SuicideFuel Co-worker wagies were talking about how they lost their virginities today

[Deleted member 9758]

A conversation I was dreading for a long time now. It finally happened today. I'll spare most of the details, but normies are fucking savages jfl. One guy lost his virginity outside a nightclub, another in his friend's garden and another one in his mom's car.
When they asked me, I froze for a second because I was trying to think up of something but then I decided to only half lie. I told them I lost it in a brothel in Spain, which sounded kinda cool in my head. The reality is I lost it in my hometown to a prostitute.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

My half-relatives lost theirs in adolescence. I lost mine...

 

[LesscoBlob]

Yeah, I hate that now I'm gonna have to listen to normies' stories on how they lost their virginities.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

ragefuel

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

I don't envy anyone who needs to interact with normies on a daily basis

 

[zephyr]

My half-relatives lost theirs in adolescence. I lost mine...

I found my virginity at lost and found.

 

[war_with_myself]

"virgin shaming isn't real"
"sex doesn't matter"
-IT tards

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

ER moment right there.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Tbh I'd have done the same and told I lost my virginity abroad so no one can verify

 

[Deleted member 9758]

Tbh I'd have done the same and told I lost my virginity abroad so no one can verify

yeah i was scared if I said I lost it here, they'd ask me for a name or something

 

[Lifeisbullshit95]

A conversation I was dreading for a long time now. It finally happened today. I'll spare most of the details, but normies are fucking savages jfl. One guy lost his virginity outside a nightclub, another in his friend's garden and another one in his mom's car.
When they asked me, I froze for a second because I was trying to think up of something but then I decided to only half lie. I told them I lost it in a brothel in Spain, which sounded kinda cool in my head. The reality is I lost it in my hometown to a prostitute.

Cringe. You’re not an incel, you're just an retarded thirsty simp animal. Just imagine paying for sex.

 

[nazianime]

Never been asked in my life. I have no reason to lie about it either, at least where I work I don’t think anyone would care.