Based 2017cels. 2021cels are unfortunately not this based.they all used this guide to get pussy
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Miss my my nigga @11gaijin ... Top class dude. Haven't spoken to you since mid 2019.
Ps @PPEcel & @BlkPillPres you may want to see this.
He prolly ascended. Was he a currycel living in the west?
I'd bet more than 2/3rds have roped at this point
I doubt it. statistically a very small minority of cels actually end up roping.
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Currycel living in India.
i c. I could follow his path then, if he has ascended. But who are we kidding, he prolly got an arranged marriage and is prolly wageslaving rn.
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Well that's pretty fucked considering I lost my BB virginity to a Romanian Escort.
Miss OP.
HOLY FUCKING NECROTHREADS.
I'm one of the only people not banned from when this thread was posted.
I'm surprised your dick didn't dissolve.
I'm one of the only people not banned from when this thread was posted.
I'm surprised your dick didn't dissolve.
Romanian hookers in the UK are considered sub-human, they even lie about their nationality on listings because they know people hate them.
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Wow good guide
1. Glad to see you posting againSo as I promised in another thread, after the demands of some fellowcels, I post this guide for people who want to escortcel. I will try to make this guide as detailed but as clear as possible. I have been escortcelling for the past 2 years. I actually fucked 3 of them 3 years back when I was on an Intern to a foreign university but most others I have fucked in the last 2 years. I have fucked 21 of them till now. I don't do it very often now as I only do it on vacations as I have explained below
PS: If you don't want to escortcel or are against this practice, its fine. This guide is not for you. No hate please.
Q) What is escortcelling?
A) Escortcelling is fucking femoids in exchange of money
Q) Why should I escortcel?
A) For a number of reasons. One of them is if you are an incel who wants to have sex.
Q) But it isn't morally right.
A) Nigga, you serious?
Q) But hookers are dirty
A) A hooker, unless you pick one from the street who smokes meth all day, is probably as clean as an average girl you would be willing to fuck in a bar. Most of them
do checkups regularly and are as concerned about their safety as you.
Q) But what about STDs?
A) Use a condom nigga. STDs from escortcelling is a bluepill meme propagated by normancucks and femoids so that you are forced to get into cuck relationships with landwhales instead of fucking a 8/10 stacy in exchange for money.
Q) But I don't fear other STDs, I am afraid of HIV. That is too much of a risk
A) Everything in life has some risk associated with it. You can die in an accident as soon as you walk out tomorrow. But catching HIV is very very rare. To give you an idea these are the chances of catching HIV if you have sex with an infected person
What this means is that, HIV transmission for lets say, insertive vaginal sex (inserting the penis into the vagina) was estimated to be 0.04%, equivalent to 1 transmission per 2,500 exposures. For the mentalcels this is roughly saying that to get infected with HIV from an infected person you would need to fuck her pussy 2500 times on average. This is when you are fucking an HIV infected person without a condom. When you are using a condom, which are said to be effective 98-99% of the time and considering the factor that the femoid may or may not even have HIV you can imagine how low the odds are. I am not encouraging anyone to do bareback sex. I am just saying that the STD meme is norman bullshit which is overexxagerated.
Q) But what about oral sex? I can get HIV if she sucks me?
A) There is no documentaed case of HIV transmitted by oral sex so far. The conditions to be met to get HIV via oral are too much
Q) But people have said that they tried escortcelling and the sex was bad
A) They just met a bad hooker. Being an escort is a skill. Some escort girls are so good that they make you feel like a king, you almost fall in love. While other ones might shatter your belief in sex. I have met both types. Novices are usually more prone to run into the second type.
Q) But she doesn't love me, she is just fucking me for money
A) If validation is why you are visiting an escortgirl then you should not do so. You should instead put your money in tinder pro and set your location to Bangkok, that will give you validation.
Q) How is the sex with a hooker?
A) As I said earlier it depends on the girl. Some of them are greaaat. You will never forget the sex you had. SOme of them are shit and you won't like to remember the sex you had. I have met both types.
Q) How do they look?
A) They come in all types. I have definitely fucked lookswise 8-9/10 escortgirls. You can always choose.
Q) How do I get a hooker?
A) This depends on the place. Usually these are the options
Q) What's the complete process?
- Permium escort website: You can find these by googling London Escorts if you live in London.
Pros:
Most of the time these websites have reviews of each escort so you would get better service
Since these escorts are part of the agency they won't do bullshit as they risk losing their job
These agencies are usually quite professional and for a newbie this is the best option
Cons:
Usually more expensive- Craigslist or Backpage: You can find escorts on Craigslist or Backpage
Pros:
Cheaper than Premium escorts
You can get independent escorts
Cons:
Quality of service isn't guaranteed
You have to be more cautious (I live in Asia and I use Backpage but never had a problem, just don't be a stupidcel)- Brothels
Pros:
Cheapest
Cons:
Usually the girls are not that good looking
Quality of service is usually mechanical
Most brothel's ambiance is not that good- Vacationing
This is my preferred way of doing it. Whenever I take a holiday I usually go to Thailand or Philippines and fuck cheap hookers over there. Its a different scene in Thailand and one post isn't enough for that. They usually have many strip clubs and bars where girls work who you can take to your hotels after talking to them. Its more informal and fun. This website is dedicated to the escortcelling scene in Thailand
A) If you are new to escortcelling you should go for option 1, that is escort websites. They won't disappoint you and are more professional. You will need to spend more money though.
Once you book an escort ask her to come to your place. You can either go to hers or call her. I usually like calling them to my place or asking them to meet in a public place and then take them to my place after getting them drunk. Your place is the safer option for obvious reasons. Once she is at your place take out your condom, fuck her, cum in her mouth and ask her to swallow it. Give her the money and then she would leave.
This is a great website which covers the escortcelling scene in most countries and major cities. When I first started escortcelling I used this website. The guy replies to all comments.
If you have any other questions, shoot them.
2. Great guide
3. Glad you elaborated on the std part, its a cliche (and stupid) argument often used by anti-escortcels, I didn't even know the odds were so extremely low even without a condom (I just knew they were low with a condom), so if you use a condom you don't really have anything to worry about.
STD's are pretty much a non-argument then
Noted
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Mate its a Necrothread. He hasn't posted since 2019 I believe and yeah I had to tag you into this.
HOLY FUCKING NECROTHREADS.
I'm one of the only people not banned from when this thread was posted.
I'm surprised your dick didn't dissolve.
I was shit scared. Had to go and buy PReP straight after.
JFL I didn't even bother to check the date, I just assumed he came back
Damn some of the best escorts (looks and service) aren't working because of corona. All I see in my city are fake tits 5-6s.
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They're still good.
Yeah maybe they would be. I'm not going to escorts though cause my libido is low from dieting.
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True. I was with 3 escorts in a 3-day span about 2 weeks ago and even though I'm not suffering from my raging sex drive thanks to the orgasms experienced with them, a part of mind is starting to wonder about what chances I have for a relationship with some foid (zero of course, but the thought keeps crossing my mind over and over again).
I fucked a russian escort in london yesterday
They were as good as any other escort.
I have fucked Romanian (most likely means gypsy) hookers, the agency said they were polish.
They were as good as any other escort.
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I concur. Lost my BB & CIP V card to 1.
I've felt this but this is the only option I have though.
That's exactly why I'm wealthmaxxing
If you retire early and move to a country with a low cost of living, then you can have sex multiple times a week and it would probably cost you less than it does the average guy to be in a relationship (depends on where you live though)
Don't expect to live in new york and be able to do that
I think incels need to take advantage of the fact that poor countries exist while they still do exist lol
One day, all countries will be first world, there won't be any women that will have to fuck an incel landlord because they can't pay rent, or fuck an incel John because they have to prostitute themselves to survive
We were born in a shitty era, but there are still some loopholes and exploits, if you think we have it bad, imagine how bad it will be for the incels who have to struggle to get laid even whilst being rich, and getting laid is breaking their wallets too, because the lack of poor women means their prices go up, because they can afford to price themselves higher
need a youngcel escort guide tbh
I could only pray for Thailand while on the flight
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Thread like this are too rare
there needs to be pro-active threads , instead of LDAR nonsense.
Best would be a moneymaxx thread :
How to save and generate money with an incel lifestyle
there needs to be pro-active threads , instead of LDAR nonsense.
Best would be a moneymaxx thread :
How to save and generate money with an incel lifestyle
Haha, so true. Also, good thread, bumped for posterity. Only moralfags and clowns are against escortcelling.
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