuck a foid, not my hand while getting mk ultra'd by jews.
 
Never. Not once. I just never figured out how to do it I guess. Tugging my weener just does not feel pleasant.

Also I know it'll sound brutally autistic but it seems like a senseless thing to do since I'm not attracted to my hand.

I'm not asexual though. I experience arousal and a desire for intercourse. But emulating it with a hand or whatever just doesn't fool me.

This seems more like a severe endocrine issue rather than not knowing how to masturbate tbh.
 
Cope. High T Gigachad also cooms almost every single day:feelsUgh:
I wouldn't know because I don't enjoy thinking about Gigachads cooming but you do you. :feelsEhh:
Are for real? You have never experienced an orgasm?
No sir never.
I wanna fuck a foid, not my hand while getting mk ultra'd by jews.
I feel the same. There's a running gag about how masturbating is gay because you're basically giving a man a handjob but I feel this unironically. Like, how do straight man not find it deeply uncomfortable to stroke a dick? :feelstastyman:
Tis' over
Genuinely.
This seems more like a severe endocrine issue rather than not knowing how to masturbate tbh.
:feelsrope:
 
I wouldn't know because I don't enjoy thinking about Gigachads cooming but you do you.
:feelsUgh:
Nigga...
I only fantasize about being a conquistador who cooms in every exotic pussy on planet earth. I'm entitled to do that because I'm a white man. This is my birthright.
 
I wouldn't know because I don't enjoy thinking about Gigachads cooming but you do you. :feelsEhh:

No sir never.

I feel the same. There's a running gag about how masturbating is gay because you're basically giving a man a handjob but I feel this unironically. Like, how do straight man not find it deeply uncomfortable to stroke a dick? :feelstastyman:

Genuinely.

:feelsrope:
Well... what are you waiting for then? :feelsaww:
 
Try rubbing it against your bed whilst thinking about having sex with a foid with ur eyes closed
I've never coomed by hand in my life
 
either extreme cope/ bullshit/ or you are literally what every man wants to be, without the incel/ ugly part lol

i wish i didnt have to jack off multiple times a day to keep sexual frustration away and just to get a scratch of dopamine
 
I started cooming at age 12. I'm 30 now. I did it prone on my belly though, because i didn't understand how to do it properly until age 14. My father never teached me how to move my foreskin.
 
I haven’t masturbated or like seen porn in 2+ years you’re sorta based for rejecting porn this long willingly
 
Fake and gay. Even if you have not liked it with your hand you would hump a pillow or something. Sounds like you have hormone problems, that you don’t get sexual arousal.
 
I haven’t masturbated or like seen porn in 2+ years you’re sorta based for rejecting porn this long willingly
don't you get wet dreams?
 
based and woke
 
i wish i didnt have to jack off multiple times a day to keep sexual frustration away and just to get a scratch of dopamine
I still experience sexual frustration though.
I haven’t masturbated or like seen porn in 2+ years you’re sorta based for rejecting porn this long willingly
based and woke
:feelsYall:
don't you get wet dreams?
Never had it happen.

When I was young I thought wet dreams meant that you pee your pants. :feelstastyman:
Before then i just watched femdom since the age of 14.
:feelskek:
 
I can't help myself having a strange sexuality. Just the same as faggots or predators can't help theirs. The only solution would be to do nofap and no porn forever but I've tried that many times and only gotten to 115 days at max.
 
buy a fleshlight
 

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