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[coder topic] fuck Oracle they ruined Java

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java bitches when you try to override clone().

these idiots wants you to use super in the clone, and add a mother fucking throws. this is a relatively new flavor of shit.

  • Java’s clone() is tied to Object.clone() and demands implements Cloneable, which is a cursed legacy interface.
  • It forces you to throws CloneNotSupportedException, even if you know damn well your class supports cloning.
  • You’d have to call super.clone() which is brittle and breaks encapsulation if your class has deep structures.

it really is a surprise how their stock managed to soar recently with such progressive stages of enshitification.
 
Same shit will be with C#?
 
Oracle and Google. They always update their shit that breaks something. Im currently working on an Android app with frameworks from 2022 and it's nightmare
 
Oracle and Google. They always update their shit that breaks something. Im currently working on an Android app with frameworks from 2022 and it's nightmare
I hate their faggy lil updates.
:soy:: your IDE needs an update, now wait 20 minutes while the faggy updates install for your IDE to reload with 0 fucking improvements.

all they do in their corporate offices is circle jerk.
 
I hate their faggy lil updates.
:soy:: your IDE needs an update, now wait 20 minutes while the faggy updates install for your IDE to reload with 0 fucking improvements.

all they do in their corporate offices is circle jerk.
I'm working on a robot. (For work; I don't code in free time)

The framework for it is outdated and last updated in 2022; they have a new framework but it's for newer robots and is broke with the old robot.

I'm forced to edit dependencies just to get the code to "work". I'm forced to downgrade android support version/some dependencies because android 13 introduced a update that receivers must be registered with an export flag.
 
I'm working on a robot. (For work; I don't code in free time)

The framework for it is outdated and last updated in 2022; they have a new framework but it's for newer robots and is broke with the old robot.

I'm forced to edit dependencies just to get the code to "work". I'm forced to downgrade android support version/some dependencies because android 13 introduced a update that receivers must be registered with an export flag.
why I prefer audrinos
 
I hate their faggy lil updates.
:soy:: your IDE needs an update, now wait 20 minutes while the faggy updates install for your IDE to reload with 0 fucking improvements.

all they do in their corporate offices is circle jerk.
Maybe someone there is desperately clinging onto their job pushing updates that do nothing, just to appear useful.

I have noticed the same shit on websites I use regularely, like ebay or kleinanzeigen, which is the german equivalent of craig's list.

I remember when ebay had a very structured menu and it was easy to use.

Then, one day someone decided to fuck it all over with an update.

I still have dificulties using that shit.

Same goes for google services.
 
Maybe someone there is desperately clinging onto their job pushing updates that do nothing, just to appear useful.

I have noticed the same shit on websites I use regularely, like ebay or kleinanzeigen, which is the german equivalent of craig's list.

I remember when ebay had a very structured menu and it was easy to use.

Then, one day someone decided to fuck it all over with an update.

I still have dificulties using that shit.

Same goes for google services.
its called fauductivity and enshitification
 
Maybe someone there is desperately clinging onto their job pushing updates that do nothing, just to appear useful.

I have noticed the same shit on websites I use regularely, like ebay or kleinanzeigen, which is the german equivalent of craig's list.

I remember when ebay had a very structured menu and it was easy to use.

Then, one day someone decided to fuck it all over with an update.

I still have dificulties using that shit.

Same goes for google services.
It's called digging a hole and filling it. In my language it's called smashing a rock with a hammer; mindless, useless and waste of time tasks.
 

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