SuicideFuel Condoms reaching their expiry date

[RoastieBeef]

Use them For masturbating. It’s easier cleanup and makes it feel like you’re having sex

 

[To_Live_is to_Serve]

Just use the pull out method bro!

 

[Deleted member 15737]

Never owned a condom, never will.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

Universities handing out condoms is the ultimate ragefuel. Literally enabling whores.
Any cuck that sends his daughter off to university should be hanged in Little Big Planet 2.

Never owned a condom, never will.

 

[Deleted member 17749]

Not only I'm ugly, my 4" dick is a major reason is why I never even bothered to buy. I would need XS condoms.

 

[Sportbro]

How to waste money 101.

But that like 3 dollars every 3 years

 

[Kiko12]

Just deep throat a russian escort ..no condom needed .

 

[Deleted member 5712]

Just deep throat a russian escort ..no condom needed .

You gay or something?

Top suifuel story ngl, how did they know who was the father btw? Dna test?

from what I remember he kept asking his parents for money. After a while they were wondering where he was spending it all. He was buying her a bunch of shit since he thought he was the Father. They asked for a DNA test but she didn't want to. He didn't want to either. He stuck up for her and swore 100% he was the Father because they were "in love." Somehow the school got involved and later other people and in the end she had to take a DNA test. When it came back negative that is when all her lies started coming out. He was heartbroken....for like 2 or 3 months. Something like that until he got another virgin teen to creampie. The life of a Chad is glorious.

 

[Emba]

Condoms arr the poor mans fleshlight!

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

Careful, man. If a fellow incel sees you buying condoms, it might make them jealous and hurt their feelings.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

if you ever use condoms

 

[Bakura806]

Condoms are for Chad only
JFL at being on this site and thinking you'll ever need one

 

[KingChemist]

Yep keep tossing money in trash.