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1) I never use tissue paper or a paper towel to "clean up" my cum after I jerk off. I basically just let it pool in my belly button and then dry, or just let it rest/sit directly below my belly button, where it eventually dries against my underwear (since after I cum, I just yank my undies and shorts back up, so the cum is more or less soaked up by the material of my undies and whatever isn't dries directly on my skin). Sometimes (depending on how horny I am or when the last time I jerked off was) there is A LOT of cum.

when I told my cousin about never wiping/cleaning up my cum with anything after I jerk off, he was disgusted...he said shit like "dude, what the fuck, that is fucking disgusting, wipe that shit up with a tissue or something." So, I guess that most of you guys wipe up your cum off of your skin after u jerk off? u don't just yank your underwear and shorts over your cum to let it dry "naturally" against the undies and your skin?

2) I usually go weeks without taking a shower, often until the point where my dad starts complaining about the smell or when the smell starts to disturb my sleep.

3) I rarely brush my teeth because I always stay up late and at that point I'm just too tired and my "tiredness" would be affected if I start brushing.
 
mama mia ur extreme

well, if you okay with this - fine, i guess
 
mama mia ur extreme

well, if you okay with this - fine, i guess
Obviously I would take care of myself If I had a life but i just ldar so it doesn't matter
 
i make myself brush my teeth after seeing lots of rotting teethcel posts on here a few weeks back and also after watching an incel movie where this guy's tooth suddenly hurt and i think the inconvenience of forcing myself to brush my teeth twice a day is much better than the inconvenience of dental decay & physical pain.

picture someone sitting normally on a toilet bowl, now rotate them on the horizontal axis by 180degrees so they're facing the opposite side. i sit like that and ejaculate down into the toilet. it saves tissue & the hassle of cleaning up. plus, i pee after i cum so i flush in one go. it's ironic that i'm cumming my genetically inferior sperm into the toilet bowl and flushing it away. some days when i cum a lot, the volume of cum decreases so i will be able to ejaculate into a single tile of tissue, so i do that. i can't dispose of my cum any other way coz it has a strong smell.

the max i can go without showering is 2-3 days coz i don't change clothes and my body itches after sitting down or lying in bed for the whole day. plus, black heads appear on my body if i don't shower for long, so i learned it's optimal to shower once every 24 hours to avoid such inconveniences. plus, it feels much comfier to lie in bed after a shower. all soft and shit
 
1) I never use tissue paper or a paper towel to "clean up" my cum after I jerk off. I basically just let it pool in my belly button and then dry, or just let it rest/sit directly below my belly button, where it eventually dries against my underwear (since after I cum, I just yank my undies and shorts back up, so the cum is more or less soaked up by the material of my undies and whatever isn't dries directly on my skin). Sometimes (depending on how horny I am or when the last time I jerked off was) there is A LOT of cum.

when I told my cousin about never wiping/cleaning up my cum with anything after I jerk off, he was disgusted...he said shit like "dude, what the fuck, that is fucking disgusting, wipe that shit up with a tissue or something." So, I guess that most of you guys wipe up your cum off of your skin after u jerk off? u don't just yank your underwear and shorts over your cum to let it dry "naturally" against the undies and your skin?

2) I usually go weeks without taking a shower, often until the point where my dad starts complaining about the smell or when the smell starts to disturb my sleep.

3) I rarely brush my teeth because I always stay up late and at that point I'm just too tired and my "tiredness" would be affected if I start brushing.
1) I do clean up bc I don't like when my pp's wet after cooming.
2) I wash my hair every 3-4 days, but it's been weeks I didn't took a complete shower.
3) I do it once every few days too.
 
i make myself brush my teeth after seeing lots of rotting teethcel posts on here a few weeks back and also after watching an incel movie where this guy's tooth suddenly hurt and i think the inconvenience of forcing myself to brush my teeth twice a day is much better than the inconvenience of dental decay & physical pain.

picture someone sitting normally on a toilet bowl, now rotate them on the horizontal axis by 180degrees so they're facing the opposite side. i sit like that and ejaculate down into the toilet. it saves tissue & the hassle of cleaning up. plus, i pee after i cum so i flush in one go. it's ironic that i'm cumming my genetically inferior sperm into the toilet bowl and flushing it away. some days when i cum a lot, the volume of cum decreases so i will be able to ejaculate into a single tile of tissue, so i do that. i can't dispose of my cum any other way coz it has a strong smell.

the max i can go without showering is 2-3 days coz i don't change clothes and my body itches after sitting down or lying in bed for the whole day. plus, black heads appear on my body if i don't shower for long, so i learned it's optimal to shower once every 24 hours to avoid such inconveniences. plus, it feels much comfier to lie in bed after a shower. all soft and shit
Are you a neet?
 
You should brush your teeth. The pain is not worth it.
 
S1:

Aspie John was a 5'2 ethnic male from Brew City. He had previously lived with mother, though the two experienced a sudden cessation of government benefits upon Aspie John reaching adulthood. His mother, disgusted by her autistic and chronically anxious son, informed him that he was to leave upon reaching adulthood, so Aspie John left his home when the time for moving came. He boarded a bus and traveled for several hours to another country, during which an elderly Sicilian woman criticized him for sitting near her(This woman later pointed to him and started denigrating him with a friend as he exited the bus).

Aspie John first slept in Target bathrooms. Then, after encountering security, Aspie John slept on benches outside. He had little money and bought bananas with coins he had available, resulting in a bundle of bananas he had, which he disposed of after another male spat on him while he was sitting on a bench. He awoke one morning, and a passing couple looked at Aspie John and responded with "Don't do that" as he attempted to greet them. He spent his mornings walking to the nearby Target restroom so he could clean his body. Aspie John would ignore the other homeless males doing similar acts as well as the masked Target employees cleaning.

Aspie John visited a local church for their shelter connection system(During this time, another male started hitting his head while he was napping on a bench covered with his coat) and started staying at a local Christian shelter, though he soon left due to rodents and shared sleeping spaces. As he was sitting outside on one occasion, a car of staff members drove by and noticed his presence. They remarked "I was wondering why I didn't see him at the shelter" while laughing. He was also kicked out of the shelter after being promised space. A female passerby noted "He must be living on the streets" at this time. A day later, Aspie John is waiting on a local train platform when a tall White male approaches him and, angry at Aspie John's inability to greet him, tells him, "Sup Nigguh. You make all the fat girls faint. Keep your shirt on".

Aspie John was visiting the shelter connection room daily, when he was told of an opening in a local youth shelter. This shelter was in the Northern part of his new country, so Aspie John called the shelter and prepared for travel. He was given a bus token, and boarded the 5B Metro Transit bus to his new shelter. He waited outside and was let in at 6:00 PM for entry. His new case manager referred him to an emergency bed, and then moved him into a single-person room the next day. His new case manager, Tall White Germanic, informed the other youth of his ASD affliction.

Thus, Aspie John spent several days adjusting to the new shelter, when he met a tall Black male named Aaron. Aaron started smirking at Aspie John and laughing at him with his friends. As Aspie John was cleaning himself one morning, Aaron's roommate opened the door and witnessed Aspie John's naked body. He then quickly left and Aaron came into the bathroom, laughing and taking pictures of his naked body("Aspie John is small!").

After two weeks, Aaron and his shelter friends started sitting outside of Aspie John's room door each night, playing very loud "Rap" music. They would also throw dice at his door and speak about it loudly("I rolled a six!").

Aspie John started leaving the shelter every other day to sit outside(Often with bags of food as his only meal for the day). While inside, he'd focus on preparing to move into a local apartment using the country's GRH fund and would visit freelancing sites for relief from his situation.

Aspie John was, by this point, spending most of his time in his commune room, sitting on commune computers, or simply sitting outside to eat with food bags he prepared. He was too anxious and weak to visit the downstairs kitchen often since the other youth would snicker and move away from him. He started fantasizing about the different recipes he would make after he had moved into an apartment. He was too disabled to attend job interviews despite his resume. Aspie John's fellow commune youth would sit near him as he used the computer and masturbate, boasting about penis size. When Aspie John asked them to stop(Shortly before the bullying intensified), they responded with "You have a blessed day".

One night, Aspie John slept in his shelter room earlier than usual during the winter. He started sleep-talking about sexual fantasies he had since childhood, resulting in the shelter males standing outside his door laughing. This woke up Aspie John and caused him to curl into a ball, sweating and covered with fluids. Another shelter male quickly reported Aspie John and said "Aspie John's getting kicked out". Aspie John spent the next few days in his room as males would walk past and laugh at him(The males would make statements such as "Damn baby!", "Oh!", "You don't like women riding?"). The male who reported him said, "Looks like we have a mouse in the house"(Aspie John would wrap a belt and blanket around himself to control his sexual behavior).

On the day Aspie John left, foids and males started gossiping about him, snickering and laughing. He carried a large bag into sleet around 9:00 PM and traveled to a bus for travel.
 
You should brush your teeth. The pain is not worth it.
I have 0 energy at the moment but what about @Saysitsover
 
Are you a neet?
i've been neet for 2 years, i'm 20 years old. i dropped out of college twice. starting it again soon in 2 weeks. previously college was mostly an online thing anyway. i haven't left my home more than 5 times in the last 3 months i think
 
i've been neet for 2 years, i'm 20 years old. i dropped out of college twice. starting it again soon in 2 weeks. previously college was mostly an online thing anyway. i haven't left my home more than 5 times in the last 3 months i think
You are in a similar situation like me, although I'm 28 but I'm also a neet and dropped out of college, but I have plans of studying again like you ( I have no other choice) but then I will shower ofc. I would never leave either my home if my dad didn't force me to go and buy groceries multiple times a week.
 
Brushing your teeth is the last cope that most incels give up eventually
 
Brushing your teeth is the last cope that most incels give up eventually
Brutal, that means I just gave up my last cope. btw does your teeth hurt?
 
Brutal, that means I just gave up my last cope. btw does your teeth hurt?
I take ibuprofen daily to manage the pain. I’m working on rotting all of my teeth out it’s slow process
 
I take ibuprofen daily to manage the pain. I’m working on rotting all of my teeth out it’s slow process
Alright I'm going to start taking it as well, It's good to have goals in life good luck brocel
 
I’m same as you on point 1.

On point 2, I shower everyday I get home from work, but when I used to NEET, I’d shower once a week (max twice a week).

On point 3, I make it a habit to brush my
Teeth once everyday, my physical appearance is bad enough as it is but I don’t want to reach truecel territory by ruining my appearance any further as a result of having rotted teeth. Also, I enjoy eating food just like any other person, and I need functional teeth to be able to do that. I don’t want to waste thousands of dollars on dental procedures to get implants or any of that BS, I want my natural teeth
 
I’m same as you on point 1.

On point 2, I shower everyday I get home from work, but when I used to NEET, I’d shower once a week (max twice a week).

On point 3, I make it a habit to brush my
Teeth once everyday, my physical appearance is bad enough as it is but I don’t want to reach truecel territory by ruining my appearance any further as a result of having rotted teeth. Also, I enjoy eating food just like any other person, and I need functional teeth to be able to do that. I don’t want to waste thousands of dollars on dental procedures to get implants or any of that BS, I want my natural teeth
Good to hear that I'm not alone on point 1, if I wasn't a neet I would shower more often. But I'm going to start brushing I have some small pain right now, it should just take a few minutes but I'm so lazy it's insane
 
when I told my cousin about never wiping/cleaning up my cum with anything after I jerk off, he was disgusted...he said shit like "dude, what the fuck, that is fucking disgusting, wipe that shit up with a tissue or something."
He just say it was funny if you were good looking
 
I take ibuprofen daily to manage the pain. I’m working on rotting all of my teeth out it’s slow process
ibuprofen will do nothing for tooth pain
you need something way stronger
 
He just say it was funny if you were good looking
He would probably even call it normal and start doing it himself if i was good looking
 
ibuprofen will do nothing for tooth pain
you need something way stronger
It helps some in my experiences. I may need to upgrade once the rot is further in.
 
Brushing your teeth is the last cope that most incels give up eventually
idk how much longer are you willing to feed into that obvious larp
 
1) I never use tissue paper or a paper towel to "clean up" my cum after I jerk off. I basically just let it pool in my belly button and then dry, or just let it rest/sit directly below my belly button, where it eventually dries against my underwear (since after I cum, I just yank my undies and shorts back up, so the cum is more or less soaked up by the material of my undies and whatever isn't dries directly on my skin). Sometimes (depending on how horny I am or when the last time I jerked off was) there is A LOT of cum.

when I told my cousin about never wiping/cleaning up my cum with anything after I jerk off, he was disgusted...he said shit like "dude, what the fuck, that is fucking disgusting, wipe that shit up with a tissue or something." So, I guess that most of you guys wipe up your cum off of your skin after u jerk off? u don't just yank your underwear and shorts over your cum to let it dry "naturally" against the undies and your skin?

2) I usually go weeks without taking a shower, often until the point where my dad starts complaining about the smell or when the smell starts to disturb my sleep.

3) I rarely brush my teeth because I always stay up late and at that point I'm just too tired and my "tiredness" would be affected if I start brushing.
brutal neetpill

as for cumming just jerk off using your underwear or something so you don’t make a mess.
 
sure your teeth can't decay forever there is a limit which you must've crossed by now!
I only started rotting them since last casino visit where I pissed into my pants
 
Often jizz into my pants before work as well
 
I want to punish women and chads
 
1) I never use tissue paper or a paper towel to "clean up" my cum after I jerk off. I basically just let it pool in my belly button and then dry, or just let it rest/sit directly below my belly button, where it eventually dries against my underwear (since after I cum, I just yank my undies and shorts back up, so the cum is more or less soaked up by the material of my undies and whatever isn't dries directly on my skin). Sometimes (depending on how horny I am or when the last time I jerked off was) there is A LOT of cum.

when I told my cousin about never wiping/cleaning up my cum with anything after I jerk off, he was disgusted...he said shit like "dude, what the fuck, that is fucking disgusting, wipe that shit up with a tissue or something." So, I guess that most of you guys wipe up your cum off of your skin after u jerk off? u don't just yank your underwear and shorts over your cum to let it dry "naturally" against the undies and your skin?

2) I usually go weeks without taking a shower, often until the point where my dad starts complaining about the smell or when the smell starts to disturb my sleep.

3) I rarely brush my teeth because I always stay up late and at that point I'm just too tired and my "tiredness" would be affected if I start brushing.
Jeez, you actually need help. That is a freaking extreme.
 
Doest the cum iratate your skinalso I never wear underwear so in the summer years ago I would go to the library and cyber text different chicks well i sacreate or of pre cum so some of it would get on the chairs in the computer lab.
 
Doest the cum iratate your skinalso I never wear underwear so in the summer years ago I would go to the library and cyber text different chicks well i sacreate or of pre cum so some of it would get on the chairs in the computer lab.
Why don't you wear underwear?
 
Unironically, this is why you are an incel.
Why? I used to take a lot of showers before when I was working or in school, it did 0 difference lol. Hygiene is cope if you are ugly
 

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