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Blackpill Confessing my deep dark secrets

1) I never use tissue paper or a paper towel to "clean up" my cum after I jerk off. I basically just let it pool in my belly button and then dry, or just let it rest/sit directly below my belly button, where it eventually dries against my underwear (since after I cum, I just yank my undies and shorts back up, so the cum is more or less soaked up by the material of my undies and whatever isn't dries directly on my skin). Sometimes (depending on how horny I am or when the last time I jerked off was) there is A LOT of cum.

when I told my cousin about never wiping/cleaning up my cum with anything after I jerk off, he was disgusted...he said shit like "dude, what the fuck, that is fucking disgusting, wipe that shit up with a tissue or something." So, I guess that most of you guys wipe up your cum off of your skin after u jerk off? u don't just yank your underwear and shorts over your cum to let it dry "naturally" against the undies and your skin?

2) I usually go weeks without taking a shower, often until the point where my dad starts complaining about the smell or when the smell starts to disturb my sleep.

3) I rarely brush my teeth because I always stay up late and at that point I'm just too tired and my "tiredness" would be affected if I start brushing.
Yeah, at this point you should considering buying a rope.
 
I am not so sure about that. Is there no meaning to life beyond sensual consummation?
Maybe if I wasn't so ugly I would be able to find another meaning, being ugly drags me down to the bottom
 
Why? I used to take a lot of showers before when I was working or in school, it did 0 difference lol. Hygiene is cope if you are ugly
Not cleaning the cum off your chest is fucking rancid bro
 
Maybe if I wasn't so ugly I would be able to find another meaning, being ugly drags me down to the bottom
Having the worst hygiene known to fucking man surely isn't gonna help either, who the fuck lets cum dry on their skin instead of just wiping it :feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke:
 
Having the worst hygiene known to fucking man surely isn't gonna help either, who the fuck lets cum dry on their skin instead of just wiping it :feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke:
Like I said I have been letting it dry for almost 17 years now. Trust me when you are almost 30 like me and still khhv you lose all hope
 
1) I never use tissue paper or a paper towel to "clean up" my cum after I jerk off. I basically just let it pool in my belly button and then dry, or just let it rest/sit directly below my belly button, where it eventually dries against my underwear (since after I cum, I just yank my undies and shorts back up, so the cum is more or less soaked up by the material of my undies and whatever isn't dries directly on my skin). Sometimes (depending on how horny I am or when the last time I jerked off was) there is A LOT of cum.

when I told my cousin about never wiping/cleaning up my cum with anything after I jerk off, he was disgusted...he said shit like "dude, what the fuck, that is fucking disgusting, wipe that shit up with a tissue or something." So, I guess that most of you guys wipe up your cum off of your skin after u jerk off? u don't just yank your underwear and shorts over your cum to let it dry "naturally" against the undies and your skin?

2) I usually go weeks without taking a shower, often until the point where my dad starts complaining about the smell or when the smell starts to disturb my sleep.

3) I rarely brush my teeth because I always stay up late and at that point I'm just too tired and my "tiredness" would be affected if I start brushing.
1) use tissue paper
2) shower
3) brush teeth

that will be about 500 eur for my self-help advice :redpill:
 
Like I said I have been letting it dry for almost 17 years now. Trust me when you are almost 30 like me and still khhv you lose all hope
I can kind of understand but the germs are too much for me.
 
Honestly, your ugliness is not such an impactful characteristic that ultimately contributes to the determination of your happiness and success. There are plenty of ugly men who have achieved something, such as the philosopher Immanuel Kant.
Most ugly men are complete losers
 
picture someone sitting normally on a toilet bowl, now rotate them on the horizontal axis by 180degrees so they're facing the opposite side. i sit like that and ejaculate down into the toilet. it saves tissue & the hassle of cleaning up. plus, i pee after i cum so i flush in one go. it's ironic that i'm cumming my genetically inferior sperm into the toilet bowl and flushing it away. some days when i cum a lot, the volume of cum decreases so i will be able to ejaculate into a single tile of tissue, so i do that. i can't dispose of my cum any other way coz it has a strong smell.
I do the same shit. But i stand and cum-blast into the toilet.
 

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